'Ello! I am very disappointed!! Not one flame!! How am I supposed to heat my popcorn now?!?! Oh well. Anyways here's chapter two!

Chapter 2

Counseling

Harry: AHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (runs out of hall)

Snape: (smiles) He must feel the same!! :D:D:D

In the Gryffindor common room......

Everyone: (crowed around notice board)

Random person in room: Hey, look! There's a new counselor!

Everyone: (looks at sign)

Hermione: (talking to Harry and Ron) Maybe we should go see this counselor.

Harry and Ron: (nod)

Later that day.....

Ron: Helllooo..... (looks around room)

Suddenly Sailor Moon jumps out of the shadows

SM: Hello!! I am the new counselor!! Sit down!

Ron: (sits)

SM: What severe problems are troubling you? (Grins)

Ron: Well you see I kind of..... (is now silent)

SM: Come on spit it out!

Ron: I....I.... Lo...

SM: (is now irritated) If you don't say it now I'll vaporize you with my moon beam!

Ron: OO' (is still silent)

SM: ARG!! (charges moon beam)

Suddenly....

POOF!

Sailor moon turned back into Serena! (Spelling?)

Ron: OO''''''''''''''''''''

S: What happened!! (Transforms again)

POOF!

She is Serena again.

S: GRRRRR!!! (Transforms....again)

POOF!

I'll give you three guesses.....

Ron: OO (is still silent)

S: I'll get it this time!

Ron: (Gets up and leaves)

Ron: ( is now far away)

Off in the distance.....

POOF!

"DAMN IT!"

The next day at breakfast...

Dumbledore: Ahem! I have an announcement!

Everyone: (Looks at Dumbledore)

Dumbledore: I think Finch is hot!! .

Everyone: OO AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (Everyone runs out of hall screaming)

Next Day......

A/n: That's all for now! HA HA! I LEFT YOU HANGING! REVIEW!! OR FLAME!! I'M STILL HUNGRY!!