Title: Amalgam 1

Author: Nopporn Wongrassamee aka the Evil Author

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Spoilers: Everything!

Summary: A series (hopefully) of random crossovers. Disclaimer: Characters and concepts belong to their owners who I'm too lazy to list.

1981

High above the planet Earth, a tear in the fabric of space appeared. Before disappearing, the tear spat out a smallish, man-sized ship and a cloud of rocky, green glowing debris. The only marking on the ship was a pentagonal crest embossed on the nose containing a curved shape vaguely resembling the English letter "S".

Masked from Earth-side sensors by the debris cloud that it's FTL drive had picked up, the ship dove toward the planet. The debris cloud expanded as it fell, producing a spectacular meteor shower for all to see. The ship came down in a semi-isolated area, coming to rest on the front porch of the only house in sight. The house's contents matched the parameters the ship had been programmed to seek.

The ship deposited a small bundle on the front door step. It's mission done, the ship rose back into the air, pointed its nose south, and departed with a sonic boom.

Moments later, the house's front door opened. The residents, a newly wed couple, had come to investigate the noise. They immediately found the bundle.

"Look, James," exclaimed the woman as she picked up the bundle. "Someone left a baby on our doorstep!"

"But, how?" James asked. "We just got married. And I made sure no one knew where we were going for our honeymoon."

"Oh, aren't you the cutest thing," James' wife cooed at the infant in her arms.

"Lily..."

"Oh, let's keep him, James," Lily suggested.

"What?"

"We haven't seen our friends in a while," Lily continued. "We could say that he's ours. I know, let's call him Harry."

"Harry?" James thought it over. "Harry Potter... I like it."