Author's Note: Disclaimer, I don't own GI Joe and this is an unauthorized viewing of Lifeline's medical log.
Doctor's Log
August 23, 2004
Today I had to treat Shipwreck for malaria. This unfortunately put him in the infirmary for most of the day. In typical Shipwreck style he moaned over his 'injury', earning taunts from Beach Head. This resulted in a fiery argument that ended with Beach Head throwing a pillow across the room at him.
Flint and Stalker dropped by today to see them. Flint debriefed them and apparently Stalker is temporarily training the Greenshirts. He spent about an hour reassuring Beach Head that he would properly train them. I don't know if it's true, but I heard a rumor that the Greenshirts threw a party for their escape from their training instructor. I don't think Beach knows, but I'm not going to be the one to tell him.
They've complained the whole day, especially over the hospital gowns. They eventually settled down to play poker, there's a small table between their beds. But I don't see how Gung Ho can play with one hand.
You would think that this would be the end of it, but no. I couldn't be so lucky. Cover Girl came in today for her physical. She was singing some Avril Lavigne song until Beach Head 'told' her that she sang off key. To her credit, she waited until my back was turned before she hit him. I heard a loud yelp and turned around to see playing cards flying across the room and an angry Beach Head yelling at her. Courtney stalked out of the room while Gung Ho was laughing so hard that his face was red. I think he's still making fun of him.
Along with all of this, the two of them spent most of the day trying to convince me (and threaten me) into letting them leave. Even I know they're not that stupid. They broke half the bones in their body! Like they're going to be able to go anywhere let alone leave.
Lord please give me strength.