RAH. HEY EVERYONE, LIKE HOW DO YOU DO?
-Robin, Beastboy, Raven, and Cyborg rush past the authoress, yelling out, "STARFIRE'S COOKING! STARFIRE'S COOKING!"-
...Anyways, as I was saying. The disclaimer is that I don't own Teen Titans, blah, blah, blah, yeah, I'll just get on with the story then.
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Beastboy and Raven looked up at Cyborg, hearing his last statement. "Same room...?" Raven asked, feigning a little bit of interest. Robin suddenly flushed the deepest shade of red, while Starfire on the other hand had a confused look on her face.
"Lemme see!" Beastboy shouted, suddenly popping behind Starfire and taking her keycard. He popped up behind Robin and was about to steal his, but the boy wonder was too fast for him and hid it behind his back. "Heh-Heh, Cyborg, you probably just saw it wrong," Robin said nervously.
"Hahaha yeah right! This is why you were so eager in booking the rooms!" Cyborg said, laughing. "...Pervert," Raven muttered under her breath. Beastboy shoved the keycard in Raven's face. "Look!" he shouted. "It's not just a regular room, it's the HONEYMOON SUITE!"
Cyborg tried to keep his laughter in, but to of no avail. He was cracking up on the ground, holding his stomach since it started hurting. Keisha smiled and said, "Yes, the honeymoon suite..." she sighed dreamily wishing that her and Beastboy stayed in the honeymoon suite together. (Blegh). Robin stood there, absolutely fuming while Starfire STILL had the confused look on her face. She asked, "What is the difference between... honeymoon suite and regular room?"
Raven raised an eyebrow, taking the keycard that Beastboy still had shoved into her face and examining it. "Room 24H. Let me see your card Robin." Robin gritted his teeth, and said firmly, "Starfire and I do NOT have the same room!"
Beastboy gave a little crooked smile, which had widened when he remembered he had a pamphlet about the activities of the cruise in his pocket still. He took it out and looked through it. "AHAHAH!" he said, pointing at a certain section in the pamphlet. "DUDE, CYBORG! The honeymoon suite comes with a vibrating bed and a hot tub!"
Cyborg ran up to Beastboy, looking at the pamphlet. His jaw dropped when he read it and started cracking up yet again. Robin whacked Beastboy and Cyborg hard on the side of his head. "WE. DON'T. HAVE. THE. SAME. ROOM!"
Raven rolled her eyes, muttering. "Azarath, metrion, zenthos." Robin's keycard whizzed out of his hand and into Raven's. Robin didn't even notice this, and was too late to react as Raven looked at the card!
"Room 24H," she said.
"AAACK! I KNEW IT! I KNEW IT!" Cyborg yelled, snatching the card out of Raven's hands. The half demon crossed her arms, as if saying, 'That is so enough.' Robin made an 'EEP!' sound and lunged for the card, but the robot man dodged it easily, and instead Robin ended up tackling Starfire to the ground.
"Woo, Robin, a little HASTY now huh?" Beastboy said, leaning against the wall. "Can't you wait until you get into your room, at least?"
"Starfire, I'm so sorry!" Robin said, still on top of her. Starfire grunted and smiled weakly, sitting up straight. "It is all right Robin," she said, giving a look to Beastboy. A few seconds passed. "...Robin, you may get off of me now," she said, sweatdropping. BB coughed loudly while it took Robin a few more seconds to see what the hell he was still doing, and when he finally did he quickly stood up, rubbing the back of his head. "Ahaha... sorry..." he muttered.
"Where's the machine guy?" Keisha spoke up in all her little sluttiness.
Down the hall, you could hear Cyborg scream, "DUUUUUUUUDE!"
In a flash, all of the titans were in the place that Cyborg had yelled in. They were all to busy to notice that he had left (with Robin's keycard) and went off to see the room himself.
Beastboy's eyes widened when he was in the room as he looked around. It was a large room, with a large bed that had silk bedsheets. A couple of remotes lay by the bed, and Raven picked one up, examining it. A large button on the remote that she picked up said in big, red letters: VIBRATE. She made a disgusted face and shook her head fiercely, throwing the remote back onto the bed. Robin's face was red you could have mistook him for a tomato with a costume.
Starfire looked around the room, walking over to the TV. She looked at a couple of tapes next to the television and grinned. "Oh look, video tapes!" She said, picking one up. BB rushed over to her, and looked at the tape label. "How to best please your lover!" he yelled, taking the video tape away from her and waving it around wildly. "HAHAHA!"
Cyborg was currently in the bathroom, digging through the cabinets. Raven casually strolled into the bathroom while Robin was busy trying to get the tape away from BB. Starfire shook her head and also walked into the bathroom. It was yet another large room, with a heart shaped Jacuzzi and a large bathtub and shower.
Cyborg picked out a box in the medicine cabinet and took something out. Raven was too busy looking around to see what Cyborg was doing, and paid no attention to him until he spoke up.
"What the hell?" he said, unwrapping something and pulling it out of the wrapper. "These are funny shaped balloons..." he commented, trying to blow one up. Raven froze in place, turning around slowly. "Uh, Cyborg..." she started, looking at him as he tied up what he blew up. "What?" he asked, throwing the thing up into the air and hitting it over to Starfire.
"...Those aren't balloons..."
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Hooooly cow. That is an EXTREMELY short chapter. I'm sorry guys. /