Doctor's Log

September 8, 2004

Bazooka couldn't keep to a simple diet. How pathetic is that? It's not like he had to do much. Oh well. Stalker's sticking him in with the Greenshirts for a week to lose a few pounds. Bazooka's very unhappy about it. He should have listened to me.

As an unfortunate result of Movie Night, Ace, Mainframe, and Clutch have decided to create their own "reality" series. They plan to show their episodes on Movie Nights. Now no matter where they go, one of them has a digital camcorder. Mainframe's probably stuck a hidden camera on one of them. Flint was shaking his head at the three of them.

Mainframe, Ace, and Clutch came in here and tried to film Beach Head and Gung Ho. But before the two of them could do any damage, D.C. chased the three would be television stars out. Gung Ho called him a "good bad kitty" after that.

Gung Ho worked some more on his book, but he eventually got bored with it. Psyche Out came to my rescue today and kept them occupied. He came in with a bag full of toys and dumped them on the table between them and told them to play. (I told him about my new policy of treating them like children until they behave better.) Beach Head chewed him out about it. But before you knew it, the two of them had started to stage a mock battle between the toys.

Beach Head's "army" consisted of those little, green, plastic army men, an X-Wing fighter, and a Wolverine action figure. (He and Gung Ho had a battle of their own over the Wolverine toy.) Gung Ho's "army" consisted also of the plastic army men, a Bob the Builder truck, and a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle action figure. Both of them had created "domains" out of LEGOS.

There was a Barbie Doll in there too. I think Cover Girl had stuck it in the bag. Beach Head and Gung Ho's "armies" had briefly signed a treaty to team up and defeat the evil COBRA Barbie. (She got tossed in a trash can after being decapitated.)

Their battle came to an abrupt, bloody conclusion however after "Catzilla" decided to take an interest in the toy warfare. Several army men met a cruel fate at the fangs of D.C.

You know, the security cameras are still up. I have a feeling that today will be shown at the next Movie Night.