Hey everyone thank you so much for the great reviews! OH MY GOD.. Troy is almost in theaters!!!! I can't wait! Orlando looks so hot in it!!!!!!! The only bad thing is its rated R.. I wonder if they will realize I'm only 16 and not let me into the movie without an adult? hmmmm...I'll still have to try it cause that movie looks like its going to be wicked good... did you people see the previews? The war scenes look as good as the ones in Lord of the rings!!! Ok I'm done on with the next chapter!
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Mara started to wake up. Her head hurt and all she could remember was feeling something hit her head. She rubbed her eyes to make it so she could see clearer and looked around the room. Thats when she noticed she was on a bed and Jen was passed out, lying right next to her.
"Jen, wake up," said Mara shaking her a little. "Jen please get up."
"What? Whats going on?"
"I think someone kidnapped us."
"You are a smart one," said a voice coming from a chair in the room.
"Logan? What are you doing here?" asked Mara.
"Who is that?" asked Jen.
"That would be Deryck's best friend." Mara said to Jen. "So Logan, Deryck is the one who kidnapped us? Why?"
"I'm not the one to be telling you that, but don't worry he'll be back soon to tell you."
"Tell us now you ass hole!" said Jen.
"I would watch you mouth if I were you."
"Whatever!" Jen then turned to Mara and said in a quite voice, "This guy is on crack if he thinks he can tell me what to do. Lets piss him off like we did to the Barbossa's crew in the Caribbean."
"Good idea," said Mara. "And I know just how to do it!" They both then started their plan of annoyance.
"Hello? Hello?" said Jen.
"Is it safe?" asked Mara.
"Is what safe?" asked Jen. They were doing a very funny conversation from the cartoon clerks. (A/N: If you haven't seen cartoon clerks then let me explain. Clerks Cartoons is just like the movie clerks where the whole story line follows store clerks who do stupid stuff. In one of the cartoons there is guy named Randell who hides behind the counter in the store called 'QuickStop' and asked the customer who walks in if 'it is safe'. The customer then has no idea where the voice is coming from and gets mad that the person isn't coming out to help him. While he gets mad Randell keeps saying is it safe over and over and over again until the customer finally goes insane and runs from the store. Also the character Danta is hiding with Randell but when he tries to be funny and say something stupid Randell yells at him. Ok now that you know a little something about Clerk cartoons have fun reading this part of the story!)
"Is it safe?" asked Mara.
"Yes its safe, its very safe." said Jen.
"Is it safe?"
"Look are you gonna come out?"
"Is it safe?"
"I just want some smokes!"
"He takes the lotion and rubs it on his skin then puts it in the basket...shut up man.... Is it safe?"
"Stop it!"
"Is it safe? Is it safe? Is it safe?"
"AHHHHHHH!"
"Look if you girls are trying to piss me off It's not going to work!" said Logan.
"Dude you're gay!" said Mara.
"Ya hes gay!" said Jen.
"And he plays for both teams."
"And he's festive."
"And he frolics with farm animals."
"And he also frolics with all teams!"
"Would you two just shut up?" asked Logan. "You are really annoying!"
"Oh poor baby," said Mara.
"Why don't you cry me a river and build me a bridge to get over it!" said Jen. Then both girls where struck with the best idea ever. They started to sing 'Cry Me A River' By Justin Timberlake. Even if they really don't like his type of music that song is just so funny! So they decided to sing it to Logan starting from their favorite part.
"It wasn't like you only talked to him and you know it (Don't act like you don't know it) And all of these things people told me Keep messing with my head (Messing with my head) You should've picked honesty Then you may not have blown it (Yea..) You don't have to say, what you did, I already know, I found out from him Now there's just no chance, for you and me, there'll never be And don't it make you sad about it You told me you loved me Why did you leave me, all alone (All alone) Now you tell me you need me When you call me, on the phone (When you call me on the phone) Girl I refuse, you must have me confused With some other guy (I'm not like them baby) Your bridges were burned, and now it's your turn (It's your turn) To cry, cry me a river (Go on and just) Cry me a river-er (Go on and just) Cry me a river (Baby go on and just) Cry me a river-er, yea yea" They both sang.
"Shut up! Oh My God! Just shut up before I kill both of you!" yelled Logan.
"What you don't like our song?" asked Mara.
"I want you and your friend to shut your mouths before I really hurt you."
"You can't make us do anything." said Jen.
"Don't try me!"
"You wanna mess?" asked Jen.
"I don't want to hurt a little girl like you!" Jen was ready to go start a fight with Logan but before she could go and get in his grill and be all up in his face, Mara held her back.
"Jen don't waste your time on him. He isn't worth it."
"Whatever," she said to Mara then turned to Logan. "You are so lucky Mara is here, if she wasn't you would be dead."
"Sure, whatever you say." Just then the door to the room opened and in walked Deryck.
"Ladies hope you had a good rest." he said to them.
"Deryck why are we here?" asked Mara.
"An old friend of Jack and Will's asked me to bring you here."
"Barbossa." said Jen remembering the conversation she had with Deryck.
"BARBOSSA?" asked Mara.
"Yep and he wants to see the two of you. Logan help me bring the girls to him." Deryck started to drag Mara out the door and Logan did the same thing to Jen. By now Mara realized they were in Deryck's beach house. They reached a door and then the girls were pushed inside.
"Well, it be nice ta see the two of ye again."
"Barbossa what do you want?" asked Jen.
"Ta get even with Jack and Will what else?"
"Dude, forgive and forget," said Jen.
"Sorry lass but me not know the words forgive and forget."
"Whatever."
"What are you planning on doing?" asked Mara.
"Once those two pirates get here I'll take care of things until then ye two should make yeselves comfortable, ye might be here for a while."
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Ok thats the end of the chapter.. I hate to end it here but I have to sorry! The next chapter should be up soon... please review.
Disclaimer: I don't own anything!
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Mara started to wake up. Her head hurt and all she could remember was feeling something hit her head. She rubbed her eyes to make it so she could see clearer and looked around the room. Thats when she noticed she was on a bed and Jen was passed out, lying right next to her.
"Jen, wake up," said Mara shaking her a little. "Jen please get up."
"What? Whats going on?"
"I think someone kidnapped us."
"You are a smart one," said a voice coming from a chair in the room.
"Logan? What are you doing here?" asked Mara.
"Who is that?" asked Jen.
"That would be Deryck's best friend." Mara said to Jen. "So Logan, Deryck is the one who kidnapped us? Why?"
"I'm not the one to be telling you that, but don't worry he'll be back soon to tell you."
"Tell us now you ass hole!" said Jen.
"I would watch you mouth if I were you."
"Whatever!" Jen then turned to Mara and said in a quite voice, "This guy is on crack if he thinks he can tell me what to do. Lets piss him off like we did to the Barbossa's crew in the Caribbean."
"Good idea," said Mara. "And I know just how to do it!" They both then started their plan of annoyance.
"Hello? Hello?" said Jen.
"Is it safe?" asked Mara.
"Is what safe?" asked Jen. They were doing a very funny conversation from the cartoon clerks. (A/N: If you haven't seen cartoon clerks then let me explain. Clerks Cartoons is just like the movie clerks where the whole story line follows store clerks who do stupid stuff. In one of the cartoons there is guy named Randell who hides behind the counter in the store called 'QuickStop' and asked the customer who walks in if 'it is safe'. The customer then has no idea where the voice is coming from and gets mad that the person isn't coming out to help him. While he gets mad Randell keeps saying is it safe over and over and over again until the customer finally goes insane and runs from the store. Also the character Danta is hiding with Randell but when he tries to be funny and say something stupid Randell yells at him. Ok now that you know a little something about Clerk cartoons have fun reading this part of the story!)
"Is it safe?" asked Mara.
"Yes its safe, its very safe." said Jen.
"Is it safe?"
"Look are you gonna come out?"
"Is it safe?"
"I just want some smokes!"
"He takes the lotion and rubs it on his skin then puts it in the basket...shut up man.... Is it safe?"
"Stop it!"
"Is it safe? Is it safe? Is it safe?"
"AHHHHHHH!"
"Look if you girls are trying to piss me off It's not going to work!" said Logan.
"Dude you're gay!" said Mara.
"Ya hes gay!" said Jen.
"And he plays for both teams."
"And he's festive."
"And he frolics with farm animals."
"And he also frolics with all teams!"
"Would you two just shut up?" asked Logan. "You are really annoying!"
"Oh poor baby," said Mara.
"Why don't you cry me a river and build me a bridge to get over it!" said Jen. Then both girls where struck with the best idea ever. They started to sing 'Cry Me A River' By Justin Timberlake. Even if they really don't like his type of music that song is just so funny! So they decided to sing it to Logan starting from their favorite part.
"It wasn't like you only talked to him and you know it (Don't act like you don't know it) And all of these things people told me Keep messing with my head (Messing with my head) You should've picked honesty Then you may not have blown it (Yea..) You don't have to say, what you did, I already know, I found out from him Now there's just no chance, for you and me, there'll never be And don't it make you sad about it You told me you loved me Why did you leave me, all alone (All alone) Now you tell me you need me When you call me, on the phone (When you call me on the phone) Girl I refuse, you must have me confused With some other guy (I'm not like them baby) Your bridges were burned, and now it's your turn (It's your turn) To cry, cry me a river (Go on and just) Cry me a river-er (Go on and just) Cry me a river (Baby go on and just) Cry me a river-er, yea yea" They both sang.
"Shut up! Oh My God! Just shut up before I kill both of you!" yelled Logan.
"What you don't like our song?" asked Mara.
"I want you and your friend to shut your mouths before I really hurt you."
"You can't make us do anything." said Jen.
"Don't try me!"
"You wanna mess?" asked Jen.
"I don't want to hurt a little girl like you!" Jen was ready to go start a fight with Logan but before she could go and get in his grill and be all up in his face, Mara held her back.
"Jen don't waste your time on him. He isn't worth it."
"Whatever," she said to Mara then turned to Logan. "You are so lucky Mara is here, if she wasn't you would be dead."
"Sure, whatever you say." Just then the door to the room opened and in walked Deryck.
"Ladies hope you had a good rest." he said to them.
"Deryck why are we here?" asked Mara.
"An old friend of Jack and Will's asked me to bring you here."
"Barbossa." said Jen remembering the conversation she had with Deryck.
"BARBOSSA?" asked Mara.
"Yep and he wants to see the two of you. Logan help me bring the girls to him." Deryck started to drag Mara out the door and Logan did the same thing to Jen. By now Mara realized they were in Deryck's beach house. They reached a door and then the girls were pushed inside.
"Well, it be nice ta see the two of ye again."
"Barbossa what do you want?" asked Jen.
"Ta get even with Jack and Will what else?"
"Dude, forgive and forget," said Jen.
"Sorry lass but me not know the words forgive and forget."
"Whatever."
"What are you planning on doing?" asked Mara.
"Once those two pirates get here I'll take care of things until then ye two should make yeselves comfortable, ye might be here for a while."
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Ok thats the end of the chapter.. I hate to end it here but I have to sorry! The next chapter should be up soon... please review.