Doctor's Log
September 10, 2004
Wild Bill tricked Beach Head into singing at the ceremony tomorrow. I'm sure he'll still try to get out of it. The Ranger told Wild Bill that he hated him. Wild Bill just laughed at him.
What he did was enlist the help of Bazooka. You see, Bazooka has an even worse singing voice than Cover Girl. Mainframe put a hidden recorder on Bazooka and Wild Bill shoved him into the infirmary. Bazooka started to sing the national anthem, and he mangled it horribly. Beach Head, not being able to stand it, told Bazooka to shut up.
Bazooka challenged Beach Head to see if he could sing it any better. Not wanting to back down to any kind of challenge, the Ranger sang the song. It was really good. After an argument, Bazooka left and gave the recording to Wild Bill.
Wild Bill rushed off to show the recording to Duke and General Hawk. I guess at first they laughed at the idea of Beach Head singing at the ceremony tomorrow, but after they listened to him sing they gave Wild Bill their approval to get him on stage. After losing yesterday, General Hawk seemed to have a perverse pleasure into forcing Beach Head on stage. He told Wild Bill he could use extreme measures if necessary.
Beach Head was mad. He was even angrier after Gung Ho and I teamed up on Wild Bill's side. He got shuffled off with Wild Bill to practice the songs for tomorrow. He's swearing vengeance against all of us.
I didn't hear their practice, but I heard he made two escape attempts. Wild Bill finally threw him a challenge. Like I said before, Beach Head can't resist a challenge from anyone.
I also noticed today that Rock N' Roll was taking great care in painting some of the vehicles red, white, and blue. He's somehow talked William, Cobra Commander's son, into helping him. William is actually quite the artist. He painted a very impressive eagle on the side of Courtney's tank.
Roadblock is also busy preparing food for tomorrow. He's enlisted the aid of Firewall and two of the Greenshirts. He posted a sign on the kitchen door that barred Shipwreck, Clutch, Tripwire, and Kamakura from entering. Roadblock later added Leatherneck's name to the list after the Marine was trying to sample the goods.
As for me, I was busy today. I had a steady stream of Joes donating blood and plasma for the Red Cross. Gung Ho helped me a little bit to keep everything in order. He couldn't sit still the whole day though. He tied a small American flag to D.C.'s collar, but the cat didn't like it. The Marine also spent the day conferring with Low Light over Operation CGBH since Beach Head wasn't there.
Everyone seems to be calling their families. Gung Ho called his little sister and ended up getting into an argument with her. I think she won it. I called and talked to one of my cousins. He asked me if I was going to call my father. I don't know if I will. I probably should, but I still have trouble talking to him. The last time I talked to him was at Christmas time.
Anyway, I'm sure the ceremony tomorrow will be nice.