Doctor's Log
September 14, 2004
They booby-trapped the infirmary! They actually booby-trapped it! It looked like Indiana Jones gone bad. Psyche Out was with me when I went to the infirmary this morning. The first obstacle was that the doorway had been covered with ceran wrap. After we got through that, we found that they'd somehow put a water balloon just right on top of the door. It hit Psyche Out, I managed to avoid it.
After this, we discovered that the whole room was crisscrossed by string. By accidentally touching one string, a basketball came hurdling toward us off a shelf. (Psyche Out had a deadly look in his eyes after that.) We soon discovered that nearly every string was attached to some sort of "trap." At least they had the forethought to move D.C.'s bed out of the disaster area.
Dusty claimed that he had no involvement of any kind in all of this. True, he couldn't actually have done any of this, but he didn't exactly alert anyone either. From the way they talked, I think the ceran wrap was even Dusty's idea. Okay, by this time even I was getting very angry. Remember how I reacted to the alcohol incident? Well, the same thing happened again. I even kicked a trashcan. They got that deer in the headlights look again. Beach Head and Gung Ho began to disassemble the traps after I threatened to call Hawk.
Later on in the day, I got them back. Nonviolently, of course. I managed to, with Psyche Out's help, to duct tape Beach Head and Gung Ho to the bed while they were sleeping. Dusty was awake, but he couldn't move anyway. Besides, duct tape would just aggravate his burns and the skin grafts. The whole time he was yelling that I'd gone insane until Psyche Out finally stuffed a medical rag into his mouth. After they woke up, Beach Head accused me of drugging them. But I find that such a harsh word. All I did was slip some sedatives into their drinks.
After this, I put in a call to Scarlett. She showed up fifteen minutes later with Cover Girl, Lady Jaye, and Jinx in tow. They brought in a whole stack of movies. The guys started to scream bloody murder (Except Dusty, who still had the rag in his mouth.) until Jinx put duct tape over their mouths. Duct tape is such a wonderful invention. Low Light had the misfortune of sticking his head in as this was going on. Having discovered from the security tapes that he'd given them the supplies, (Plus the fact that Cover Girl hadn't gotten him back yet for the matchmaking.) Low Light was duct taped to a chair and gagged.
The first movie they had to watch was Little Women, and then they watched Steel Magnolias. Now they're watching Pokemon the Movie. They have yet to watch Spy Kids, Blue's Clues episodes, and a collection other chick flicks and kid's movies. Duke and Flint were coming in when they saw this. They took one look at all of us and backed out the door. They took off running down the hallway. Ace came back later with his digital camera to get Beach Head, Gung Ho, Low Light, and Dusty on tape.
I hear the betting pool has jumped to $621.00.