Doctor's Log

September 26, 2004

Hey Lifeline, you forgot to disconnect your computer from the network. What the hell's with that crap you wrote about us?!

This is Dusty typing now, the stuff above is from Beach Head. He's currently fending off Gung Ho for the computer.

Hah, take that Wayne! The Marines will always beat the Army. Hey! That finger wasn't very nice, and no, I won't bite you.

It's Dusty again, Beach and Gung Ho are engaged in another battle. By the way, Firewall has nothing to do with this, wait, here's Beach Head again.

The Army will always beat the Marines LaFitte, so take take it and like it. Okay, just so we're clarified here, I'm typing in reg font, Gung Ho has bold, and Dusty has italic. Got it?

NO.

Shut up smart ass.

Now Beach Head, be nice to Ettiene, he's a little slow.

WHAT!!!! WHY YOU LITTLE

Heh heh, good one Dusty

Hey Dusty, al least I don't read Harry Potter. Don't lie you bastard, I saw you reading it.

:) I like Harry Potter :)

Okay, never mind, Firewall has just joined us.

Lord of the Rings is better.

You like LOTR?!

He's practically got a whole mini library with his stuff. Personally I've never read the books or seen the movies.

What, how could you never have watched or read LOTR?!

Hey! You'd never seen more than 1 Star Wars movie before!

That's different, LOTR is a classic.

So's Star Wars.

Shut up Dusty. Frodo could kick Harry's ass any day of the week. Hey Firewall, I think we need to "educate" these two.

Will Lifeline let us watch the movies?

No, but feel free to try Sneeden.

"Do or do not, there is no try" LaFitte.

Thanks Yoda. Hey! It's not my fault I type slow. I've only got 1 hand to work with.

Suck it up Marine.

What the hell is that damn cat doing?! Never mind, he's just staring out the window and growling at Shipwreck. Good bad cat. You know, I don't usually like cats but

D.C.'S THE MAN!!!!!!!

D.C.'s not a "man", GH, he's a tomcat

He's got more balls than most human guys!

True.

Hey! There's a young lady present here!

Who, you?

HEY!!

No there's not.

HEY!!!!

Yah, BH, it's not her fault she isn't a lady.

Wow. Firewall actually hit Gung Ho over the head with a book. He's even kind of dazed. I think she's been hanging out with the other women too long.

I'll agree with that.

Beach has started to hum the Darth Vader theme again. You guys, Lifeline is going to read this. He'll probably kill us for hacking into his computer and breaking into his log.

No he won't, he's a 'non-combatant Pacifist" remember?

But of course, he'll just drug us, duct tape us, and force us to endure really really horrible movies again.

Oh yeah, that sucked ass.

Should we delete all of this?

Naw.

Fuck this! I ain't watching chick flicks again!!!! See ya 2 later.

Ettiene you loser!!!!! Damn Marine.

Hey Lifeline's here! He looks pissed. You know, I never knew he could be so scary when he's mad.

Good thing he's a pacifist and not one of us, or we'd be dead 7 times over

I don't know, I still think that the duct tape and movies were cruel and unusual punishment.

True. Lifeline you're EVIL.

YOU EVIL EVIL MAN!!!! THAT WAS WORSE THAN DEATH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Pokemon does nothing for the brain cells.

NEVER UTTER THAT FORBIDDEN WORD AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poke… Damn you Dusty!! That hurt!! Where were we?

LIFELINE YOU QUACK!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT KIND OF DOCTOR ARE YOU?????????????????

YOU PSYCHOPATH!!!!!!!!!!! DR. MINDBENDER COULD TAKE LESSONS FROM YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OH SHIT, HE'S GOT THE DUCT TAPE IN HIS HAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! RUN, RU