Doctor's Log
September 26, 2004
THEY HACKED INTO MY LOG!!!!!!!!!!!! DAMN THEM ALL TO HELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I duct taped all of them, including Firewall. Psyche Out brought me a small collection of horrible music for them to listen to. I don't like violence, but I will use psychological warfare if I have to. Right now, Hansen is in the CD player. I've got my office closed and my own CD player on to block out the noise. Frank Sinatra is so soothing.
What the? How did Gung Ho get the duct tape off his mouth?! He's screaming for mercy. Damn it, I'll be right back.
I released Firewall and Gung Ho from bondage. They're in the hallway right now under heavy supervision. I left Dusty and Beach Head where they were and put N'Sync in the CD player and turned the volume up. They look like they're going to have a heart attack. Oh well. Call me a Quack will they?! A second Mindbender?! HAH!!!! They'll see how psychopathic this pacifist can get. They still have 98 degrees, the Backstreet Boys, and Michael Jackson to listen to.
Damn, my Sinatra CD just finished. I guess I'll have to put the Beatles in now. Maybe it will block out that horrid music.