Doctor's Log
October 2, 2004
Divine Providence really is looking out for me. Someone up there is doing a good job. Flint woke up with hives and had to go to the infirmary. I don't know why, he just broke out with them. Serves him right. I guess he'll keep Dusty company for a little while.
I stopped in the infirmary before I left to say good bye to my cat. Don't laugh. You didn't expect me to leave without making sure he was okay, did you? Besides, Gung Ho was threatening to stuff D.C. into his bag and take him to Louisiana with him. Anyway, it was about 1:30 am when I went in there. All of them were still awake, even Dusty. I was surprised at that, Dusty can sleep through anything. Beach Head and Gung Ho are anxious to leave. Gung Ho made some comment that Beach Head could go to Louisiana with him, but the Ranger replied "Hell no, I've seen enough of your ugly mug to last me a lifetime!"
I guess they are still planning on going to Mardi Gras though. Dusty's now decided to go with him. While I was walking out the door, the crazy Cajun "told" me that I should come too. I threw my pen at him. I didn't mean to hit him in the head. Really, I didn't. I was aiming at the wall. Anyway Dusty yelled "Violence! Finally!!" Since that's the closest I've come to violence, it sort of spread. Now Alpine and Wet Suit are trying to claim it as a breach of my pacifism so that they can win the betting pool. Can you believe it's at $983.34?! I heard a few minutes ago that Stalker was trying to claim it wasn't. I guess he put the most money in that I wouldn't resort to violence.
I wouldn't call it violence. It was an accident. The pen was supposed to hit the wall.
I've got to go, we're getting ready to leave and…oh boy. General Hawk just came in with a busted up leg. How the hell did he manage to do that within the last 45 minutes?! Dusty really should have been careful on what he wished for. Now he's got to deal with Flint and Hawk. Divine Providence indeed.
Got to go, it'll be awhile before I write again. Dammit Gung Ho! D.C.'s not going with you! Wait, oh no! Hawk's going to be stuck in here with D.C.! Take him with you Gung Ho! Take him! If Hawk touches my cat, I swear I'll kill him, General or no. Wait, never mind. Firewall promised to watch him. I had a panic attack there for a second. Thank God.
Author's Note: That's all she wrote for now, but I'll be back. Here's some upcoming Joe fics of mine:
The Song- will involve our favorite Ranger, Mainframe, and Wet Suit, with cameos by Hawk, Cobra Commander, and some others. Don't ask, I promise it will be funny. This is my next fic.
A Tale of Two Bobbies- The Dreadnoks in London, need I say more?
The Memoirs of a Scottish Laird- Think Doctor's Log, except it's written by Destro.
Hello Mr. President- More serious
Mindbender's Log- Just what it says
I have other ideas, but no titles for them yet. I don't know if one of them or one of the above will be next.