Behind the Curtains
Chapter 3: The Night of Father and Son
Disclaimer
Royjoy: Um, anyways, I own Namco AND Tales of Symphonia, I also own...
Lloyd: Um, you don't own any of those.
Royjoy: I DON'T??????????
Lloyd: Yeah. Namco does.
Royjoy: But I own Namco!
Lloyd: Not any more. We sold it.
Royjoy: YOU WHAT?!?!?!?!
Lloyd: Yeah, for 11 Million Gald.
Royjoy: Who cares if I don't own Namco? I'M RICH!!!!!!!!!!!
Review Replies (Finally.)
Sekana Katayama: Thanks for the pity review. Here's a hankie.
Alice Kaiba: Well, humor rules England, at least. Another Kratos? I in fact had one in mind for chapter 4.
Xeora: That first review might have been to the wrong person, but it saved this fic and many of my others. Thanks.
Kratos Aurion's Keeper: Well, I did, didn't I?
Yuan: WOW! YUAN REVIEWED MY FIC! Wait, you're not THE Yuan? Darn. Summon Spirit chapter coming soon to a store near you.
Rednal29: This chapter has a bit of Yuan, and when I do another Kratos one it will have a lot of Mithos/Yggdrasil in it.
Kratos-Yuan: Look above. Oh, and you're name denotes an interesting pairing, I must say.
Cheetah Goddess: Thanks Cheetah. And Silver. Wait, forget about Silver.
The-key-of-the-twilight: Yeah. And I made it up myself! Isn't that just so cool?
RidingGirl: Here is an update, your highness. Unless you're a guy, and call yourself a girl.
MaDMageMerlin: Not in my game...
kiwi's angel: Demonish? Oooookaaaaaaay.
And now... TEH 1337 STOREH.
After the events earlier that day, Lloyd had curled up in one of the beds at Altessa's house. He woke with a start in the middle of the night.
Lloyd saw a bright light appear. He freaked out.
"Who... are you?"
The man replied. "Your worst nightmare."
Lloyd found that he couldn't move his body, as he was frozen in place. He screamed.
Yggdrasil floated out into the rooms, and the lights went back on. "CUT!" Yuan frowned. "I'm doing the best I can."
"Well, it's not good enough. You aren't trying to scare the little kid, you're just trying to get him to cooperate."
Meanwhile, Lloyd is sitting wide-eyed in his bed, and has no idea what's going on.
Yggdrasil floated out of the room as the lights went back out and he shouted. "ACTION!"
Yuan leaned over Lloyd's bed again.
Lloyd stared. "There's just something about a guy leaning over my bed, my body being frozen, and someone having to get me to cooperate that just makes me hope that you aren't gay."
Yuan ignored the remarks. "Do you want to know..."
He cleared his throat. "WHO'S YO DADDY?"
Lloyd tried to put his hands over his ears, but he couldn't move. "Um, I guess so."
Yuan smiled. Not an evil smile, but one that makes you wonder what you just got yourself into. "Good. Follow me."
Lloyd walked outside to find himself in front of the door with two Renegades poking him in the side with their swords. Lloyd looked petrified. "My dad is a random Renegade member?"
Yuan chuckled. "No Lloyd. Look ahead."
Lloyd looked, and saw Kratos surrounded by many other guards.
Lloyd yelled. "Kratos, what have you done with my dad?!"
Kratos started to step forward, but was cautioned by Yuan.
"One more step, Kratos, and your son dies."
Lloyd screamed. "What am I supposed to believe? Aaaaahh!"
Yuan answered his question. "That Kratos is your father."
Colette ran out of the door and stared at the Renegades, Lloyd, and Kratos.
"Lloyd, it completely matters that he is your father. It makes you a stupid, worthless person. You just aren't you anymore." Colette stomped back inside.
Lloyd was confused. "That doesn't sound like Colette at all."
Colette turned around and spoke in a different voice. "That's because... I'm not Colette!"
Genis burst out of his Colette costume and gave Lloyd a nuggie. (When you rub someone's head. I can't spell.)
Yggdrasil floated to them again. "CUT!"