Aisha: I don't own Yu-Gi-Oh. I do own Kiyone and Junko the lost owns Kira. I don't own anything that's in the story other than my oc's. I have just had this story deleted from my account and this is my second time posting it. I would like to say that I will take any flames that you give me but I would rather you not report me for things that I have not done.
ALSO THIS HAS YAOI REFRENCES IN IT. YOU DON'T LIKE YOU DON'T READ, OKAY? BUT PLEASE DON'T REPORT ME FOR STUFF I HAVEN'T DONE!!!!
Chapter 1 Mall not Maul
"YAMI!!!" Yuugi ran into the living room, screaming bloody murder, grabbed his Yami and began to shake the spirit. "YYAAAAMMMMIII!!!!"
"AAHHH!!!" Yami screamed as he flailed his arms around, "NO, CLOWN, NO!!!" Yuugi was silent for a moment as Yami looked around then smiled. "Why, hello, beloved!" He smiled. "What ya doin, broh?" Yuugi blinked.
"Okay, Yami don't try to talk like teenagers it's really weird, and second someone stole all my leather-" Yamis exceedingly short attention span was used up and he zoned out until "-ra came down to the house and too-"
"RA IS HERE!??!" Yami yelled, almost giddy with happiness. "Oh joy!!!" He skipped out side, (which wasn't smart considering that it was around Christmas time) then looked up.
"Oh, Yuugi-chan, Ra is still in the sky!" Yuugi lifted an eye brow.
"Right Yam-"
"NO!!!! RA DO NOT PUT ME ON HOLD AGAIN PLEASE!!!" Yami screeched falling to his knees, looking at the sun. Yuugi stared for a moment, but then Yami got up.
"What were you saying Yuugi-chan?!" He giggled clapping his hands. Yuugi blinked and wondered if Yami had gotten a hold of some of Kaibas caffeine shots. He shivered as he remembered the last time that had happened.
"Yuugi because Ra is not out of the sky I will assume that you said something other than Ra came down to the house. What was it?"
"Bakura came down to the house and stole all my leather." Yami gasped and struck one of those really gay looking poses that they do on the show. Ya know the ones with the hip thrust.... The really gay looking ones... Yuugi stared.
"Any.... Way..... I figure that it was about time I started to get new leather, I mean, believe it or not, I am growing, and the other leather was getting too tight." Yami stopped his really gay pose and grabbed his aidou by the shoulders.
"NO YUUGI YOU CAN NOT GROW UP!!! You would be doing something the way god intended you to." Yuugi cocked an eyebrow.
"You just like seeing me in tight leather, don't you?"
"..... But you have such a nice ass....." Yuugi sighed and shook his head.
"Yami what am I ever going to do with you?"
"Well you could let me tie you to the bed, steal some of Bakuras S & D toys and then fuck with me." There was a long and uncomfortable silences.
"..... I'm gonna go and see if anyone else wants to go to the mall with me."
"I'll come too!" Yuugi gave a small nod and walked back into the house to call some of his other friends. Namely everyone he knew except Honda and Otogie. Oh and Anzu but she had been hit by a bus (Don't own and thanks for the idea hope you don't mind me using it Neo Phife.)
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Oddly everyone (But Jean-Claude who said "IT IS ABOUT 3:00 IN THE AFTER NOON AND YOU WANT ME TO COME OUTSIDE?!?!?!?!?!") that he knew (who wasn't part Vampire) came, even Honda and Otogie.
/Are they physic or something cause I didn't call them.../ He said mentally to his Yami.
No aboui I think they are just crazy.
"HEY!! We heard that! We are not crazy!!" Every one but Yuugi and Yami stared.
"Right...." Kaiba murmured. "An there really is magic and fairies and elves and vampires and werewolves." He said sarcastically.
"You really think that?!" Kiyone said jumping up and down. He stared at her for a moment.
"No." She whimpered and stopped jumping.
And so they left, and thankfully they left Honda and Otogie behind to have some nice crazy sex. When they got to the mall Yami, Malik and Bakura both looked as if they were going to cry. It was Kaiba that finally asked the question that everyone was wondering.
"How do people fit a ship in a bottle? And why are you three crying?"
"Because," all three said at the same time, "When you said mall I thought you meant people getting torn limb from limb."
"I was gonna throw the tomb raider in." Yami chirped.
"I was gonna throw in the Pharaoh..." Bakura moped.
"So was I...." Malik trailed off. Everyone stared at them for a moment.
"Ummm no Yami the mall is a bunch of shops that are all put together." Ryo said to his saddened Yami.
After convincing the yamis that the mall would be just as fun as a maul they finally went in.
"Well, I gotta go and get some chew toys for the pack." Lina said waving to the rest of them. "And Jouno has to go and get himself a collar and chain because he lost a bet to Jean-Claude." At this point Jouno mumbled something about cheating Vampires and walked off with Lina.
"I'm off" Bakura said as he walked away. Ryo mumbled something unintelligible about a present and wondered away and Malik dragged Marik off talking about the glowing indoor tree.
"I have to go and get Mokuba some boys pjs." Kaiba mumbled to himself as he walked off dragging Mokuba and Kiyone tagging along behind him. "He had to buy the lingerie....." Yami and Yuugi stared after everyone (don't worry most of them comeback.)
"Ok... see ya later..."Yuugi said quietly waving his hand, which Yami grabbed right away.
"Come on Yuugi lets get the leather!!!" He yelled dragging the smaller boy behind him. Yuugi just sighed and let himself be taken to the store.
Once him and Yami were in the store Yami started to force him to try on outfits that he could never wear around the house (because his grandfather would never let him....) , and when he was forced to go and try to buy them it also seamed that he could not afford them.
"See Yami. I can't pay for them." Yami was quite for a moment, contemplating his next move. Suddenly he smiled and grabbed Yuugis wrist.
"But I know who can!!! Come on!"
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Kaiba stared at the store he had seen Mokuba go into but there was no way that he was going in after him.
"Kiyone, you go in and get Mokuba will you?" Kiyone smiled walked in and was immediately meat by a saleswomen. Unfortunately no matter what it was that the woman said to her Kiyone was going to have to listen until she was done or Seto came and got her. Or in other words she was a salespersons dream. Kaiba sighed and stared. He really didn't want to go in but he had to.
So Seto Kaiba walked into Victoria Secrets.
Yami pointed to him as he walked in.
"Yuugi isn't that a shop for girls?"
"Yeah, but Mokubas probably in there...."
"oh...."
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"Yami... that's only a Christmas tree." Marik said as Malik forced him to gaze upon the wondrous splendor that was the 'glowing indoor tree'.
"ONLY?!?!" Malik raged. "It grows indoors! It glows! How can you say only!?!?" He screamed at the top of his lungs.
"Yami people are staring..." Malik looked around and did find that many people were staring at them. Malik smiled evilly.
"I know what to do."
"No killing Yami."
"Awww...Well then..."He grabbed Marik and kissed him passionately. As you can probably guess that only earned them more stares.
So after the kiss Malik let his hikari he wandered off only to see a mall Santa. Yes it was one of those guys that sit at the mall and have little kids come and sit on their laps and tell them what the want. So Malik stared at the dude and, having never seen a Santa before, wondered why the children were getting on his lap. After a whole... ummmm maybe 3 seconds of thinking, he decided that the person was weighing the children and was going to eat the fatter ones. He also decided that because his hikari loved children he could impress (coughgettoscrewcough) him by saving the children.
So Malik snuck (or snuck as well as anyone that tall with that much spicky pointy hair could) over to the mall Santa and then hit him as hard as he could over the head with the rod.
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Ryo was buying Daniella a present when his cell phone rang. He stood for a moment, debating wither or not he wanted to take the call but after a little thought he did take the call. To his horror and not surprise it was Bakura.
"Ryo.... I.... Um well I.... I need some help." Ryo sighed.
"What is it Yami?"
"I need money to pay for the stuff that I shop lifted..." Ryo sighed.
"How much this time?"
"$987.63....."
"WHHAAAAATTT?!?!?!?!?!" Ryo yelled into the phone. On the other side Bakura cringed.
"I'm SORRYYYY!!!" He yelled. "Ryo I'm really really REALLY sorry!!! Just come to the security office and help me." Ryo sighed and shut off his phone. He was going to have to go down and, once more, fix, or try to fix, Bakuras mess.
Lina and Jouno had already gotten the packs squeaky toys and were starting to look for a collar and chain when they both happened to pass a store that was completely dedicated to astronomy. So of course Lina had to stop and look at some of the stuff in the store which left Jouno free to wander about the story, and what else would he wander across but a model of the full moon which gave him a rather nice idea....