Aisha: Don't own YGO.

Chapter 2

Money, operations and The Santa

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"I'm not going in the store, Yami. You can go in." Yuugi said as he sat down on a bench.

"But Yuugi! I can't go into a store for girls unless I have someone who can pass for a girl with me... And Ryo's not here!" Yuugi stared at Yami.

"Was that supposed to be a complement?" He asked. Yami gave a small smile.

"Yes?"

"I'm so not going in."

As it turns out it was actually a good idea for them not to go in because only a few seconds after Yuugi said that the store pretty much exploded into action. Things that Yami and Yuugi thought might be clothing came flying out of the store along with about half of the people in there. The two boys could hear someone yelling "I AM I AM I AM I AM I AM!!" as well as another person yelling "YOU WHAT?!?!?!?!"

"Was that Kaiba?"

"I think the second one was. The first was defiantly Mokuba." Yuugi looked at his Yami wondering how he could tell. Before he could ask him out came Kaiba, swearing up a storm, and carrying Mokuba. Kiyone came out after him looking sad with a bag of stuff in her hand.

"Come on Yuugi!!" Yami said happily as he grabbed Yuugis hand, "Now's the perfect time to ask if we could have some money." Yuugi pulled away from the deranged Yami.

"Are you MAD?!" He practically yelled. "Now would be a VERY VERY BAD time to ask if we could borrow money. He'd probably take out a gun and shoot us if we asked him now." Yami gave a very large smile.

"Well I happen to be wearing very fashionable Kevlar."

"You wear Kevlar?"

"Ever since Bakura and Malik tried to shoot me for the 30ith time..." Yuugi shook his head sadly.

"You make more enemies than you do friends..." He said. Unfortunately Yami wasn't around to hear anymore because he had went to ask Kaiba if he could borrow money.

"I CAN'T BELIVE YOU DID THAT!!!" Seto yelled a the kid. "I mean I always knew you were girly and, yes, I even knew you were gay but A SEX CHANGE?!?" He screeched shaking the kid by the shoulders. "HOW COUL-"

"Seto-sama I don't really want these things." Kiyone cut in trying to save Mokuba the pain of being yelled at by Seto.

"Then give them away. HOW COULD YOU MOKUBA?!" He continued not missing a beat, "I CAN'T BELIVE YOU!!!" Yami walked up to Kaiba and tapped him on the shoulder.

"Kaiba, can I borrow some money?" Kaiba shoved his some bills.

"Here. Now leave. MOKUBA YOU ARE IN SO MUCH TROUBLE WHEN WE GET HOME!!!!" Yami walked back to Yuugi and smiled as he waved the money in his hikaris face.

"COME MY FAVORED BITCH!! WE MUST GO AND TRY TO BUY YOU THE OUTFITS!!!" He yelled as he started to drag his Hikari off.

"Yami, someday I'm gonna get you..." Yuugi growled. Yami gently tapped his cheek.

"Yeah, but not today."

"..." So the two of them left. Kaiba, meanwhile, was still ranting, screaming and swearing up a storm and gave no hints that he might be slowing down soon.

"Seto-sama...?" Kiyone ventured, lightly putting her hand on his arm, "I think that it would be alright for you to stop yelling at him....er her now." Kaiba seemed to ignore this and went right on yelling.

"SETO!! STOP!!!" Mokuba started to wail. "KIYONE GET HIM TO STOP!!!! PLEASE!!!!" A few people gave them odd looks but went on walking... I mean the people do live in Domino (motto: there are 1314 human people le- oh wait make that 1313 completely human people left in the city....... We're working on that...) so the people kept on walking. They continued to simply pass by even when Mokuba started to cry. Now if you know anything about Kiyone you would know that A) She likes to make people happy and 2) she hates to see people cry/ be sad (and C She's Setos bitch..)

"Seto-sama! Please stop! She's sorry!!!" When Seto went right on screaming she resorted to drastic measures. Grabbing his face in her hands she kissed him full on the lips. Not only did that make him be quiet but he also just stood there after she stopped.

"I'M SORRY SETO-SAMA!!!" She cowered, trying to shield herself with her arms "PLEASE FOR GIV-"

"Kiyone.... He's not moving...." Mokuba said as she waved her hand in front of his or her... big brothers face.

"He's not Dead..." Kiyone said as she looked down at Mokuba. There was a moment of silences and then-

"So, Kiyone, wanna go and shop for some frilly girlie stuff?" The girl nodded a little.

"I guess so...."

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Now as in almost all my stories Jouno is a First Class Werewolf, meaning that he can transform at anytime and could stop his transformation at any time as well..... So as he was looking at the model he decided to do something fun.

So he transformed.

Letting out an earsplitting howl he knocked over one of the displays. The woman that was standing closest to him hissed and bared a set of long fang.

"Dirty Wer!!" She hissed. "Jean-Claude's going to have you hide when he finds out about this." Jouno attempted to give her the finger but you can't really give the finger if you don't have fingers.... Just paws.... So he sorta just waved his paw in the Vampires face.

"Oh...... wow.... Scary." She commented as she rolled her eyes and walked away.

'eh.... Not a really good start on this rampage....' Jouno thought to himself. 'maybe if I go outside the store...' The half wolf half man thing loped out of the store and once more let out a howl. Outside the store only about 3 or 4 people ran away in terror the rest just sorta stared at him for a moment and then went right on doing what they had been before.

Now Jouno was really starting to get angry at the people for not being scared of him, I mean he was like 7, 8 feet tall, had fir, claws, a muzzle, and really long sharp teeth and the people just looked at him for a minute and then ignored him? He was amazed. He knew that the city had sorta gotten used to the supernatural but he hadn't thought that they were that used to it... But anyway he was really mad at all of them so he ran over to one of the little stall things, ya know the ones in the mall that aren't really stores but are sorta mine store.... Arg he went over to one of them, okay? Just deal with it. I'm the author so there.

So he had run over to one of the stall things and then knocked it right over. The person that owned the stall looked at Jouno for a minute and then back to the newspaper.

"You're gonna have to pay for that." He said as he turned the page. Now Jouno was just baffled. How could these people be so used to the supernatural? HOW?!?!

"Har ar u ho usede to zhe zupure atural?" (How are you so used to the super natural?)

"I am a Fay." He said as he skimmed the paper. "I got used to it when I was young." The werewolf just stood there dumfounded as the Fay continued reading the paper.

"JOUNO!!!" Hearing that voice Jouno twitched in annoyance. It was Travasen. The second in command of his pack and his uncle. Travasen was a good second in command buuuut.... He had a tendency to over react to little things like this.... It was then that he heard the second voice and this time he twitched in fright.

"JOUNO!!!!!!!!" Lina yelled as she stormed out of the store. "YOU ARE GONNA GET IT MISTER!!!" So, not wanting to be punished, Jouno did the only thing that he would think of. He ran.

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"HE HIT SANTA!!!"

"SANTA! SANTA!!!"

"You knocked him out Malik!!" Malik nodded to the at the 'elf'.

"Yes. I did knock him out..... Wait how do you know who I am?"

"It's me! Rishido."The 'elf' said as he grabbed him and dragged him and the Santa off into a room that said employees only. The entire time Malik was trying to contain his laugher.

"You're an ELF?!" Rishido glared at him.

"I'm trying to make some money for me and Isuzu's wedding..." (Aisha: I LOVE this paring. It's the only straight, none-oc paring that I find bearable. I JUST LOVE IT!!! THEY'RE SO CUTE TOGETHER!!!!)

Rishido then took the beard and the hat off of the Santa person.

"OHHH!!! JOY! Are we going to rob him and then bury him in some unmarked grave?!" The once servant stared at him.

"No.... no you're going to be the Santa." For a moment there was silences and then Malik broke into laughter.

"Oh, very, very funny." Rishido cocked an eyebrow.

"No. I mean it. You have to be the mall Santa."

"Make me." Malik said as he crossed his arms and made a poutie face. Rishido sighed and then shrugged.

"Fine. I will"

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A few minutes later Malik came out dressed up just like the other mall Santa. He mumbled something about killing Rishido as he sat down. The first kid that was brought to him was some little like two year old kid.

"What do you want?" Malik asked trying to sound happy. The kid stared up at him for a minute and he stared down at it. He then felt something warm on the leg that the kid was sitting on and realized that the kid had peeded on his leg.

Needless to say he gave that kid back to the mother really fast.

The next kid also stared up at him, with a look of what had to be terror on their face. It was then that that kid barfed all over his chest. Malik screamed and stood up, letting the kid fall off his lap and screaming all the swears he knew. Rishido came over and gave him a new coat to put on. Once the new coat was on Malik mumbled something to himself.

"I already hate this...."

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Ryo slowly walked down to the security office. He couldn't believe that his Yami had stolen... No wait he could believe that, what he meant was that he couldn't believe that his Yami had gotten caught stealing...

Wow... that sounded jaded...

But anyway he was trying to figure out how in the world he would pay for $987.63 when he ran into Yami and Yuugi and when I say ran into I mean he ran right into I mean ran into. He almost knocked the two of them over.

'Oh, sorry Yuugi." He said as he smiled at the other boy. Yuugi shrugged.

"It's alright."

"HEY!! WHAT ABOUT ME?!?!" Yami yelled as he hopped up and down. Ryo and Yuugi stared for a minute. Jouno, still in werewolf form, ran through the background with Lina and Travasen running after him. This also got Yuugi, Yami and Ryos attention for a moment then Ryo turned back to the others.

"Alright, as I said sorry Yuugi, it's just that I have a lot on my mind..." The fern headed kid looked at his friend.

"What's wrong?" Yuugi asked as he smiled at Ryo. The white haired boy sighed.

"Well my Yami shop lifted $987.63 worth of stuff and I ether need to pay the mall $1,000 or my Yami's going to jail...." Yuugis face visible brightened.

"$1,000? Really? That's how much we have!" He said holding up the money that Seto had given to him and his Yami. Ryo, too, brightened at this news.

"Really?! Oh, Yuugi-san! Could I please please borrow that money?!"

"I don't see why not!" the boy chirped as he handed Ryo the money.

"YUUGI!" Yami gasped. "NOW WE CAN'T BUY THE OUTFITS!!!!"

Both Yuugi and Ryo ignored him.

"Wow I can't thank you enough." Ryo laughed as he bowed slightly. "It's so kind, and were would you have gotten the money?" Yuugi smiled at bit at this.

"Welllll.... Kaiba sorta gave it to Yami..." Ryo stared.

"Kaiba gave away money?" Yuugi nodded.

"I know not very much like him but he did..."

"Oh...." They both stood there for a moment before Ryo spoke again.

"Well.... I guess I'm off to the security office to go and pay for the things that my yami stole....." And so Ryo trudged off both happy and sad that his Yami wasn't going to jail. Yuugi smiled as he turned to his Yami.

"See Yami? Didn't helping Ryo make you feel good?"

"Not especially..." Yami replied with a rather board look on his face. "I would be feeling lot better if we could buy you those clothes...." Yuugi sighed and shook his head.

"Come on Yami. We can go and just look at stuff. I have a bit of money left and I think I might be able to buy a little bit of stuff...."

"Fine." He said with a rather pissy look on his face. "We can go and do what you want to." Yuugi shrugged.

"Thanks Yami." The Yami was quite for a moment then-

"You know I was being sarcastic right?" Yuugi nodded.

"Of course, I just don't care."

"..."