Aisha: Don't own YGO. I wish that I did... I don't really have much of an idea on how this story is gonna end so just bear with me and if you have any ideas then please put them in your review. Animelovergirl I'm sorry about Mokuba now being Monika but it's just a funny story. And Pharaoh Star Yami you do find out in the end why Yami is being so hyper and Yuugi sorta already knew.... Anywoot onto the story.

Chapter 3

Monica (Mokuba) and Kiyone had just gotten back to Seto (who hadn't moved at all....) They set their stuff down and waited. After about a minute or two Kaiba gave a jolt and then shook his head.

".... Oh, great another black out.... Oh Mokuba, beloved little brother whom-I-would- hate-and-probably-end-up-killing-if-I-ever-found-out-you-got-a-sex-change, you're out of the store! Good.................... Well lets go and laugh at what ever stupid thing that mutt and the Yamis are doing now." He said as he headed for the elevator.

Kiyone and Mokuba looked at each other.

"Wha..." Mokuba shrugged.

"I have no idea what so ever."

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"Well, Yami what have we learned here today?" Ryo asked as he and his Yami left the security office. Bakura looked down at the ground.

"That I have to be more careful when stealing..." He muttered. "Or have the bastered Pharaoh there to take the fall for me."

"Right.... I mean wrong." Ryo scolded. "You shouldn't steal!" Bakura made a sound of annoyed disbelief and struck a pose.

"Ryo, I am a thief. If I had blood in this stupid shell I would say that I have the blood of a thief flowing thought my veins! I must steal!! The need to steal flows thought my blood like atomic RUBBER PANTS!!!" (Don't own Invade Zim. Other Zim references coming and I'm not going to write this again so I DON'T OWN IT!!!) Ryo and quite a few other people stared at him.

"Right, Yami... Are you just trying to be stupid or are you really stupid?" He asked as he cocked and eyebrow.

"I am not stupid. I am advanced."

"Yami, you are not that advanced. You thought that the computer was an evil demon. You thought the same thing about the car. And must I bring up the blender incident?" Bakura twitched at the mention of the blender.

"IT TRIED TO GET ME!! I SWEAR!!"

"Yami, you shouldn't play with the blender they could hurt someone!" Bakura nodded, a sage look on his face.

".... Send it to Yami!"

"But it could kill him!!!" Bakura began to laugh.

"I know...." He managed after he had calmed down "So we're going to send it to Yami, right?" Ryo nodded absent mindedly, not really paying attention to anything that his Yami said anymore. Bakura continued to mumble about the evil blender as they walked thought the mall. It was then that he saw the fountain.

As Ryo looked at some random things Bakura, as nonchalantly as he could, sauntered over to the fountain.

Now you see the fountain wasn't designed as a wishing well, or anything of the sort, but the people that were in the mall still used it as one so there were coins all over the bottom of the thing, under about a foot and a half of water that is. Oh, and just to mention there are the really really big goldfish that you see some times in there.

Well Bakura, as we all know, is a thief (Da' rubber pants!!) and he has a small obsession with getting money. So when he saw the money in the fountain he knew what he had to do. Putting his arm into the water, which came up past his elbow, he pulled out as many coins as he could.

"GET OUTTA THA WAY!!!" Bakura had only a chance to glace up and see Jouno come barreling at him. Bakura just stared at him through widened eyes before being slammed into the fountain. Both Bakura and Jouno fell straight into the fountain with a scream.

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Bwin twitched.

"Bakura is wet....Aka, his hair looks like a dead rat.... Very funny... and after it dries...." She gave an odd looking smile. Her aboui came out into the living room.

"Were you talking to yourself again, Yami?" She asked. The yami sighed.

"No, Dainella. Now get ready to go to the mall."

"THE MALL!?!?! YAY!!!" And so the overly hyper Vamplie hopped off to go and get ready for the mall. Which meant getting her jacket and her gloves because if you couldn't control your Quietus motto: shake my hand so I can kill you. (Don't own.) ability then you really don't want to touch anyone...

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Bakura came up screaming and sputtering, wail Jouno came up yelling 'ya' and clamping his hands together. Oh, and because of the exceedingly weird hair styles of both characters they both came up looking like they did have a drowned rat on their head. At that point Bakura jumped up and started to do what looked like a dance... well actually it looked a lot like what Yami had done when Bakura set his hair on fire... That and ballet... (I don't mean it. I think that Ballet is alright.) It just so happened that Yami and Yuugi were walking past when Bakura screamed out the reason for his hair fire dance...thing...

"AAAA!! FISH!!! GET IT OUT OF MY SHIRT!!! EAAAA!! PANTS!!! OUT NOW!!!" And with that he quickly managed to get out of his pants.

There was a moment of silent as everyone stared. Then some one (Bwin) gave a whistle.

"BAKURA!! HOW MANY TIMES HAVE I TOLD YOU TO WEAR UNDERWEAR?!?!" Ryo screamed. Bakura didn't notice as he was currently trying to get the fish out of the pants that he held in front of him.

"JOUNO!!" Lina screamed as she shoved Bakura into the fountain, "YOU ARE GONNA GET IT MISTER!!!" Now if you were wondering were Travasen was he had gotten distracted by a cute girl and was using really lame pick up lines. (Are you tired cause you've been running through my mind all day! Or You must be a parking ticket cause you've got fine written all over you. And finally If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd up u and I together.) And after getting the crap beat out of him by the girls boyfriend he had managed to wander around cluelessly and get himself lost. So for now Travacen was gone... Anyway...

By this time Kaiba and his little group had gotten there too and Kaiba was laughing his ass off. Mokuba was staring in disbelief that, not only would Bakura rip his pants off in public but also that Jouno had transformed in public, (Junko and Sena know the other reason that I am not going to put in this story because Animelovergirl likes Mokuba and I've already been mean enough to Mokuba for a chapter or two...)Kiyone and Ryo were blushing and covering up there faces.

Yami was doing the same as Kaiba and was laughing his ass off as well, Yuugi was trying to get Bakuras pants back on him (which he was trying to do as well wail also trying to make out with Bwin at the same time which was slightly counter productive..) and Jouno was getting the crap yelled out of him by Lina.

It was then that Dainella decided to step in.

"Can we go to Build a Bear?" (I Don't build a bear either...) No one seemed to notice that she had said anything and after saying it two more times she got pissed off and yelled.

"CAN WE GO TO BUILD A BEAR!?!?!" Everyone stopped and stared at her.

"Man... you didn't have to yell..." Jouno said annoyed. It was then that Dainella got an evil sadistic look on her face and started to rant.

"You should be happy to be yelled at lycan" She spat "You should indulge every whim of any Vampire you come across. You should do everything that they tell you to or you should be killed." Everyone stared at her for a moment.

"Dainella?" She then shook her head blinked and jumped on Jouno.

"Cuddle cuddle cuddle, Puppy puppy puppy! I WOVE UW!!!"

"I'd like to go to Build a Bear too." Yuugi said looking sad and pitiful. "But I don't have enough money to pay for the things..."

"Oh, that's not a problem!!" Mokuba giggled (yes giggled) "Big bro can pay for it!" At this Seto stopped laughing and turned to Mokuba.

"Little brother, I am not going to pay for them to go to build a bear." He said crossing his arms. "and that's final."

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"Danm puppy eyes..." Seto grumbled as he stalked into the Build-a-Bear store. He glared at the rest of the people that had come in with him. "I. HATE. You. ALL." He growled. "I can't believe that you are so.... So..... Nonchalant around me! I could make you all "disappear"! I AM SETO KAIBA!! I COULD DO IT!" No one other than Mokuba and Kiyone seemed to be paying attention to what he was saying and had already started to make their stuffed animals.

"Oh! Look Yuugi! I can give you this!" Yami said as he held up a cute little half done teddy bear. Yuugi, who was willing to believe that his Yami would turn over a new leaf, gave him a sweet smile.

"Aww. Yami, how sweet!" Yami nodded.

"So will you-"

"No. I will not screw with you."

"PLEASE!?!?!" Yuugi gave his Yami a look that was a defiant "no" and then walked away. Yami stared after his hikari.

"Well I'll get it for you anyway!!!" He yelled after him. Behind him he could hear Bakura laughing.

"Well, Pharaoh." He smirked finishing the penguin that he was working on. "You still can't get anyone to screw with you. At least not in this time period.... Well... other than Mai, but she'll do anyone... (Junko and Sena are gonna get this more than anyone else... Did you all know that Mai is one of, if not the, oldest characters on the show? She's 28, Jouno's 16, Maxamillion Pegasus is 24 (!) and Dinosaur Ryusaki (Rex raptor) is supposed to be 26 but I'm not completely sure about that...) But other than her, no one. Unlike me." He turned to Bwin, who was standing there paying lose attention to her hikari, and tapped her on the shoulder.

"Bwin." He said looking at her lovingly. "I made this for you, because I love you." He held up a penguin that had a hockey mask and black robes on. In one of it's flippers it held a knife that seemed to have semi dried blood on it. The thing was that there were no knifes in the build a bear shop.... And Bakura had a fresh cut in this hand... and he was missing his smallest switch blade.... You put it together...

Bwin gave a large happy smile and grabbed the penguin.

"Oh! Nahkit!! How sweet! I can't believe that you'd be so nice!" She said as she hugged him.

"If you squeeze the flipper without the knife in it the thing talks!" The women did and Bakuras voice came out of it. The voice said things so violent, sick and twisted that I can't say them in my story, but let's just say that any one who heard it felt pretty sick afterwards....

Bwin looked up at Bakura with starry eyes and then they both ran into the back room (no one stopped them because.... Well they are who they are....)

Yami just stared after them. The tomb robber was getting more than him!!

"Geez!" Yami said as he crossed his arms. "Next thing ya' know Kaiba is gonna be getting more than me!" Well everyone heard him because he was talking aloud, so obviously Kaiba heard him.

"Yami," He said as he pulled Kiyone next to him, "I get it when ever I want because she's my bitch." Yami glared at him and started to shake his finger.

"I HATE you." Kaiba shrugged his shoulders and gave his pronounced 'bitch' a hug. The girl smiled and held up her build a bear which actually was a plushy that looked just like Seto when he was wearing his outfit from the Battle City Arc complete with his little duel disk. Apparently Kiyone had managed to make the entire plushy, and I mean make the entire plush. She's like Ryo with crap to plushy powers instead of crap to food powers. Seto just looked at the plushy like he didn't really care.

"That's nice..." He said not paying attention to what he was saying. "I just finished this one..." He said as he held up a Blue Eyes White Dragon plushy. Kiyone stared at it for a minute before her lip began to tremble.

"Oh... yes.... Kisara..." the girl was quite for a moment but then ran away crying. Seto stared after her then shrugged as he started to look for his wallet.

"Kaiba," Lina said as she looked up from her Hyanzaryu (??? Spelling?) plushy "Aren't you going to go after her?" Kaiba looked up from his wallet.

"Go after who, now?" He asked giving her and everyone else a blank stare. Jouno was the one to hold his hand out for the wallet.

"Give me that and go and talk to her before I show everyone the baby pictures that Monica gave me of you." Kaiba glared at him, but handed over the wallet (Dundun DUN!!!)

"Fine but I.... Wait Monica?"

"Sorry, meant Mokuba..." Jouno smiled. Kaiba raised an eyebrow but then left the store. It was then that Jouno began to laugh, an evil, evil laugh.... Which got stares from everyone in the store...

"Jouno-kun," Ryo said as he looked up from the snow boarding penguin that he was helping Dainella pick out stuff for, "Why in the world are you laughing like that?" Jouno smiled over at him and then waved the wallet around.

"This." Ryo stared. So did everyone else.

"Is... is that Kaibas' wallet?" Jouno nodded giving an evil grin. There was silences wail everyone computed this fact.

"... So... are we gonna give it back to him?" Yuugi asked as he looked at the plain brown wallet. Ryo nodded and took the wallet from Jouno.

"I suppose that we should...." Everyone other than him, Yuugi and Dainella gave a small laugh. They were not going to give that wallet back until they had had some fun with it. And the first fun thing was paying for all of the build a bear things that they got.

Yuugi had gotten a fishermen cat, Yami got a little angel bear, Mokuba got a really girly girl ballerina bear, Ryo a devil rabbit, Dainella had her snow boarding penguin, Lina a dragon and Jouno a gray colored wolf but now that they had gotten their animals they needed something else to do.

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Malik stared at the children that were in the line in front of him. He had found out something very interesting about himself during this.

He hated kids. He would never have a kid.... Unless it was a lot like him, as in a psycho. He glared over at Rishido.

"How much longer is that Santa dude gonna be asleep?" Rishido srugged.

"You hit him pretty hard.... I'm not sure how long he'll be out." Malik growled and picked up the next kid.

"So, kid what do you want?"

"To live past 4...." She said looking up at the 'santa'. He smiled.

"Good kid." Rishido sighed and started to walk away.

"I'm gonna go and check on the other Santa." He said annoyed. Malik gave him the thumbs up sing and then went back to terrorizing all the children that he could.