Scars ~RANDOM POINTLESS DRIBBLE (and by dribble, we mean drool)~
Takami: *looks at the title* Then why not just say Pointless drool?
Loki-sama: *punch* Because "Dribble" sounds more fun. Got it? *threatening glare*
Takami: H-hai...*cowers* Ano...Loki owns nothing...'cept for Raven
Raven: *mutters angrily about being property*
Chibi-Inu-Loki-Chan: Also, we need to say that this chap has NO POINT AT ALL in the story, it's just a way for us to get all this crap out of Loki's head so she can start on Chapter 4. This is just silliness, so have fun with it! ^^
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[setting: Dilandau's throne room]
*Dilandau is sitting on his throne looking grrr-y; on the floor infront of him are Chesta, Miguel, Dallet, Gatti, and Guimel.*
Dilandau: *growl*
Chesta: *playing with Corbett's orange kitty (a/n: anyone who can tell me who the cat is and what he's from gets...uh...bonus points and a guest appearance in one of my other stories or even Scars if I like ya enough! ^^) gives Miguel an evil grin*
Dilandau: *snarl*
Miguel: *hit in head by said orange kitty that Chesta just threw at him*
Orange kitty: *hiss, runs off*
Dilandau: *foam...*
Dallet: *looking in a mirror* Yes Dallet, that's right. Ignore those baka fangirls, fanboys, puppies, stupid people, Miguel, and his bitch Chesta--
Chesta: HEY!
Dallet: You're so beautiful it's scary! *puts his hand to his cheek and blushes before giggling like a school girl*
Miguel: Oh..oh now that's just sad...
Dilandau: *at...*
Guimel: *grinning maniacly as he draws rabid sheep on the floor with a crayon* Yes..go bob 1, bob 2, and all the other 198 bobs. Go forth and fulfill your sheepy missions!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*continues laughing*
Chesta: *sweatdrops, looks for something to throw can't find anything so...*
Guimel: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-OW! *was hit upside the head by a U.F.C. (Takami: Unidentified Flying Chesta)
Dilandau: *mouth* I CAN'T TAKE THIS STUPIDITY ANY MORE!! WHERE ARE THE GIRLS!?!?
*giggles come from behind the giant lion behind Dilly's throne*
Dilandau: *turns slowly and there is a collective sweatdrop*
*Everything gets a fluffy pink BG and a chibi Raven, chibi Corbett, chibi Majestica, chibi Koneko, and chibi Leon are playing on the lion*
C.Raven: *has shed her armor, now wearing her white undershirt and leather pants, balancing bottles on her arms, two sake cups over her eyes* *squealing drunkenly* (Chibi-Inu-Loki-Sama: If you'd like to see what she's doing. Download 'Hotohori Funny Clips' on Kazaa or Imesh and it's what Tasuki's doing when he's drunk only uh...squealier... )
C. Corbett: *riding the lion like a horse, sees Miguel, drools and glomps his head* MIGGY-KUN!!
Miguel: .....(translation: omgomgomg geteroffgeteroffgeteroff!!)
C. Majestica: *kneeling infront of a shrine to Allen while a pink neon arrow that says "traitor in making" is pointed at her by a chibi cupid dornkirk(a/n: Frightening, No?)*
C. Koneko: *on Raven's shoulders with a crying fish in her mouth*
C. Leon: *aggressively poking a bunny*
Dilandau: *twitch* okay..first of all--
C. Raven: DILLY!!! *glomps his head*
Dilandau: ......(translation: shiiiiii-iiiite!!)
C. Koneko: *maniacly tackles Chesta AND Gatti, before everone's favorite silver haired bishi from FF7 appears and drags her off on a leash muttering about disobedient kittys*
Folken: *walks in* Oh Dilandau! I want to introduce you to your new Slu-I mean Dragon Slayer....um...*sees the chaos* well...I'll just uh...leave him here....*looks behind him* Could you uh...help him...*turns and leaves quickly*
*A sexeh orange haired fanged bandit seishi comes in, sees all the chibi chaos and grins*
Sexeh orange haired fanged bandit seishi: REKKA SHINEN! *the room is filled with fire*
[two minutes later]
*the room is extremely charred, Chesta is now chibi and sitting on a mushroom, charred and smoking. Miguel is still on fire, Corbett siiting on his lap, only slightly charred. Gatti has somehow avoided being cooked because he used THE POWER OF THE POSE (a/n: BIG inside joke about Gatti posing.) Dallet is still hitting on his mirror, only now he's medium well and narcississtic. Guimel completely avoided danger by using the 200 bobs as sheepy sheilds. Raven is soaking wet, a towel around her, sneezing, looking only a bit charred. Leon is charred all over, glaring at the bandit, holding an empty bucket that once held water before Raven was put out. Dilandau is glomping the bandit who looks more than a little uncomfortable.*
Chesta: Please my magical hobbit godparents...come save me from these idiots...
Merry and Pippin: *appear with wings, wands, and little crowns*
Merry: I'm Merry!
Pippin: And I'm Pippin!
Both: And We're....MUSHROOMS!! *pounce on Chesta's head*
Chesta: *screams*
Miguel: Can someone...please...um..extinguish me...
Corbett: *cuddle cuddle*
Miguel: *twitch*
Dallet: Wow Dallet...You are one HOT MAMA!
*collective twitch*
Raven: Arigato...Leon-kun...*sniff, sneeze* *buries self in towel*
Leon: No problem Raven-chan. Really...*still glaring at the bandit*
Bandit: I'm...um...Genrou...er...you can call me....um...Tasuki....uh..well....COULD YOU GET THE %$#@&@% OFF ME!?!?!!? I ALREADY HAFTA DEAL WITH THE NAUSEATING WAVES OF GAY OFF THE TRANSVESTITE!!
Dilandau: *sparkly eyes* Are you my mommy??
Tasuki: *pales* OH THAT IS IT I AM LEAVING!! &!%@@^$@^$!^~*@&(&@(@(@&(#@((#(*$&&#%^!%@!$#!%*runs off*
Dilandau: *chases after* Mommmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyy!!
And meanwhile, Gatti and Guimel, who had thought they had escaped, were horribly mauled by a bear in a trenchcoat.
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Loki-sama: wow...*snicker*
Takami: That was...
Tasuki: HOW COULD YA DO THAT TA ME!?! YOU ^!#%@$!^$T!$%%...*trails off cursing*
Loki-sama: I'm mean.....but more to the point, I'M ME! ^^V *-V for victory) Chap four should be out soon! Ja minna!
Takami: *looks at the title* Then why not just say Pointless drool?
Loki-sama: *punch* Because "Dribble" sounds more fun. Got it? *threatening glare*
Takami: H-hai...*cowers* Ano...Loki owns nothing...'cept for Raven
Raven: *mutters angrily about being property*
Chibi-Inu-Loki-Chan: Also, we need to say that this chap has NO POINT AT ALL in the story, it's just a way for us to get all this crap out of Loki's head so she can start on Chapter 4. This is just silliness, so have fun with it! ^^
****
[setting: Dilandau's throne room]
*Dilandau is sitting on his throne looking grrr-y; on the floor infront of him are Chesta, Miguel, Dallet, Gatti, and Guimel.*
Dilandau: *growl*
Chesta: *playing with Corbett's orange kitty (a/n: anyone who can tell me who the cat is and what he's from gets...uh...bonus points and a guest appearance in one of my other stories or even Scars if I like ya enough! ^^) gives Miguel an evil grin*
Dilandau: *snarl*
Miguel: *hit in head by said orange kitty that Chesta just threw at him*
Orange kitty: *hiss, runs off*
Dilandau: *foam...*
Dallet: *looking in a mirror* Yes Dallet, that's right. Ignore those baka fangirls, fanboys, puppies, stupid people, Miguel, and his bitch Chesta--
Chesta: HEY!
Dallet: You're so beautiful it's scary! *puts his hand to his cheek and blushes before giggling like a school girl*
Miguel: Oh..oh now that's just sad...
Dilandau: *at...*
Guimel: *grinning maniacly as he draws rabid sheep on the floor with a crayon* Yes..go bob 1, bob 2, and all the other 198 bobs. Go forth and fulfill your sheepy missions!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA*continues laughing*
Chesta: *sweatdrops, looks for something to throw can't find anything so...*
Guimel: *HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-OW! *was hit upside the head by a U.F.C. (Takami: Unidentified Flying Chesta)
Dilandau: *mouth* I CAN'T TAKE THIS STUPIDITY ANY MORE!! WHERE ARE THE GIRLS!?!?
*giggles come from behind the giant lion behind Dilly's throne*
Dilandau: *turns slowly and there is a collective sweatdrop*
*Everything gets a fluffy pink BG and a chibi Raven, chibi Corbett, chibi Majestica, chibi Koneko, and chibi Leon are playing on the lion*
C.Raven: *has shed her armor, now wearing her white undershirt and leather pants, balancing bottles on her arms, two sake cups over her eyes* *squealing drunkenly* (Chibi-Inu-Loki-Sama: If you'd like to see what she's doing. Download 'Hotohori Funny Clips' on Kazaa or Imesh and it's what Tasuki's doing when he's drunk only uh...squealier... )
C. Corbett: *riding the lion like a horse, sees Miguel, drools and glomps his head* MIGGY-KUN!!
Miguel: .....(translation: omgomgomg geteroffgeteroffgeteroff!!)
C. Majestica: *kneeling infront of a shrine to Allen while a pink neon arrow that says "traitor in making" is pointed at her by a chibi cupid dornkirk(a/n: Frightening, No?)*
C. Koneko: *on Raven's shoulders with a crying fish in her mouth*
C. Leon: *aggressively poking a bunny*
Dilandau: *twitch* okay..first of all--
C. Raven: DILLY!!! *glomps his head*
Dilandau: ......(translation: shiiiiii-iiiite!!)
C. Koneko: *maniacly tackles Chesta AND Gatti, before everone's favorite silver haired bishi from FF7 appears and drags her off on a leash muttering about disobedient kittys*
Folken: *walks in* Oh Dilandau! I want to introduce you to your new Slu-I mean Dragon Slayer....um...*sees the chaos* well...I'll just uh...leave him here....*looks behind him* Could you uh...help him...*turns and leaves quickly*
*A sexeh orange haired fanged bandit seishi comes in, sees all the chibi chaos and grins*
Sexeh orange haired fanged bandit seishi: REKKA SHINEN! *the room is filled with fire*
[two minutes later]
*the room is extremely charred, Chesta is now chibi and sitting on a mushroom, charred and smoking. Miguel is still on fire, Corbett siiting on his lap, only slightly charred. Gatti has somehow avoided being cooked because he used THE POWER OF THE POSE (a/n: BIG inside joke about Gatti posing.) Dallet is still hitting on his mirror, only now he's medium well and narcississtic. Guimel completely avoided danger by using the 200 bobs as sheepy sheilds. Raven is soaking wet, a towel around her, sneezing, looking only a bit charred. Leon is charred all over, glaring at the bandit, holding an empty bucket that once held water before Raven was put out. Dilandau is glomping the bandit who looks more than a little uncomfortable.*
Chesta: Please my magical hobbit godparents...come save me from these idiots...
Merry and Pippin: *appear with wings, wands, and little crowns*
Merry: I'm Merry!
Pippin: And I'm Pippin!
Both: And We're....MUSHROOMS!! *pounce on Chesta's head*
Chesta: *screams*
Miguel: Can someone...please...um..extinguish me...
Corbett: *cuddle cuddle*
Miguel: *twitch*
Dallet: Wow Dallet...You are one HOT MAMA!
*collective twitch*
Raven: Arigato...Leon-kun...*sniff, sneeze* *buries self in towel*
Leon: No problem Raven-chan. Really...*still glaring at the bandit*
Bandit: I'm...um...Genrou...er...you can call me....um...Tasuki....uh..well....COULD YOU GET THE %$#@&@% OFF ME!?!?!!? I ALREADY HAFTA DEAL WITH THE NAUSEATING WAVES OF GAY OFF THE TRANSVESTITE!!
Dilandau: *sparkly eyes* Are you my mommy??
Tasuki: *pales* OH THAT IS IT I AM LEAVING!! &!%@@^$@^$!^~*@&(&@(@(@&(#@((#(*$&&#%^!%@!$#!%*runs off*
Dilandau: *chases after* Mommmmmmmmmyyyyyyyyyy!!
And meanwhile, Gatti and Guimel, who had thought they had escaped, were horribly mauled by a bear in a trenchcoat.
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Loki-sama: wow...*snicker*
Takami: That was...
Tasuki: HOW COULD YA DO THAT TA ME!?! YOU ^!#%@$!^$T!$%%...*trails off cursing*
Loki-sama: I'm mean.....but more to the point, I'M ME! ^^V *-V for victory) Chap four should be out soon! Ja minna!