Thank you so much for the reviews!!! I'm glad you liked the story!!! Here's Ch.2!!! I probably won't add ch3 until a week cause I'm going out of town. But keep adding revirws!!!!!!

Chapter2- Love 101

"Closing time the greatest time of the day!" echoed SpongeBob.

"Hey that's my line! Are you feeling ok?" asked Squidward.

"Yea Squidward why?"

"Well you usually hate closing time!"

"Not today I've got some very important business to take care of! See ya later Mr. Krabs!"

SpongeBob rushed out the doors and ran directly to Patrick's house where his best friend would probably give him some good advice. SpongeBob made it to Patrick's rock and knocked on it.

"Patrick it's me SpongeBob let me in we need to talk!" said SpongeBob.

"Hi SpongeBob come in!" said Patrick.

"I need your advice. Ok today I met this girl and her name is Alex and she's really hot and she really liked the food so she's coming again! So I need your help cause I want to impress her!" exclaimed SpongeBob.

"Say no more, now what girls want is a mature man someone who will not like kid stuff!" (Yea it has to sound stupid it's Patrick!)

"Well thanks Patrick I guess?" said SpongeBob.

"Any time buddy! Good luck with Alex tomorrow you're one lucky Sponge!" said Patrick.

"Ok bye Pat!"

Next SpongeBob went to Sandy's house. While he was walking over there he thought.

"OK I don't know about what Patrick was saying well I never what Patrick is saying! Maybe Sandy can help after all she is a girl!"---------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------------------------------------------------------------

"Sandy I need your advice on something." said SpongeBob.

"Sure SpongeBob shoot!" said Sandy.

"Well ok today at work I met this girl and she's new to town and she's really hot! And she liked the food so much that she's coming by again and I want to impress her!" exclaimed SpongeBob. "Well back in Texas gals liked cowboys cause they were strong, roped cattle, brought then presents and called them by ma'm! Why I remember this one time when........"

"Uh thanks Sandy I better get going maybe you could continue your story some other time! Bye Sandy!" said SpongeBob.

"What was I thinking asking Sandy! This isn't Texas this is Bikini Bottom! Now what should I do?"------------------- I got it Mr. Krabs and Squidward!" said SpongeBob.

SpongeBob hurriedly ran to Mr. Krabs house! Mr. Krabs had to know something after all he has experience from going out with Mrs. Puff!

"Mr. Krabs it's me SpongeBob I need to talk to you!"

"Well hello lad come on in!" said Mr.Krabs.

"I need your advice! OK today----------------------- and I want to impress her!" said SpongeBob.

"Ok lad I'll help! Now what the lady's like is money! The more you have the better the relationship get it?" exclaimed Mr. Krabs.

"I think so, well thanks see you tomorrow Mr. K!"

"Oook? Squidward next I guess?"--------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- ---------------------------------------------------------------------------- --------

"Squidward! Squidward!" yelled SpongeBob.

"What do you want!" said Squidward.

"I need your advice on something and you're the last person to turn to, please help me!" "Fine but make it quick!" "Ok today-----------------------------------and I want to impress her!" said SpongeBob.

"Wow and I thought you were gay all these years! Anyway you need to know the three 'C's." said Squidward.

"The three 'seas'? You mean like the Red, Black, and Mediterranean sea?" said SpongeBob. "NO you Barnacle head I mean the three 'C's by cool, calm and collective!" yelled Squidward. "So if you want to impress her do that. Now can you please leave!" "Thank you so much Squidward that helped alot!" "Good now leave!"

After that SpongeBob walked home and talked to Gary about what happened that day.

"Oh Gary I'm so confused about all this advice what should I do?" said SpongeBob "Meow" (well Squidward advice sounded the best)

"I know but........hey maybe I can put all of the ideas together!" said SpongeBob.

"Meow" (hey go for it's your life!)

"Ok Gary I will! Be ready Alex cause I'm gonna knock you off your feet!"

"Meow" (Oh brother! watch him make a fool of himself!)