Black Turkey: Time for Reviews!!!!!!!

Dark Zelda: Why are you in MY house? Don't you have a life?

Black Turkey: No, i'm orphan. :'(

Dark Zelda:....liar......

Black Turkey: Well, it's true, but......anyways, TIME FOR REVIEWS! TIME FOR REVIEWS! TIME FOR REVIEEEEEEEEEEEEWS!

Dark Zelda:..... : ......

dan-tom-r-hot: tnx! You raised my spirits up!!! Don't worry, da "good" work will keep up!! zelda: you've made a great mistake hon' a great great GREAT mistake.....she'll do somethin' stupid i can smell it in the air! Stop scaring my reviewers DZ!!!

ilovefredgeorgeandsugar: Yeah i know, i LOVE mean people.....she's a psycho, just like me! NO Zelda!! I'm NOT a pervert! Well, that kind of pervert not!!! Stop grinning! Stop i say! STOP!!! Anyways....thank you my lil' sweet pumpkin flower with ham and chocolate!

Black Turkey: And Now!!!

Dark Zelda: DUN DUN!!! Our flames time! i love this part of review time!

Black Turkey: Yeah right, you gave me ideas for the fic so shut up!

Dark Zelda: That's not true,... BT is a still a lil' bit sick

Black Turkey: Aww, c'mon DZ, don't be so modest, you taught me how to write stupid abrebiated english, all the "bad" words i know, and everything i know about yaois and yuris!

Dark Zelda: ........ err, well....thanks, i suppose

Black Turkey: Now, FLAMESSSSSZ

Me&SW:i don't why if ya don't like yaoi, you read my story, but still my spirits are all the way high up in heaven thanks to you!!!! So.....THANK YOU! I WILL WRITE MORE MORE MORE JUST FOR YOU!

DZ: isn't it amazing how my exactly dirty minded cousin as me is never offended?

Black Turkey: Story time!! Story time! Story Tiiiiiiiiime!

Dark Zelda: Look for Sirius Tiiiiiime!

Black Turkey: SIRIUS!? WHERE!? looks at all directions

Dark Zelda: What? Did i said Sirius? O no sorry i said.....eh.....Serious, it's time to be serious, yes! Time to be serious!

Black Turkey: Aww, :( oh well,.....STORY TIME! everyone in the house says YES

Dark Zelda: This will have some music, just for 'ilovefredgeorgeandsugar'....but maybe you won't know some of the songs, sorry dude. :(

Disclaimer:

BT: I DON'T own Fred or George or any of JK Rowling's characters

DZ: But I DO own Nimar, Nathan, and Nicholas, my sweet cousin just plagirized them....

BT: Hey, did you noticed that Dark Zelda written in 'DZ' form sounds like the word 'dizzy'?? COOL

DZ: Right.....and 'Black Turkey' in 'BT' sounds like PT Cruiser!!!? THAT IS COOOOOL!

Both: Wooah! Our pen names in abrebiated form sound COOL!

Referie: Dear readers, i think this sweet pair of cousins is planing to pass the whole new chapter playing with their names......

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Here dudes, we'll start with 'All Star' from 'Smash Mouth'

Fred woke up, sun shined through his window, it seemed to be the perfect day. With a jump outta his bed he walked to the window, beaming, he had the best dream in his whole life, and with a little spark jumping from his wand he made the whole place to shine even harder. Nothing, NOTHING will ruin his day now. He apporached to his mirror image that was snoring slightly and woke him up.

Fred: Wake up brother! – Fred didn't even cared if George wanted to wake up or not, he just shaked him and then continued walking happily through the room dressing up. He was in the best mood ever, everything seemed so perfect, so nice, so......All Star, it was going to be one of those you'll-never-forget-days. Then he went o the kitchen and prepared a muggle style meal, with the broath smile in his face.

Humming to himself a song Fred made some hotcakes and orange juice, he placed the table and put in perfect orther the plates forks, spoons, knives, glasses, in few words, everything in the table seemed perfect, even the big crack the twins had made one time practicing with an exploding shower rubber ducky that reacted to water. Perfect.

Now here comes God Must Hate Me – this is a mocking chapter!

Fred had shaked George hardly and had woken him up, the worst days of his life were going to start, the sun shined annoyingly into George's eyes almost killing him. Why was the sun now against him? Is this was a complot?? First Nimar and her psycho sex problem, then he had to deal with her brother Nicolas, and now Nathaniel the third Zedeño brother who was a total mystery for George, Fred shaking him crazily to wake George up, and now the sun blinding him! Why him? He had to do something against people for being treated like that! It was already hard for him trying to deal with his wet dreams with a faceless human and had lots of problems to hide his erection from Fred. To just realize that the faceless person in his mysterious dream was Fred. God really hates him. How could someone suffer that much?? God really really hates him,......... hates hates hates him. God must hate him.

George stood from his bed just to find out that the whole room shined like if he was in the middle of the sun. The black ball of his eye went small fastly. It was like if he had asisted to a picture section, everything was flashy, he couldn't see anything, he tried to get his wand and tripped unluckily over a bucket of cold water that he had placed some days before to wake Fred, not himslef. God must hate him.

It was already enough for him to accept that he was a gay twin and was in love with his own twin! Now he was a gay twin that was in love with his twin that was wet, tired, blinded and had to make a very hard decision. Why did he had to offer himself to move those stupid boxes? WHY him? It could had been better for him to just leave the boxes there and return in the morning, but no! Good ole George had to be a good twin and, store the boxes!.

BT: OK ya all, i've been receiving very few reviews, please, i know here in the world there are yaoi readers! C'mon! Please! Don't be like that!!! ï