Munchkin Mating Habits III: More Options

Summary: Some crossbreeding couples are explored in this wacky TV show. In honor of the change of pace I've decided to take a look at how all the digimon would react when they're left alone to watch the taped' version on a TV at school.

Note: I use a mix of English and Japanese names because I don't remember all of them. ;; Sorry.

Warnings: If you don't know what these would be, I advise you not to read it.

Disclaimer: None of these are mine.

A light comes on and you see Chibimon hanging from the cord. He lets go and falls, landing on Patamon.

"Oof. Hey, how much candy have you been eating lately," Patamon asks as he tries to crawl out from under Chibimon.

Chibimon giggles and asks excitedly, "So what are we going to do today? And why are we in this small room?"

"Because there's a TV here," Tailmon's answers, pushing a cart around so that the screen faced them. "I figured we could watch TV while we wait for our partners."

"Cool idea," Poyomon says, flapping up to the controls.

"Upamon, did you plug it in yet," Tailmon asks.

"Yeah, it's all set," Upamon replies, bouncing over to Chibimon and Patamon.

Poyomon turns on the TV and grabs the remote. He accidentally presses the power button for the VCR. Surprised when the static disappeared, he flapped into the VCR and pushed the tape in. All of them were silent as he flapped down in front of the othe .

"Well, at least you put the tape in," Patamon announces, settling himself comfortably.

"I wonder what's on it," Chibimon exclaims, draping himself over Patamon. "It's too bad we don't have popcorn."

"Shh, it's coming on," Poyomon scolds as he snuggles up against Tailmon's leg with Upamon.

Good evening, folks. Once again we're proud to bring you a continuation of our program about the mating habits of the wild munchkins. Leon is going to present the next installment of our special feature.

"Again? I wonder how many of these there are," Upamon murmurs.

Good evening, everyone. Tonight we take you to the island known as File Island, where we are tracking down a special breed of elusive munchkins. Owen, my camera man, will be helping me on our quest.

"Hey, that's Leomon," Patamon cries in surprise.

"And that's Ogremon," Tailmon adds, straightening from her place reclined against Patamon. "What are they doing presenting a TV show?"

"You mean those are other digimon?" Poyomon asks, looking at them closer. "Cool."

As you may know the first time we focused on pairs between male munchkins and last time we focused on pairs between the female munchkins. Well, today we thought we'd take a look at a different kind of pairing for munchkins. So it is our pleasure to p sent some of the crossbreeding couples.

"What's a crossbreeding couple," Chibimon asks.

"I don't know," Patamon answers.

"I guess we'll just have to watch to find out," Tailmon tells them.

Due to time constraints we'll only be able to cover half the island,
but since it's such a cut off area we feel there will be plenty of pairs to see. And here comes our first pair now. Oh dear.

A miniature Leomon comes walking out of the brush with a miniature 02 Sora hanging on his arm. The couple is laughing and talking quietly as they stroll right on by.

Well, it appears that an older S munchkin has paired off with a,
uh ....

"A LEO munchkin," Ogremon suggests from off camera.

Yes. A breed of munchkin who resembles me for some strange reason.
But lets move on to our next pair.

Tailmon and Patamon looked at each other. The others look at them.

Ah, here we have a young H munchkin. And look over there. Is that a TAIL munchkin I see. It looks like she's spied the H munchkin.

"That's a young Hikari," Patamon whispers softly.

The digimon watched in fascination as the miniature Tailmon look-a-
like carefully crept up to the little Hikari looking munchkin.
Tailmon taps Hikari on the shoulder, then stands there blushing for a moment.

"Can I help you with something," the Hikari asks sweetly.

"Yeah," the Tailmon answers, her eyes on the ground. "I wanted to see if you'd like to go dancing with me."

Hikari's eyes lit up. "You like to dance," she asks excitedly.

Tailmon nods, giving her a shy smile. She offers her gloved paw,
which Hikari accepts. Pulling Hikari close to her, she twirls them into the underbrush.

Wasn't that sweet? That TAIL munchkin just swept that H munchkin off her feet.

"Tailmon, is there something you and Hikari haven't been telling us,"
Upamon asks seriously.

"No," Tailmon protests hotly, fighting the blush that stains her cheeks.

Here we have a K munchkin, furiously typing away at his laptop. It looks like an LD munchkin intends to take his attention away from it.

"That's Lady Devimon," Tailmon cries, bristling.

Sure enough, a tiny Lady Devimon swooped down on the unsuspecting 02 Koushiro. Before he even had time to look she grabbed him.

"Let me go," the little Koushiro bellows, struggling in her grasp.

"No," the Lady Devimon replies as they fly off.

The camera suddenly starts shaking. Muffled laughter can be heard from behind the camera.

Owen, stop laughing. It isn't that funny.

"Koushiro ... and LadyDevimon?" Chibimon bursts into hysterical giggles. Soon all of them were laughing.

It took them several minutes to calm down, but they did so before Ogremon finally regained control of himself. They nearly started laughing again at Leomon's scowl.

Finished now? Good, because I think we should move on. I think I hear the sound of splashing over here to the left. Ah yes, here we have a V munchkin frolicking in a spring. There to the side is a D munchkin.

A little Daisuke strolls into the area, whistling cheerfully. He nearly passes by when suddenly the tiny V-mon splashes him with water.

"Hey, what was that for," the Daisuke demanded.

"Come play with me," the V-mon suggests playfully.

"What kind of game," the Daisuke asks, eyeing him consideringly.

"Any kind you want," the V-mon promises.

Suddenly the Daisuke starts taking off his clothes. The camera whirls quickly to show a flustered Leomon backing away.

Well, yet another pair has been formed successfully. Isn't it wonderful to see such happiness?

"Where do you see happiness," a disgruntled voice demands.

To the side you see an 01 Jyou dressed in brightly colored clown clothes. Chains are draped around him, securing him to a rock. "I'm an offering to PIE, the ruler of this area. I can assure you, I am not happy," he explains irately.

Oh, I see. Well, I wish you the best of luck. Maybe you can find some kind of ..... peace with him.

"Gee, thanks," Jyou snapped. "Why don't you set me free?"

"Because they're not insane," Piemon informs him coolly. He jumps down from a nearby tree, doing a double front flip to land perfectly in front of his offering.

"Hm ...., so this is what they offer me," Piemon murmurs to himself as he looks Jyou over. "Well, I suppose he's young enough that I should be able to mold him properly."

"Can't we make a deal or something," the Jyou begs nervously.

"The deal has already been made, not that it makes much difference,"
Piemon replies dismissively. He pulls his swords out of their sheaths and slices the chains off. Then he throws the Jyou over his shoulder. Without a glance back he jumps to a low b nch on a neighboring tree. Within moments they are out of sight.

Trailing behind them is the Jyou's final cry. "NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!"

Well, that was certainly interesting. I feel a little sorry for the J munchkin, though. PIE munchkins are known for their ruthlessness.

"I know someone who was similar," a voice pipes up.

"WORM, let's not go there," another voice pleads.

"All right," the voice agrees.

Leomon pushes some leaves back to reveal a Wormon cuddled up against a tiny Ken's chest. Their foreheads rested together.

Oh, excuse us. We didn't mean to intrude. The camera quickly pulls back.

"I've got to ask Minomon about this," Chibimon murmurs softly.

"Can I be there," Patamon asks hopefully.

"Sure," Chibimon answers. The two giggle happily at their plans.

"Quiet," Poyomon reprimands gently.

We're going to take this opportunity for a commercial break. Please stay tuned.

"Wow, this sure is interesting," Upamon announces a little nervously. "So far three Digimon I know have hooked up with their partners."

"Kind of ... interesting isn't it," Poyomon agrees uncomfortably.

"Who wants to go get some food," Chibimon asks hopefully.

"And something to drink," Patamon adds.

"Not until the show's over," Tailmon replies. She frowns when they groan. "Look, it's already back on."

Welcome back. We've just spotted a rather interesting sight. It appears a DEVI munchkin and a VD munchkin are helping each other.
This is a rare sight indeed.

A Devimon and a Vamdemon stalked through the underbrush toward an 02 Taichi and an 02 Yamato talking by a pond. The Vamdemon gestures to the Devimon, who nods and takes off. Before either boy could react the Devimon had the Taichi placed in a bag and s headed out of sight.

"Poor T," the Yamato said ruefully. "He doesn't really like closed in spaces."

The Vamdemon stalked up behind him, moving from one tree to the next nearer tree. He was careful to stay out of the Yamato's sight,
waiting until the Yamato had turned away before moving.

"Is someone there," the Yamato called hesitantly, his wide eyes searching the area frantically. He turned to find Vamdemon right behind him.

"Hello little one," Vamdemon said in a mesmerizing voice. "Don't you look delicious."

Munchkin Yamato's blue eyes held a trapped look as they stared at the vampire. Unable to move, he just watched as the Vamdemon lowered his head to his neck. His eyes closed as his body slumped toward the Vamdemon.

Laughing darkly, the Vamdemon swept him into his arms. He strode over to where a miniature carriage appeared. As soon as they were inside it took off, disappearing into the forest.

"ANGE, we should go help him," a tiny voice insisted.

To the side you see an 02 Takeru standing on a low branch. An Angemon stood behind him, his arms wrapped around his waist.

"TK, you know it's best if we don't interfere," the Angemon reminded him gently. He sighed at the Takeru's pleading look. "We'll go check on him, but if he's all right we won't bother them, okay?"

"Thank you," the Takeru cried, flinging his arms around the Angemon's neck He held on tightly as the Angemon took off.

Wow, we got lucky. Three pairs all in the same area. That doesn't happen very often.

"Don't ask me," Patamon says, shaking his head.

"I won't if you won't," Tailmon agrees.

"I'll tell if you do," Chibimon pipes up.

Here we have the MY munchkin, being chased by a DOKU munchkin.

"Help me," the Miyako cried, running from the Dokugemon.

"I'll save you!" Suddenly a Hawkmon swooped down between them. "Beak Buzzsaw!"

The Dokugemon blinked, stunned. Disgruntled, he looked back and forth between them. Deciding it wasn't worth it, he turned and went back the way he had come.

"Oh Hawkmon, you're my hero!" the Miyako exclaimed as she picked him up and squeezed him.

How cute! They make such an adorable pair, the helpless damsel and the knight!

"That was so sweet," an 01 Mimi announced as she steps out of the forest. She turns to her companion. "OGRE, would you risk your life like that for me?"

"Well, I guess so," the miniature Ogremon answered.

"Oh, good," the Mimi said, clasping her hands together. "Cause here comes a DEVI."

"A DEVI!" the Ogremon shouted, aghast. He grabbed her hand. "Lets get out of here."

"OGRE, slow down," the Mimi insisted. "I can't run that fast."

The Ogremon paused to sweep her into his arms. "Is that better," he asks as he starts running again.

The Mimi giggles and wraps her arms around his shoulders. "Much better," she assured him.

Well, snicker there goes another, er, rescue snicker of sorts, I guess. snicker

"Oh, stop it," Ogremon grumbled from behind the camera. "We only have a few minutes left anyways."

You're right. snicker I'll try to control myself. sobers, then bursts out laughing

"What's so funny," Poyomon demands suspiciously, blushing slightly.

Chibimon giggles and explains, "I can't help it. Every time they laugh I laugh, too."

"It is kinda snicker contagious," Patamon agrees.

"Oh. I was afraid you were laughing because he did a bad impression of my dashing rescue," Poyomon explains.

"Your dashing rescue," Upamon asks.

Okay, I'm better now. snicker, clears throat Um, back to our hunt. Oh darn. We only have three minutes left.

"Well it's a good thing they decided to pick that spot over there,"
Ogremon muttered as the camera swung to the right.

What do we have here? A BWG munchkin and an I munchkin?

A tiny Black War Greymon walked up to an even tinier Iori. He held out a bouquet of miniature flowers.

"These are for the one who taught me why I should care," the Black War Greymon muttered nervously.

"Thank you," the Iori whispered shyly, taking the flowers.

"So, do you want to go get something to eat," the Black War Greymon asked hopefully.

"I'd love to," the Iori replied.

Smiling slightly, the Black War Greymon picked the Iori up and set him on his shoulder. Then he started away, carefully holding branches to the side so they wouldn't hit his passenger.

Suddenly the camera swung back to Leomon. Ogremon came around to wave.

That's all we have time for today. We hope you've enjoyed tonight's program. This is Leon and Owen signing off.

The screen went blank. Tailmon turned off the VCR and the TV.

"I'll never look at the kids the same way again," Upamon announces.
He looks at the other digimon. "I'll never look at you guys the same, either."

The others turn red and look at the ground. They all freeze when they hear the sound of footsteps. From the other side of the door they hear a voice ask, "Are you sure you left that tape in here,
Mummymon? I can't wait to see it."

"Yes, dear, it's right here," Mummymon answers.

Everyone dives for cover as the door opens. They watch from their hiding places as Mummymon grabs the tape and Arukenimon snatches it from him.

"Well come on, we don't have all day," Arukenimon snaps. "I want to watch this before I lay down for my beauty sleep."

"She'll be sleeping for a long time," Chibimon mutters when they're gone.

"I don't think she can sleep long enough," Patamon agrees.

"Are you guys going to tell your partners," Poyomon asks hesitantly.

"I'm not," Tailmon informs her calmly. "I don't want to have to explain it if ..."

"Good point," Patamon chirps.

"Yeah," Chibimon agrees. "I won't tell, either."

They all look at Upamon.

"What? Do you honestly think I'd mention to Iori that they paired him with Black War Greymon," he asks wryly.

"They did what?!"

The digimon turn to see their partners standing at the door, their faces pale. They look at each other and sigh.