Well, I seem to have overestimated the grounding abilities of my guardians...I might be able to update after Monday...but then again, I might not be able to update for 3 more weeks...either way, here's chapter 10!
"Stitch, are you and Angel coming with us to the Elvis exhibit or not?" Lilo asked, about to walk out the door. "Nah." Stitch said, thinking. Angel nodded, still unable to speak alot of English. "Fine, you're missing out though. They have a real life Elvis impersonator!" Lilo said, walking out. Secretly, Syler asked Mediator a question. 'Did you ever notice that if you respell it, Elvis looks like Evils?' "That's just coincidence." Mediator said, causing Lilo to give her an odd look. "Nothing...except a lint-crazy fox." Mediator responded, shooting an equally odd look at Syler.
At the museum, Lilo was furiously snapping photos of everything Elvis-related while Mediator conversed with a fish in the aquatic exhibit and Syler looked on boredly. 'Why did I let myself get dragged here?' he asked himself, only to see a blue scorpion looking experiment scuttle past. 'What in the name of lint...hey, get back here!' he said, chasing after it. 'Hey, heads up!' he called to Lilo and Mediator, not aware what the experiment was designed for. "What...whoa, a cousin!" Lilo said, taking a picture of it before realizing that a ball of energy was gathering on its tail. "AHHHHH!" she screamed, before being engulfed in a bright light. 'This isn't good.' Syler thought, jumping on 641, still unaware of which one it was. Mediator rushed over to where the glow was still occurring, still slightly confused. When the light faded, a collective gasp (from Syler and Mediator) was heard. "Lilo?" Mediator asked, unsure of what was going on. The thing, a purple experiment resembling Angel in everything except the markings, looked at Mediator, a confused expression easily visible. "What?" it asked, and Syler just stared. 'Okay, this must be some kind of trick. Lilo is human.' He said, loud enough for the experiment to hear. "Human? What do you mean..." it said, looking at itself, confusion fading into an odd mixture of fear and excitement. "I'm a cousin!" Lilo exclaimed, at which Mediator just looked up at the ceiling. Taking the opportunity, 641 got out from underneath Syler and scuttled towards the exit without anyone noticing. 'It is you then?' Syler asked, slightly unsure. "What happened?" Lilo asked herself. 'Yep, it's you...we gotta get out of here.' "We should grab the camera...she did take a picture of it after all." Mediator said, slipping it around her neck. "What happened to me?" Lilo asked, to which no one knew the answer.
About thirty minutes later, Mediator went inside the house to get Jumba while Syler stayed with Lilo just incase Gantu decided to pop by on a random experiment catching spree. "Uhhhh, Jumba? We need some help." Mediator said, trying to avoid too many questions. "What is 634 being the needing the help with?" Jumba asked. "It's about Lilo...don't ask." "What's about Lilo?" Stitch asked, overhearing the conversation. "Uhhhh...nothing." Mediator lied, at which both Jumba and Stitch said the same thing in unison. "What's going on?" "Okay, but you probably won't believe this..." Mediator said, launching into a summary of what had happened at the museum."It did WHAT?!" Stitch screamed, practically jumping about a foot when Mediator got to the part about the light. "Be the calming down 626. Is probably work of experiment 641." Jumba said, then slapping his face. "Oh, that was being the wrong thing to say." "Why the heck make an experiment that turns people into experiments?!" "Was busy finishing unfinished work. You know evil genius..." "We know already, what do we do about Lilo?" Mediator cut in. "Speaking of which, where is being little victim girl?" Jumba asked, backing away from Stitch. "Outside with Syler." "Good." Stitch said, running towards the door.
When he got outside, he found Angel and Syler trying to calm down what looked like a dark purple version of Angel. "I'm assuming that's you Lilo." Stitch said, surprising all three of them. "Stitch? I'm dreaming, right?" Lilo asked, hoping the answer was yes. "Sorry, but unless we are all dreaming, you're not." He responded, getting over his anger towards Jumba momentarily. "What? You mean I'm really an experiment now?" Lilo asked, fear extremely evident. "Until we can find an antidote...if there is one." Stitch said, realizing what it would mean if there wasn't. 'But on the bright side, the experiment isn't here to cause more chaos.' Syler said, sending Stitch into a basic fit. "WHAT?!?" 'It escaped.' Syler said bluntly. 'What's the worst it could do?' "Try getting in here and checking the news for starters." Mediator called from the porch before running inside.
In Gantu's ship, 635 was chatting idly with 625 while Hamsterveil kept insulting Gantu. "You are a pathetic fish-face who doesn't deserve the credit!" "But sir, I-""Silence! We will commence with the rest of the plan as soon as experiment 643 finishes training!"
Well, there's chapter ten...yes, it is messed up...yes, it goes against the grain...yes, I realize that I'm an idiot...but anyways, please review!