A/N: A mixture of nearly crying in 50 first Dates and listening to Beatle's sappy songs, as well as Maroon five for 2 hours straight is the perfect inspiration for a romantic comedy! Ron and Hermione are so stupid about how they like each other... all they need is a good kick, which lands them in a closet ;)

Chapter 1

So Darn Cute.

"So love what about Ron and Hermione?" Harry said as Ginny leaned back for a break.

"You know most people don't bring up my big brother when there snogging me!" Ginny said giggling.

"Yeah so I like to two do two things at once!" Harry said laughing, it was the second last week of their 7th year and Voldemort had been killed leaving Harry in a good enough mood just to kiss Ginny. She had taken it seriously which Harry thought a good thing as how he had liked her for the past year, now she drags him off between classes to the nearest closet, or abandoned room.

"Oh well in that case, Hermione said she had a before graduation revolution. She said she'll kiss a guy. So Ron better pucker up!" Ginny said laughing.

"Yeah you're right it is odd talking about our friends between kisses, lets continue this conversation later!" Harry said grinning.

"You sly dog!" Ginny said starting to snog him senseless.

"Ron just because school is over doesn't mean you can sneak out to Hogsmead and get drunk on fire whisky!" Hermione said holding Ron from running of with Dean and Seamus and a few Hufflepuff's.

"Sure it does, don't worry I won't go to a club and make love with a random strangers!" Ron said grinning sheepishly.

"Ronald!" Hermione said raising her eye brows! "Listen you come back here, you, you, you evil little!"

Hermione followed Ron, not like she wanted to get wasted she just had to follow him, she always pictured her first drink to be sipping on wine as Ron hugged her to sleep on a couch in a beautiful room lighted by candles. And she wanted it to be Ron's first time to drink too.

'Ron, please don't go... because if you do I have to come!" Hermione said walking in a fast walk behind him.

"Why's that?" Ron said grinning.

"Because I don't want that club thing to happen, Ill be you're control." Hermione said trying to make it sound good.

"And why don't you want the 'club thing' happening?" Ron said, he was toying with her mind.

"Because I'd pity a girl to wake up and be looking at you!" Hermione said angrily.

"Actually I think they'd be rather privileged!" Ron said laughing, he wasn't serious but Hermione still didn't find it very funny and was silent.

After a minute of silence Ron grinned and said something smirking, "So does that mean you'd be privileged?"

Hermione flushed and answered a quick and too obvious "No!"

One hour later when too Hermione's disgust Ron and Dean had managed to be completely drunk they forced a fire whisky down her throat. By the time they had managed it Ron being completely drunk started err... hitting on Hermione.

"Seriously Mione, you're very hot, and smart and pretty and FUN! Lots of fun!" Ron said dirtily, "Fun, I mean you'd be an excellent bang!" Ron swayed back and forth.

Hermione forced down another drink and joined Ron in "Rainbows and butterflies land where everyone is a lot better looking.

"What the hell am I doing here?" Hermione screamed waking up staring at Ron. Oh god 'the club thing' had happened. She stood up pushing Ron off the bed and onto the floor, luckily the curtains around the bed where closed and the other boys where deep asleep. "Ron, you pig get up!"

She poked him and he woke up looking at her standing over him in nothing but underwear on. "Oh my god, holy shite!" Ron said pulling on a pair of pants and scooting Hermione out the dorm room...

N/F/Y: What'd you think? I thought it was very unlike Hermione but peer pressure right... what'd you think? Totally exciting eh? Please review!