Okay, first off, I'd like to thank everyone who has reviewed so far. Yes, my math was off, but that's what you get when you can't find a calculator and your head is buzzing because you had too much sugar at lunchtime. Also, the orb in the last chapter was just a giant marble. Nothing too special about it. Anyways, the chaos I mentioned at the end of last chapter is...no wait, for that matter, I'll just let you find out for yourself.
635 sat in front of the giant view screen, watching a documentary on quantum singularities and their effects on mustard production in the Horsehead Nebula while 625 repeatedly beat Gantu at checkers.
"King me bubby." 625 said for the millionth time.
"I'll king you alright." Gantu said, reaching for his blaster. At this time, Hamsterveil popped up on the screen, saving 625 from losing yet ANOTHER sandwich crate to Gantu's poor losing skills. (A/N: I'm not making fun of Gantu, it's just the way it looks.)
"Gantu, you offspring of a fish, I have an assignment for you. You are to being capturing Experiment type Beta 001." Hamsterveil said, receiving confused looks from everyone.
"Sir, as far as I am aware there is no Beta 001." Gantu protested. "If there was, my computer would have told me."
"You incompetent fool, that pathetic excuse for a piece of hardware only alerts you of type Alpha experiments, not type Beta you imbecilic imbecile of a fish." Hamsterveil yelled, causing 635 to cover his ears, as he was right in front of the view screen.
"Ooooh, he's got you there fish face." 625 quipped from behind Gantu, causing Gantu to grimace. "Probably some new experiment that used to be human or something." He added, half joking.
"For once, 625 is right. As he can figure these things out faster than you Gantu, you are demoted to his assistant until I manage to escape this pathetic excuse for a prison asteroid." Hamsterveil said, cutting the communication with the last words.
At the Pizza Hut, not much was going on. Stitch, who had successfully beaten the Tekken III game five times in a row, was sitting on the wall, bored. Angel was admiring the aquarium located near the kitchen, and everyone else was at the booth by the window (A/N: one of those corner booths that seat like ten people).
"So, who knows what the real name for water is?" Asked Mediator, trying to start up a conversation while they waited for the pizza to finish cooking.
"Uhhhh.... water?" Nani asked, unsure what kind of trick question it was.
'Hydrogen Monoxide?' guessed Syler, who kept glancing nervously at 640, who was starting to notice this.
"No, its Dihydrogen Monoxide. Don't you pay attention when Jumba starts rambling on and on about chemistry?" Mediator said, rolling her eyes to the best of her ability. Of course, with the way experiment's eyes are, no one noticed.
Lilo doodled boredly on a sheet of scrap paper with a crayon, occasionally sending a tiny ball of light at Stitch whenever he wasn't looking. Each time one hit him, he'd fall off the wall in surprise, look around for whoever did it, then go back to his spot on the wall.
"Here's the three pizzas." Said the waitress, setting them on the table before walking off.
Lilo, who was still bored, looked out the window. A plasma shell hit the window, shattering it and obliterating the pizzas on the table. A stampede of frightened people dashed towards the door while all the experiments (except Lilo) piled out of the window.
"Lemme go!" Lilo said, being shielded/restrained by Nani.
"No. You can't do a thing out there!" Nani said, struggling as usual to hold Lilo back.
"I can do alot more than you think!" Lilo shouted back, breaking free and jumping out the window. Outside, she stopped running, and started rethinking her strategy. Plasmoid and a very ticked off 643 were giving the others a run for their money, and she could barely make a blast. So instead, she took to hiding with 640 and Angel.
"It's about time you got out here." Angel said sarcastically, the fur on her left arm singed slightly.
"Nani was trying to hold me back." Lilo said, ducking behind the upturned concrete slab that the other two were hiding behind. "So what's going on?"
"Well, that scorpion experiment and 643 keep using pyrotechnics and unfortunantly, only Stitch is fireproof among the three of them that are fighting." 640 said, watching as the battle shifted.
'Man, don't they ever run out of gas?' Syler asked angrily, dodging a flame jet from one of 643's flamethrowers.
"Hey, at least I don't have to worry too much." Stitch said optimistically.
"Don't remind me." Mediator said under her breath, launching a psychic blast at 643, disorientating him and destroying the flamethrowers temporarily.
'Oh come on, I wanted to do that!' the white fox complained, turning his attention to Plasmoid. 'Oh well.' He thought, launching an electric blast at it, causing it to retreat with 643.
Okay, that's chapter 17. Trust me, that is nothing compared to what is coming up in about 6 or 7 chapters. But anyways, like I said in the A/N above this chapter, I'm sorry for the math mistake. I'd like to thank Anonymous But Eager for pointing that out. I'd also like to thank everyone who has given me an idea so far. I'll name all of them later, as soon as I get some more ideas. Anyways, please review!
