Title: Artemis Fowl: The Ancient Tomb
Summary: Artemis Senior has invited his friends kids over on Artemis Juniors b-day. But what if these kids are just as devious as Fowl Jr.?
Disclaimer: I don't own any of the Artemis Fowl characters.
Chapter one: Artemis and his Stress
Artemis Fowl's Diary, disc 2(encrypted)
I have recently claimed 2000 pounds from the Hound Fortune. A little birthday present from myself.The Hounds have as much money as us Fowls, give or take a few thousand pounds. I will just take a little at a time and they will never notice what is happening until they go bankrupt.
Father has decided to invite some children over on my birthday. Most likely these mediocre children will ruin my day. Two of them are much younger than I. How will I put up with this?
Juliet is now a professional wrestler. She is on tour with several other wrestlers.Butler is very proud of her.
Speaking of Butler, I am still very worried about his health.He has been in this state for at least 6 months. He is planning on retiring.Mother suggests that I no longer need a bodygaurd.She says that all I need is friend. But Artemis Fowl II will never find a friend, for I do not need one. All I need is a bodygaurd. A Butler.
It's a bit short, I know, but my Microsoft Word has been acting weird lately. I may not be able to update for a while.