Hi again...oh, about that "then I promise, the next chapter will be at least five pages on word document" I don't think I can do that, because the choices are either 1) I update sooner and make the chapters shorter or 2) Update at one week intervals and make the chapters slightly longer. I made the executive decision to go with number one, so this chapter will be about four pages on word document. Sorry...I'm so ashamed...I'll go cry in a corner...
In regard to Super Metal Sonic's review, I'm sorry for being mean to Tails, I love Tails, but I just wanted a change. Note: If you are really sensitive about Tails getting insulted, don't read the letter Sonic sent him. You have been warned.
Disclaimer: I don't own Sonic, Sega, or the inventor of duct tape, enough said.
We left off with our discouraged friend having serious self-doubt after Sonic told him off.
On with the fanfic...
(3rd person POV)
'My short-lived life is over. I can't go on anymore. Everybody hates me, the world hates me, and I hate me. I wish I were never born so I wouldn't have to plague the earth with me terribleness.' Tails mused. He spent the whole month at home after the 'Amy/Knuckles/Big/Cream/Rouge Incident'.
Flashback to one month ago Set: Station Square
"Hi Amy!" Tails said, walking up to the pink hedgehog who was standing outside Twinkle Park. "Whatcha doing?"
"Oh, nothing your stupid puny mind would understand." She replied bluntly.
"What's the matter?" Tails asked.
"Once again, you wouldn't understand, your too stupid...Sonic told me all about you punching him and trying to spoil his S.P.A.E plan. I'll always side with Sonic, so go away you little pre-school-er! My faith and love is with my Sonikku!" Replied Amy.
"He must have left out the part where he acted like a jerk and insulted me."
"Sonikku would never do that!" Amy said, very stunned. "He's so heroic, and cute, and dreamy...I hate you! Don't you ever insult my boyfriend! Your just a worthless side-kick wanna be!"
With tears once again rolling down his fur, "He's not your boyfriend." Tails grumbled as he hung his head and walked home. Before he reached his house, Tails was side tracked, and found himself on Angel Island (which is kinda impossible, because he'd have to fly there). As he wandered around mindlessly, a deep voice called, "Tails! What in God's name are you doing here?" 'Knuckles' Tails thought. He followed the echidna's voice into a clearing with the Master Emerald shrine in the middle. Knuckles was sitting on top of the precious stone eating his lunch. "Mmm...mm noom ammano mmmonnom" he said, with bits of his meal spewing out of his mouth. As he swallowed, Knuckles said "Tails! Get off this island! It's private! Nobody wants you here!"
'Why does everybody want me to go away?' Tails thought.
"Sonic just left, yeah, I see the worried look on your face, he told me about your little escapade with trying to spoil his most worth while plan. Sonic might not be my best friend, but punching him in the jaw is way un-cool. So leave. Do I need to spell it out for you? L...E...A...V...E! Am I going to fast for-" Knuckles was cut off by Tails doing his spin attack thingy with his tails. And with that, Tails flew away.
Back at Station Square...
As Tails mindlessly wandered the busy streets, he bumped into what seemed to be a giant purple ball. "Uh, excuse me sir, but move the heck out of the way!" The purple thing said. It turns out the giant thing was Big, the stupid violet colored cat. "Um, did you not hear me the first time? Watch where you are going!" Big said.
"Oh, er, sorry, Big, everyone hates me...I wonder why?" The fox said.
"Count me in, you go and knock out two of my best friends, and then ask why they hate you...c'mon Froggy, lets go find nice people."
As Big and his pet left, Tails could have sworn that Froggy stuck his tongue out at him. 'Ok, I'm going straight home, I don't want to run into anyone else.' Miles thought to himself. But his plans were spoiled by Rouge and Cream approaching him. "Ah! Gotta hide!" Tails thought out loud. He jumped onto a passing car, and then flew a building a few yards away; too bad Cream already spotted him. "Taaaaaaaaailllls!" She yelled. "I know you're hiding in the Burger House, so come out."
"We want to talk to you!" Rouge chimed in. "Oh, Tails, you stupid creature, it isn't like we can't see you, your stupid tails are sticking out from under the stupid table, and I'm saying stupid too many stupid times!"
Admitting defeat, Tails crawled out from under the table, and said sorry to the people sitting there. "What do you want?" He grumbled.
"Just wanted to tell you how rude and idiotic you are, and that we don't care about you." Cream said.
"And to say that you are stupid." Added Rouge.
"Thanks a lot, and I bet Sonic told you..." Moaned Tails.
"He told us to not talk to you, and to spread the word to tell everyone about you, and how terrible you are." Said Cream, and with that, the two girls walked away.
'They are blowing this way out of proportion.' Tails thought.
Finally, he was able to walk back to his house without being interrupted.
End flashback
As Tails was contemplating possible solutions, there was a knock at the door. Thinking it was Sonic; he yelled, "Go away!"
"Ok, uh, I can't do that, I have to have you sign this paper..." The voice said.
Realizing that this was just the postman, Tails slowly got out of bed and opened the door. "Who's this from?" The fox asked.
"Hold on, let me check." The postman scanned the paper for a while, and then replied, "Sonic T. Hedgehog."
Tail's heart rate picked up, he scribbled his name on the clipboard, grabbed the package and ran inside his house. The parcel was fairly large, and Tails was disappointed when all he found in it was an envelope. Slowly, he tore the letter open, and then read it aloud...
Tails,
Man do you make me sick! Let me count the ways...
1. You tried to ruin my plan
2. You punched me in the jaw
3. You punched Knuckles
Are you trying to kill us?!?
I wish I never knew you, then we could live our lives, and you could live your pitiful one. And if you don't leave us alone, I'm going to make your life a nightmare (A/N: I know, it's a lame line, but I couldn't think of anything else.) You might as well move to a new house, because no one wants you here. I hate you. We all hate you. I don't even know if your parents like you. So do us all a favor, and go away!
Sincerely,
Sonic, Amy, Knuckles, Cream, Rouge, Big, Cheese, Eggman, and anyone else who had the displeasure to meet you.
After going through five boxes of Kleenex, Tails said to himself "I know what I have to do know..."
YAY FOR CLIFFHANGERS! WHEEEE! (That was stupid) Only one more chapter left! Gasp! Note to all the people who are reading The Gender Blender: Sorry for the long wait, I'll be updating again soon after the last chapter. What does Tails have to do? Will Sonic apologize? Will Tails punch other animals too? Will I stop asking questions and let you review the story? Lol.
Please review!
Thank ya kindly!
