Kiki: HEY! THIS IS KIKI! OH HI! YEA! I share this story with, you guessed it, Baggs. Yea, she'll write the next chapter, then me, then her, etc. This is just an intro. It's supposed to be short, a'ight?! Good. And they're SUPPOSED to be OOC. ok, yea. On with the fic. And it's A/U, Alternate universe, so all the keyblade stuff, never happened.

Disclaimer:.. I dont own this blah blah blah blah blah blah blah DIE! KEELS cough uhm, yea. I dont own it. You no sue.

Chapter one: Intros.. in the strangest ways.

::Sora's POV::

High school.

A 10-letter word for PURE TORTURE.

Yup.

You get dumped, cheated, left alone, homework'd, and that's just all before lunch.

But it's cool.

I got my little gang going on, you know? Always good to have friends.

There's Riku.. always shady, always a player. He's so angsty at times, and I wonder about him. He's very athletic, too. Most of the girls love em.

/Most/, that is.

Oh, and Cloud. You cant forget him either. He's kinda like Riku, a little angsty at times, and over-protective of us. Feh.

Oh, and me. Your main guy. You gotta love me. You just gotta. Name's Sora. Aren't I cool? Yea, I so rock. I'm the leader of our gang, and I get into the most trouble. Oh, and girls, feh, they're all over me. I can reel anyone of em in if I put my mind to it.

Not that I have a mind or anything..

Anyways, we're known as 'The gang.' We're so original. We get like, 10 detentions a week. Oh, we went down in YEARBOOK HISTORY!!! Yes, you can look us up on page 54, 'Biggest Troublemakers'.

Oh, and there's that other gang. What's they're name.. heartless? Ah, yea, thats it. Shady fellows, they are. Feh. They dont stand a chance.

Oh yea, they're names are Red Noctume, Shadow, and Large Body. What. The. CRAP?! I mean, dude, yea, your body may be large, but that's sounds just GAY. No, seriously. He should like, grow up to be an interior designer. Or maybe a shoe fitter. Either one would be great.

Anyways, so yea. We're so awesome, The Gang and I. Or is it me and The Gang? Yea, me and The Gang. Stupid grammar.

::Riku's POV::

I rock you all.

Yes, I really do.

Sora? Feh, he's just a wannabe.

YOU ARE ALL WANNABES, YOU HEAR?!

Riku rocks you.

Dont forget it.

Feh. Nothing else to say. Cant waist time on you lower-classies, eh? Go spit shine my shoe. Or something.

::Cloud's POV::

Mess with my gang, you're toast.

..with Butter.

and Strawberry Jam! YOU CANT FORGET THE JAM!

If you do mess with my boys, you become that, and, GUESS WHAT ELSE?! I'LL EAT YOU FOR ABSOLUTLY FREE!(no purchase nessacary, see my mouth and fist for details.)

I'm the overprotective one. Can you tell?! The others, they're immature. I hold them together. I'm like, superglue on a door. Yea, that's it. Superglue on a door. Don't make me hurt you.