A/N (aka Baggs): Kiki wrote the last chapter. Yus, the last chapter was short and stubbly... hehe, stubbly. It was just the strange introductions of our OOC characters. Gotta love them. =) This chapter will more descriptive, still keeping the funny edge. =D

Thank Yous!
Lvkishugs: Thanks a bunch XD I had a spaz that we got a review so fast oo;; And, yus, they are cute in there little gang, aren't they? pinches their cheeks

Disclaimer: If I owned Kingdom Hearts, Sora wouldn't just be a made-up character. Therefore... you no sue. Me no claim. =)

Chapter Two: The Double Doors Open (Yes, let the irony make you laugh)

Sora gazed down into his plate of grey mashed potatoes and wrinkled peas. He blew bubbles into his milk and let it over flow onto Riku's lap. Riku jumped up with surprised and knocked Sora out of his gaze.

"Sheesh, kid, you mind watching were you're pouring that stuff?!" Riku shouted, wiping helplessly at the front of his pants. He slapped Sora's arm with frustration.

"Yeah, okay." Sora teased, acting as if he'd done it on purpose. A group of girls passed by, and Sora stared at them. He ran his fingers through his spiky hair and grinned toothily at them. A couple of them blushed and giggled; one of them rolled her eyes.

Riku sighed. "Sora, stop flirting with the momacitas, alright?" Cloud nodded. "We don't want you to have five wives when you grow up, now do we?"

"What about four?" Sora teased.

"SORA!"

Sora laughed and scooped up some grey and green goop from his lunch tray. He scanned the room for someone he didn't like. Suddenly, he found someone he was friends with, but loved to annoy. He aimed, brought the end of the spoon back, let it go...

"SORAAAAAAAAAAAA!" Leon cried.

Leon had a glob of goey spud in his long hair, and looked quite furious. He touched the back of his head and received a handful of grey gloop. He stormed over to Sora, who was sniggering.

"What's the big idea, punk?" He cried. Sora tried his best to look innocent.

"Just proving my love for you, dahling." He batted his eyes. Leon rolled his eyes, hit Sora in the back of the head, and marched off towards the bathrooms.

Soon after, the bell rang, signaling the end of the lunch period. The lunch hall has soon filled with the screeching of chairs and the rumbling of the trash barrels being pushed around. Sora threw out the rest of his monsterous meal, shoved open the double doors, and led his gang through the halls. Riku was winking at a couple girls he knew. Sora laughed. "And I thought I was bad." He teased.

He and his friends spent the rest of the period being their usual, disturbing selves. When they weren't watching the clock or staring longingly out the window, they were either pitching spit-balls at the teacher, passing notes to random girls (Cloud was unincluded, as he wasn't much of the relationship type), or breaking out into choruses of Yankee Doodle.

Riku stole a few of Sora's notes and wrote things such as "meet me after school at 3:00, and I'll chew your toenails for you." And sent them back to random girls. Once they received them, their disgusted looks were the signal for Riku to put his angsty charm into action. Sora flicked him in the head a few times before he started a fake coughing fit.

After being told off a few times and sent to the office, school was finally over. They ended up with 3 detentions each; short of the usual. They were laughing and making obscene noises when something inturrupted them. Since they had to stay after school, they were completely alone in the school -- besides the janitor, of course. Or, so they thought.

The double doors to the enterance of the school opened, and the big booming voice of Principal Hamen echoed off the cream-colored walls of the hallway. A beefy man with a platinum blond mustache stode out in the clearing, and the gang hid behind a statue of an older principal, who's engraving read "Mr. Robert H. Gradey. 'Hey you kids, cut that out!'".

"Think it's a health inspector or something?" Sora whispered.

"If it is, I hope they shut this place down. The food here tastes like cow manure." Riku added with digust.

"How would you know?" Cloud asked with interest.

"Well, your tour of the school will begin soon enough, just as the janitor is done mopping the floors." Hamen bellowed. "Wave hello, Arnie."

A gold-toothed man with a shaggy beard wrinkled his nose and grunted a "hello". His tan jumpsuit was much to large for him, and it was drenched at the hems from the soapy water spilling onto the floor. Once he'd gone, Hamen spoke again.

"Welcome to Gradey High School, Ms. Mayor."