Twelve Days of Christmas: Mankin Style!
A/N: I own not but the computer which I typed this junk on, and a nifty book with the Twelve Days of Christmas poem/song in it. And yeah, a few months early, but... What the heck?
Rating: G -- What's bad about Christmas?
Genre: Humor/Parody -- Duh. It's a parody of The Twelve Days of Christmas. I thought you guys were smarter than that.
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On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...!
A spirit who is really crazee! (Amidamaru)
On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...!
Two cute Shaman (Horo and Ren),
And a spirit who is really crazee! (Amidamaru)
On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...!
Three really hot guys! (Hao, Yoh, Lyserg)
Two cute Shaman (Horo and Ren),
And a spirit who is really crazee! (Amidamaru)
On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...!
Four fleeing girls (Jun, Pirika, Tamao, Anna),
Three really hot guys (Hao, Yoh, Lyserg),
Two cute Shaman (Horo and Ren),
And a spirit who is really crazee! (Amidamaru)
On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...!
FIVE BLOODY WEAPONS!!!
Four fleeing girls,
Three really hot guys,
Two cute Shaman,
And a spirit who is really crazee!
On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...!
Six followers swimmin',
FIVE BLOODY WEAPONS!!!
Four fleeing girls,
Three really hot guys,
Two cute Shaman,
And a spirit who is really crazee!
On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...!
Seven ghosts a-floatin',
Six followers swimmin',
FIVE BLOODY WEAPONS!!!
Four fleeing girls,
Three really hot guys,
Two cute Shaman,
And a spirit who is really crazee!
On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...!
Eight deranged X-Laws,
Seven ghosts a-floatin',
Six followers swimmin',
FIVE BLOODY WEAPONS!!!
Four fleeing girls,
Three really hot guys,
Two cute Shaman,
And a spirit who is really crazee!
On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...!
Nine Koro Pokkurus,
Eight deranged X-Laws,
Seven ghosts a-floatin',
Six followers swimmin',
FIVE BLOODY WEAPONS!!!
Four fleeing girls,
Three really hot guys,
Two cute Shaman,
And a spirit who is really crazee!
On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...!
Ten priests leapin',
Nine Koro Pokkurus,
Eight deranged X-Laws,
Seven ghosts a-floatin',
Six followers swimmin',
FIVE BLOODY WEAPONS!!!
Four fleeing girls,
Three really hot guys,
Two cute Shaman,
And a spirit who is really crazee!
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me...!
Eleven spirit heads,
Ten priests leapin',
Nine Koro Pokkurus,
Eight deranged X-Laws,
Seven ghosts a-floatin',
Six followers swimmin',
FIVE BLOODY WEAPONS!!!
Four fleeing girls,
Three really hot guys,
Two cute Shaman,
And a spirit who is really crazee!
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to meeeeeeee...! (takes a really big breath)
Twelve Shaman fighting,
Eleven spirit heads,
Ten priests leapin',
Nine Koro Pokkurus,
Eight deranged X-Laws,
Seven ghosts a-floatin',
Six followers swimmin',
FIVE BLOODY WEAPONS!!!
Four fleeing girls,
Three really hot guys,
Two cute Shaman,
And a spirit who is really cra-ZEEEEEEEE!!!
(passes out)
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There ya have it! The Twelve Days of Mankin! Sung by YOU, the reader. Oh, and I know some things aren't accurate. SHUT UP ABOUT IT!!!