Disclaimer: You know as well as I do that I don't own anything, but my plot, the two made up characters, and Mr. Evil Sock Puppet. A big heartwarming hug to Rosebud5 for the review. It was my first review and you made me feel like a very special person (I am special, just in the head anyways). Now Like I said before it's my first fan fiction, so flame it, praise it, just don't hump it. Now on with the story!

Chapter 2: Not Good

"Ouch!" "Sorry, what can I do to help you?" "Oh, this is just coming from the top of my head, but GET YOUR FINGER OUT MY ASS!!!!" (what the hell! ) "Did you hear that?" a female voice asked. Movement on a bed. "How the hell could I not!" a second female voice replied. Sirius and Remus were in a closet with every little space and in an odd position (as you could tell). Remus looked at what he thought was Sirius face and raised an eyebrow. You see Sirius was drooling and had a dreamy look on his face. On word entered his mined when he heard two females and a bed, Lesbians (somebody is kicking those nasty thoughts --;). "AHHHHH!!!" a young woman of about 28 screamed as Remus and Sirius fell out the closet. "Damn, that hurt!" Sirius stated as his head became good friends with the dresser that was near the closet door. "I'm calling the police." The other girl, who was about 26-27, replied ,with eyes as wide as Fat Joe's waist line, while she rushed to the phone. Remus, being an idiot, grabbed her arm. In one quick motion, Remus was massed in the eyes and kicked where the sun don't shine. "Oohhhhhhhhh, sh-" Remus was cut off by Sirius covering his mouth. "Before you call the police and kick me in the balls, hear us out." Sirius looked both girls in the eye. "I don't have time for this." the second girl move towards the phone again as the other picked up a bat. "Please just listen. My name is Sirius Black and this is Remus Lupin." Remus stood up, leaned to the side, and waved. Now that it looked like the girls weren't going to kick there heads in they took a quick glance at both girls. More like women judging by what they were seeing. The first woman was about 5"11, Hispanic (ghetto taco bell, dogs), had long straight black hair that stopped at her back, brown eyes, a very nice figure, and an angelic face. As for the other she was about 5"13, African-American ( what's cracking), had long brown-blackish wavy hair that ended at her elbows, brown eyes, a very nice figure, and an angelic, yet mysterious, face. "Antonia Martinez." the first girl waved the bat. "Ashley Wood." the other put the phone down ,but stood close by it. "Now that that's settled, how is everyone doing?" Sirius flinched as he glance at Remus, who's eyes went back to their honey brown, but still wincing in pain. "Uh…sorry about that?" Ashley said sheepishly as she looked to the floor. "It's all right." Sirius snorted because of his attempt to not laugh at Remus's high pitched voice. "How did you get in our closet?" Antonia slowly put the bat down by her side. Remus look at Sirius, who tried to look like he didn't do anything. "Well, this stupid fool pressed buttons on a time travel device and here we are." Ashley sighed and looked over to Antonia who nodded. Ashley stepped away from the phone and walked over to them. "Okay, so let's just say I believe all of this. Where is it?" Remus raised an eyebrow and looked at Sirius, who looked lost and confused. "This time travel device that you claim is the reason you're here." Antonia said as she looked at the two as though they were stupid (which isn't all that false). Remus bent down and picked up the device, that was broken, and handed it to Ashley. "Their telling the truth." Antonia said in disbelieve. Sirius and Remus sighed in relief that they believed them. "Um… just one small question," Sirius looked at the two and continued, "Where are we?" Antonia simply said, "Chicago, Illinois." "In America." "Yes, in a boat." " A boat." "Were in the middle of Lake Michigan." Thump! Both women looked at Sirius and Remus, who fainted in shock.

Yes! I've finished Chapter 2!!!!! How did I do? silence Oooook. If you like my work look out for my Dragonball Z fan fiction that I will post soon. Remember: only you can prevent forest fires. I'm weird.