Camp Piccolo

Chapter 2

Scrix: *has ice on his arm* You are mean!

CMG: I have my reasons for being mean. As I said in chapter 1, I don't own them or anything else that will be added later on. I only own some regular characters that will soon be introduced. Let the madness continue!

Scrix: *prays* Please Infr, take me now...

*** Special Dictionary Section ***

piccolo-(noun) A small shrill flute whose range is an octave higher than that of an ordinary flute.

Piccolo Daimao-(origins explained in Dragon Ball briefly in the King Demon Piccolo Saga as well as Dragon Ball Z during the Cell Saga by Kami) Father of Ma Junior, also known as the Piccolo we know today. King Piccolo was killed by Goku by a punch through his body. Before he died, he spat out one more egg and told his son to get revenge on Goku before he exploded in a firey death. (A/N: True.)

Piccolo-(a.k.a. Ma Junior) Born after the death of Piccolo Daimao to seek revenge against Goku. However, once Goku did die during the infamous Saiya-jin Saga and he kidnapped Gohan, he changed for the better. He became the loving Namek we all love today.

*** This little section is to clarify some things from the first chapter ***

Now to see what happens next!

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The kids were not happy. To make things worse, neither was Piccolo. However, Gohan was happily singing his song about Piccolo as some kids stare at Gohan strangely and wondering why he would sing at a time like this.

"Ja-ja-ja-ja ja--n de mô taihen," sang Gohan as he goes through the song for the umpteenth time in an hour. "Kowaikao iguana danpukâ Hayaiashi momonga sûpâkâ Dôshiyô--? 'te sakenjae Nôto to enpitsu sotchinoke Dosei no wakka de Hey! jettokôsutâ Mama yori dekkai koe (dohya--)..."

Some kids began wondering what his obsession was with a 'Pikkoro'. Others thought he was singing about playing a 'piccolo'. Then there were even some that were almost about to strangle Gohan.



"Kon'na koto 'tte ari? Arerere kizukeba boku mo Suteppu suteppu janpu Shuppa- shuppi- shuppa- shu Pikkoro Oyatsu wo waku-waku matte 'ru kibun Shuppa- shuppi- shuppa- shu Pikkoro Ne-- ne-- tsuyoi zo tsuyoi n'datteba Pikkoro-san dai- dai- dai- dai- da--isuki..."

The more excited Gohan grew, he begins to dance around, avoiding kids that were trying to ambush him sometime during his song. As he dances, he seems to be enjoying himself as Scrix was slowly coming around from the 'beating' he got in the last chapter.

"Gyo-gyo-gyo-gyo-gyo--n de chô bikkuri Tsumetai zo kûrâ dorai aisu Attakai sutobuomu raisu Wakaranai--? 'te hashitchae Guzu-guzu shite 'tara shikarareru Chikyû no medama mo Yeah! rôrâsukeitingu..."

At this point, Piccolo (who was already going insane enough) was about to beat Gohan like there was no tomorrow, but CMG held him back from doing so by holding on to the end of his cape.

"Nan da ka Kami-sama ka na (dohya--) Kon'na hito 'tte nani? Ararara kondo wa kokoro Sukippu sukippu janpu Shuppa- shuppi- shuppa- shu Pikkoro Buttobi doriimu oshiete kureru Shuppa- shuppi- shuppa- shu Pikkoro Ne-- ne-- shiritai shiritai nan datteba Pikkoro-san dai- dai- dai- dai- da--isuki..."

Suddenly, CMG was face-to-face with a Makenkosappo (A/N: a.k.a. Special Beam Cannon) aimed at her face by Piccolo. Waving nervously, she smiles before getting shot at point blank range by the attack.

"Pikkoro-san dai- dai- Pikkoro-san dai- dai-," as Gohan finishes the song. "Pikkoro-san dai- dai- dai- dai- da--isuki!" (A/N: I'd like to thank http://www.eden.rutgers.edu/~vegex/ for the song. You can find the translation there as well as some other stuff. I gave my credit to them. Thanx! ^_^)

"Whooo dot dot dot..." cried CMG as she flies to the edge of camp into a totem pole and breaks it into splinters.

"About time she gets what she deserves," said Scrix as he runs off.

"Are you done now so we can get down to business?" said Piccolo as Gohan nods his head. "Good. I am Ma Junior." A kid starts laughing. "You will respect... what's so funny, boy?"

"You said your name was 'Ma Junior'," said the boy from the bus that CMG went after before the bus went on it's chaotic trip.

"Boy! What is your name?" said Piccolo.

"My name is Nathan," said the boy as Piccolo grabs him by the shirt. "Ah!"

"Never ever mess with me or you'll regret it," said Piccolo angrily as he bears some nasty fangs that would give almost every camper nightmares for weeks. With the exception of Gohan since he knows that Piccolo didn't mean it. "Now for the next three months, I will be your counselor and will make your life at this camp a living nightmare." (A/N: Oro?! O.Ox (Kenshin reference))

"Um... Ma Junior?" said a girl. "Will we be practicing music?"

"No," said Piccolo. "And if any of you children play those blasted instruments, I swear those things are going to be stuffed down your toilets so deep that even the plumber won't be able to get them out."

"How are you going to do that?" said Gohan.

"I have my ways," said Piccolo.

"That's my line," croaked the injured CMG from outside where Scrix was 'babysitting' yet again.

"For now, I'll let you all go to your cabins," said Piccolo. "Tomorrow, there will some activities once I can figure out what they are." No one moved. "Well?"

"Is there any food?" said another girl.

"Am I supposed to supply that too?" said Piccolo as he looked over the contract he got a month ago and noticed... "Great. Who's going to cook for a bunch of brats?"

CMG instantly woke up as she glared at Scrix. In a flash (and by the authoress' power over all things within this fanfic), his outfit changed and he had a cook's apron on that said "Kiss the Cook" on it. A giant chef's hat fell on his head as the children cheer. Scrix grumbled as CMG smiled a bit painfully.

"Fine, follow me to the S*** Hall," said Scrix as he walked to the Christened dining hall now known as the 'S*** Hall'. All the kids follow Scrix there, except a disgusted Piccolo, a very hyper Gohan, and battered CMG as they stay in the recreation center.

"Medic!" whined CMG as Piccolo and Gohan ignore her plea for help. "Fine. I won't get another bus and you'll be trapped here forever!"

"Hmph," said Piccolo. "Not a problem for Gohan and me, but those kids can be left here forever." He thinks about what he just said. "Fine. What do you need me to do?"

"Um... get me a Pepsi that is beyond all Pepsi's," said CMG.

"What?!" said Gohan and Piccolo.

"It's called a Mystic Pepsi," said CMG. "They are rare because of it's healing properties and the fact that it's laced with the fruit from the infamous Tree of Might."

"Rip-off," said Turles' voice as he appears in the window.

"Hey! Get him!" yelled CMG. "He's got it in his hands!"

"Like the hell I'll give you what I've grown, b****!" said Turles.

"You have just made me angry, you f***en b******!" yelled CMG as she stands painfully and goes Ultra Super B****in' 3 and starts kicking Turles' a** around.

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Inside the S*** Hall, the kids are eating when they hear a woman's scream. Running to the windows, they saw a rather p***ed off female Super B****in' 3 kicking Turles' a** outside as he's thrown into the firey remains of the school bus. The kids cheer as the Mystic Pepsi flies out of Turles' hands and into CMG's. Reverting back to normal, CMG plops on the ground as she glares at all the kids that were happy to see a fight.

"What in the hell are you looking at?" said CMG in a cold dark voice as the kids leave the windows and return to their seats to eat some more while they were allowed to live. Taking a drink out of the bottle, CMG's wounds were healed as she stands up. "What doesn't kill a Super B****in' only makes her stronger."

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Elsewhere in space training to become a Super Saiya-jin, Vegeta sneezed.

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The next day (after a few hours of placing kids in cabins), CMG wakes up in a cave and rises as she groans from her misfortune. Since there were barely any cabins around, she had to sleep outside in a cave with some other girls just to keep them safe from any wild animals. During the night, CMG had to chase off wolves, bears, rabid squirrels, Garlic Jr., Freeza, Cell, and who knows what else as she looked around in the cave. All the girls were still alive, but CMG had her hands full from last night and didn't really know what she was going to do at the camp just yet. Stepping outside in the sunlight, she sighed.

'I need some ideas!' thought CMG. "Kami, give me a sign!" Out of the sky fell a pinecone as it falls on CMG's head. "Thank you, you old fart." Instantly, she goes Super B****in' 3 and gets angry. "GIVE ME A F***EN SIGN THAT MEANS SOMETHING, YOU OLD COOT! I SWEAR IF I HAD MY WAY, I WOULDN'T BE STUCK HERE!" A lightning bolt hits CMG. When she recovered, she saw some dyes in front of her as she smirked like Vegeta.

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"Welcome to Day 1 of Camp Piccolo!" said CMG. "Today, we are going to do something rather fun with Piccolo's clothes while he's still out from the 'sleeping medicine' I gave him."

'Knowing her,' thought Scrix as he stood outside the recreation center, 'she spiked Piccolo's water.'

"Now while he was unconscious, I 'borrowed' his clothes so he could have a makeover!" said CMG innocently. "What we're going to do is tie dye his clothing and then we'll put it on while he's still asleep."

Gohan, a bit curious, decided to help. About an hour after the dyes were done, CMG put the clothing back on Piccolo's body. Laughing all the way back to the S*** Hall for lunch, Piccolo finally wakes up and wakes up in shock.

"WHO IN THE F*** TIE-DYED MY CLOTHES?!" yelled Piccolo as the earth quaked.

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After Piccolo materialized his new clothes, he decided to punish the entire camp by making everyone, except CMG (he thought the campers did it) and Scrix (due to CMG glaring at him), by making the kids play British Bulldog. As Piccolo explained the lame rules, kids began running as those that were the 'bulldogs' tried catching and picking up the kids to cry, "1...2...3... British Bulldog!" Gohan easily managed to avoid being caught. However, the game ended when one of the girls tried to get Gohan, but he accidentally pushed against her too hard and broke her left leg.

(A/N: That did not happen at the bible camp I was at, but something happened to one of the girls there and she had to go home on crutches. That, and a boy got poison ivy while I was there. One night, the girls in the cabin I was in decided to have a fight with the boys and I was trying to get things under control by not fighting. In a nutshell, there was hairspray and towels getting snapped before one of the camp counselors came and told us to knock it off.)

"Wah!" cried the girl as CMG, no longer deciding to be mean decided to help the girl.

"Hey," said CMG in a soft kind voice as she kneels down and looks at the girl's leg. "Don't cry. I'll fix it right up. Then you'll be able to play again." Closing her eyes, CMG concentrated.

"CMG, it's no good," said Piccolo. "She's hurt. Huh?"

Holding her hands over the fractured leg, energy laced CMG's body as a soft golden glow surrounds both her and the little girl. The sky grew dark as night as wind brushed against the soft blades of the grass as sparkles of light began to fall upon the leg. When CMG opened her eyes, they were glowing a silvery light as Piccolo, wondering what kind of psychopath would also be so considerate when others were hurt watched on.

"Potere lei cammina ancora!" cried CMG in Italian as Scrix face vaults. (A/N: Since this had to get translated into a different language, I'll give you this one: May you walk again!)

"What in the hell happened to the Saiya-jin language?!" yelled Scrix as the light dimmed.

"Get up," said CMG as the girl stood up. Surprisingly, she was able to stand as CMG wiped her brow from the sweat. Second later, she passed out exhausted.

"CMG!" cried Gohan as he runs toward her, forgetting how crazy she normally is.

"She's fine," said Piccolo. "She's just tired."

"What kind of Saiya-jin is she?" said Scrix.

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CMG: Wouldn't you like to know? To clarify things from the first chapter, Chi-chi thought she was sending Gohan to band camp. Turns out that Piccolo named the camp after himself and caused all hell to break loose. However, this is only the tip of the iceberg.

Scrix: You must be joking. How much worse can this fic get?

CMG: You have no idea. Anyway, here's Goku to give us next episode's preview!

Goku: Hi! Goku here! CMG recovers inside the recreation center as the children decide to get away from the counselors for awhile and have fun. Piccolo, unable to find the kids, realizes that if he doesn't find them, he would get into more serious trouble when the law decides to make an unexpected visit to camp. Meanwhile, Gohan's dragged with the kids to an abandoned recreation center where more bad things happen. Will Piccolo find the kids? Will CMG ever recover from healing the young girl? And will Scrix be forced to eat all the food he accidentally cooked? Find out next time on Camp Piccolo!

Gohan: See you then!