Camp Piccolo
Chapter 3
CMG: Okay getting straight to the point, I don't own Dragon Ball Z or anything else added to this fic later on as a side joke. I only own some original characters and the idea of this fanfic. So whoever wanted to sue me, well too bad. Anyway, some interesting things happen, so here we go!
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Inside the recreation center, Piccolo makes a makeshift bed so that CMG would recover after passing out mysteriously after some strange ritual. Meanwhile, the kids learn each others names and Gohan learns the name of the girl who broke her leg was named Abby. As the campers were told to go back to their cabins, Gohan was worried about CMG. However, it wasn't that type of worry for a loved one. He was worried she would go completely insane after she wakes up.
"Hey Gohan!" said Nathan. "Let's get out of here!"
"What?" said Gohan.
"Great idea!" said Tina, who was a girl with dark skin and black hair. She looked a bit Mexican.
"We can't leave," said Gohan.
"You're right," said Abby. "Besides, I'm glad that woman hasn't gone psycho on us yet."
"Whatever Abby," said Chris, who was a boy with blonde hair in a braid down his back looking like someone off of Gundam, only smaller. (A/N: Does anyone miss watching the original episodes since they started showing that Super-Deformed Gundam show? I do!)
"But Mr. Piccolo's a nice guy!" said Gohan.
"Yeah right," said Jess, a girl with blonde hair that looked like a prep. "I swear he's a jerk."
"Let's leave this hellhole!" said Travis, a colored boy that seemed to look like a gangster.
"Yeah!" said the kids.
"Wait, if 'Piccolo' knows Gohan, we must take him with us," said Chris.
Tying Gohan up, he's unable to escape as he's dragged along in a wagon the kids found near the recreation hall in a shed and walk out of Camp Piccolo to have fun. Around the same time, two people from Piccolo's trial that took place a month ago decided to show up at a bad time. They arrived to see how he's handling the children since they told him that he would be evaluated during the three month period by only a few visits. Unfortunately, that was a bad time for them to show up since CMG was still unconscious, Piccolo was having a nervous breakdown, and Scrix was busy cooking; not knowing what was going on at the time.
"It seems there's no children here," said one of the agents in a black coat.
"Let's find Mr. Demon King to talk to him, Agent Q," said the other agent.
"Right Agent P," said Agent Q. (A/N: I've got an evil idea now...)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Ugh..." moaned CMG as Piccolo washes her face with a cold rag.
'Hm, I think I have company,' thought Piccolo as he senses two men coming that seemed darker than normal. As the door opens, Agents P and Q walk in.
"Mr. Demon King, I presume," said Agent Q.
"Who are you two?" said Piccolo.
"We are Agents P and Q," said Agent P.
"Hello Agents '[P***] me off' and 'You are both [queer] men'!" said an unconscious CMG.
"What is she talking about?" said Piccolo.
"She's right," said Agent P as he pats Agent Q on the a**. "We are both gay."
Scary music plays (A/N: Austin Power style.) as Piccolo gets p***ed. "What are you doing here anyway?!"
"We have come to evaluate your performance," said Agent Q as he removes Agent P's hand off his a**. "Please don't do that right now."
"However, the children are missing and you're tending to the bus driver who's wanted for alleged assult on police officers, endangering children's lives, speeding, going Super B****in' 3 too many times..." read Agent P off a list of things.
"What's wrong with her going Super B****in' 3?" said Piccolo.
"When she did it the first time, she ended up unbalancing the planet," said Agent P. "She has managed to shake the planet to its core, causing the planet to tilt about 5 degrees, destroyed the ecosystem, burned the rainforests to ashes, pets to go wild, a lot of mirrors and glass broke as people ran into the streets, caused Godzilla to somehow appear out of thin air to destroy Japan, and caused mass flooding to cities all over the world."
"D***," said Piccolo. "All that from a Super B****in' 3's power none the less."
"Do you realize how serious this offense is?" said Agent Q. "If she's not stopped, she could literally drive anyone who's reading this fanfic on Fanfiction.net to go completely insane!" (A/N: Like that would ever happen. *looks at reviews* Alrighty then!)
"You won't touch her or else I'll make sure that everyone knows your plans to steal the secrets of creating a nuclear bomb to make love to it is told," said Piccolo.
"D***, he's on to us," said Agent Q. "Alright, on one condition: You must find those kids and bring them back here within 48 hours. If not, then this psychopath will be taken into custody."
"When hell freezes over you will," said CMG as she seemed rather p***ed off with blood red eyes and her hands on a weird sword's shaft that appeared out of nowhere. (A/N: Not that type of sword, perverts.) "If you value your lives, I will not used this reverse blade on you two."
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"Oro?" said Kenshin as he notices his reverse blade sword is gone before having to confront Shishio at his hideout in the ghetto or something like that. "Who took my sword?"
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'How in the world did she get that sword when she was clearly unconscious?' thought Piccolo as green leaves began to dance in the air and fly around CMG as she screams in anger. 'What now?'
"Oh no! It's her fighting spirit!" said Agent Q. "We must have angered her!"
"The hell you did," said CMG angry. "No one has the right to accuse me of those things you said, that you did not."
"Stop stealing what I do," said Kenshin. "And give me back my reverse blade. I need to defeat Shishio, that I must."
"He can wait," said CMG. "Now to borrow one of your moves with this thing without getting blood on this cool sword. Hiten Mitsurugi Style Ultimate Attack!" Missing the first blow because the guys were fast enough to avoid the blade, CMG swings around as the two men were sucked into the void of air in front of them.(A.K.A. The Ama-kakeru-ryu(no)-hirameki that Kenshin used during the Legends of Kyoto saga against Shishio. That attack rocks! ^_^x)
"I thought we were getting away from her attack!" said Agent Q.
"We're being sucked in somehow by some unknown force!" said Agent P.
"The Ama-kakeru-ryu(no)-hirameki is an attack that has two steps," said Kenshin, remembering Hito's words to him as Hito's voice took over for the next rift. "Even if you weren't caught in the jaws of the dragon, the air prevents movement and the claws will rip you apart."
Sure enough, the next blow was true and Agents P and Q were hit by the attack, but not killed as they went flying far away. After the second move, CMG falls to one knee as the sword digs into the ground point down as she pants heavily and lets go of the sword. Seeing that his sword was free, Kenshin took the sword and left to defeat Shishio. CMG passed out again. Piccolo, not over the fact that CMG borrowed the Ama-kakeru-ryu(no)-hirameki and Kenshin's sword, almost forgot about the kids.
"Oh yeah. I need to find the brats," said Piccolo as he flies off.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Elsewhere in the S*** Hall, Scrix grew worried when the kids didn't show up to eat. However, he couldn't throw the food away since they were almost completely out in the middle of nowhere and wild animals were running rampant. So for the first time since he ever became immortal, Scrix was forced to eat as much food as possible even though he no longer needed food. No sooner did he finish the meal did he regret it though. His body went through began to change as he began to grow fatter than he would normally be. Soon, he was a big Saiya-jin beach ball as he went rolling all over the S*** Hall and out the door into the woods.
"Can someone... oof!... help... gah!... me?!... Ieee!!!" cried Scrix running into object before his body went rolling off a cliff.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Elsewhere in the woods, Kenshin's master, Hito was sitting there drinking sake as Scrix falls on his pottery house and makes a hole in the ceiling.
"Idiot apprentice," muttered Hito. "He must have used the Hiten Mitsurgi Style Ultimate Attack (AKA: Ama-kakeru-ryu(no)-hirameki again.) against this guy while I wasn't looking."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Piccolo runs through the woods trying to find the children as he finds some weird things in the woods that were preventing him from reaching the kids. Once or twice, he fell into some booby traps. When he fell into some mud, some hands came out as Piccolo was pulled under. Unable to escape, he passes out from the struggle.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Hey! We found somewhere to stay for the night!" said Chris.
"Good, now that we found our crib, let's find some food," said Travis.
"Who died and made you king?" said Tina.
"I am da bomb, so don't diss me!" said Travis.
"Look, we managed to get away from Piccolo, so let's celebrate," said Abby.
"Yeah!" said Nathan.
"Mr. Piccolo will find us eventually!" said Gohan.
"How?" said Jess. "It's not like he's got a tracking device on you or something."
"No, but he can find us since we did manage to leave a good trail," said Gohan.
"Oh, that?" said Travis. "I bet those crumbs are still in the woods right now..."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Little did Travis know that there was still crumbs in the woods, but instead of Piccolo following it, a pair of kids were following it.
"Hansel, are you sure these are our crumbs?" said the girl.
"Gretel, no one else is stupid enough to leave crumbs in the woods like we are," said Hansel.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Hey Gohan!" said Travis. "Where did you get the furry belt from?"
"Furry belt?" said Gohan as he looked around his waist as Jess pulls on it.
"I want it if you don't want it," said Jess as Gohan freezes and the belt turns out to be...
"A tail?!" cried the kids.
"Oh no," said Gohan quietly. 'This is not good...'
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CMG: Will Piccolo ever find the kids? Will Hansel and Gretel find their way home and not to Camp Piccolo? Will I ever regain consciousness ever again? Will Scrix survive being at Hito's house? Will Kenshin own Shishio's a**? Will the kids ever find a way home? Will Gohan's tail become Jess' new belt? Find out next time!
Chapter 3
CMG: Okay getting straight to the point, I don't own Dragon Ball Z or anything else added to this fic later on as a side joke. I only own some original characters and the idea of this fanfic. So whoever wanted to sue me, well too bad. Anyway, some interesting things happen, so here we go!
_____________________________________________________________________________
Inside the recreation center, Piccolo makes a makeshift bed so that CMG would recover after passing out mysteriously after some strange ritual. Meanwhile, the kids learn each others names and Gohan learns the name of the girl who broke her leg was named Abby. As the campers were told to go back to their cabins, Gohan was worried about CMG. However, it wasn't that type of worry for a loved one. He was worried she would go completely insane after she wakes up.
"Hey Gohan!" said Nathan. "Let's get out of here!"
"What?" said Gohan.
"Great idea!" said Tina, who was a girl with dark skin and black hair. She looked a bit Mexican.
"We can't leave," said Gohan.
"You're right," said Abby. "Besides, I'm glad that woman hasn't gone psycho on us yet."
"Whatever Abby," said Chris, who was a boy with blonde hair in a braid down his back looking like someone off of Gundam, only smaller. (A/N: Does anyone miss watching the original episodes since they started showing that Super-Deformed Gundam show? I do!)
"But Mr. Piccolo's a nice guy!" said Gohan.
"Yeah right," said Jess, a girl with blonde hair that looked like a prep. "I swear he's a jerk."
"Let's leave this hellhole!" said Travis, a colored boy that seemed to look like a gangster.
"Yeah!" said the kids.
"Wait, if 'Piccolo' knows Gohan, we must take him with us," said Chris.
Tying Gohan up, he's unable to escape as he's dragged along in a wagon the kids found near the recreation hall in a shed and walk out of Camp Piccolo to have fun. Around the same time, two people from Piccolo's trial that took place a month ago decided to show up at a bad time. They arrived to see how he's handling the children since they told him that he would be evaluated during the three month period by only a few visits. Unfortunately, that was a bad time for them to show up since CMG was still unconscious, Piccolo was having a nervous breakdown, and Scrix was busy cooking; not knowing what was going on at the time.
"It seems there's no children here," said one of the agents in a black coat.
"Let's find Mr. Demon King to talk to him, Agent Q," said the other agent.
"Right Agent P," said Agent Q. (A/N: I've got an evil idea now...)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Ugh..." moaned CMG as Piccolo washes her face with a cold rag.
'Hm, I think I have company,' thought Piccolo as he senses two men coming that seemed darker than normal. As the door opens, Agents P and Q walk in.
"Mr. Demon King, I presume," said Agent Q.
"Who are you two?" said Piccolo.
"We are Agents P and Q," said Agent P.
"Hello Agents '[P***] me off' and 'You are both [queer] men'!" said an unconscious CMG.
"What is she talking about?" said Piccolo.
"She's right," said Agent P as he pats Agent Q on the a**. "We are both gay."
Scary music plays (A/N: Austin Power style.) as Piccolo gets p***ed. "What are you doing here anyway?!"
"We have come to evaluate your performance," said Agent Q as he removes Agent P's hand off his a**. "Please don't do that right now."
"However, the children are missing and you're tending to the bus driver who's wanted for alleged assult on police officers, endangering children's lives, speeding, going Super B****in' 3 too many times..." read Agent P off a list of things.
"What's wrong with her going Super B****in' 3?" said Piccolo.
"When she did it the first time, she ended up unbalancing the planet," said Agent P. "She has managed to shake the planet to its core, causing the planet to tilt about 5 degrees, destroyed the ecosystem, burned the rainforests to ashes, pets to go wild, a lot of mirrors and glass broke as people ran into the streets, caused Godzilla to somehow appear out of thin air to destroy Japan, and caused mass flooding to cities all over the world."
"D***," said Piccolo. "All that from a Super B****in' 3's power none the less."
"Do you realize how serious this offense is?" said Agent Q. "If she's not stopped, she could literally drive anyone who's reading this fanfic on Fanfiction.net to go completely insane!" (A/N: Like that would ever happen. *looks at reviews* Alrighty then!)
"You won't touch her or else I'll make sure that everyone knows your plans to steal the secrets of creating a nuclear bomb to make love to it is told," said Piccolo.
"D***, he's on to us," said Agent Q. "Alright, on one condition: You must find those kids and bring them back here within 48 hours. If not, then this psychopath will be taken into custody."
"When hell freezes over you will," said CMG as she seemed rather p***ed off with blood red eyes and her hands on a weird sword's shaft that appeared out of nowhere. (A/N: Not that type of sword, perverts.) "If you value your lives, I will not used this reverse blade on you two."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Oro?" said Kenshin as he notices his reverse blade sword is gone before having to confront Shishio at his hideout in the ghetto or something like that. "Who took my sword?"
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
'How in the world did she get that sword when she was clearly unconscious?' thought Piccolo as green leaves began to dance in the air and fly around CMG as she screams in anger. 'What now?'
"Oh no! It's her fighting spirit!" said Agent Q. "We must have angered her!"
"The hell you did," said CMG angry. "No one has the right to accuse me of those things you said, that you did not."
"Stop stealing what I do," said Kenshin. "And give me back my reverse blade. I need to defeat Shishio, that I must."
"He can wait," said CMG. "Now to borrow one of your moves with this thing without getting blood on this cool sword. Hiten Mitsurugi Style Ultimate Attack!" Missing the first blow because the guys were fast enough to avoid the blade, CMG swings around as the two men were sucked into the void of air in front of them.(A.K.A. The Ama-kakeru-ryu(no)-hirameki that Kenshin used during the Legends of Kyoto saga against Shishio. That attack rocks! ^_^x)
"I thought we were getting away from her attack!" said Agent Q.
"We're being sucked in somehow by some unknown force!" said Agent P.
"The Ama-kakeru-ryu(no)-hirameki is an attack that has two steps," said Kenshin, remembering Hito's words to him as Hito's voice took over for the next rift. "Even if you weren't caught in the jaws of the dragon, the air prevents movement and the claws will rip you apart."
Sure enough, the next blow was true and Agents P and Q were hit by the attack, but not killed as they went flying far away. After the second move, CMG falls to one knee as the sword digs into the ground point down as she pants heavily and lets go of the sword. Seeing that his sword was free, Kenshin took the sword and left to defeat Shishio. CMG passed out again. Piccolo, not over the fact that CMG borrowed the Ama-kakeru-ryu(no)-hirameki and Kenshin's sword, almost forgot about the kids.
"Oh yeah. I need to find the brats," said Piccolo as he flies off.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Elsewhere in the S*** Hall, Scrix grew worried when the kids didn't show up to eat. However, he couldn't throw the food away since they were almost completely out in the middle of nowhere and wild animals were running rampant. So for the first time since he ever became immortal, Scrix was forced to eat as much food as possible even though he no longer needed food. No sooner did he finish the meal did he regret it though. His body went through began to change as he began to grow fatter than he would normally be. Soon, he was a big Saiya-jin beach ball as he went rolling all over the S*** Hall and out the door into the woods.
"Can someone... oof!... help... gah!... me?!... Ieee!!!" cried Scrix running into object before his body went rolling off a cliff.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Elsewhere in the woods, Kenshin's master, Hito was sitting there drinking sake as Scrix falls on his pottery house and makes a hole in the ceiling.
"Idiot apprentice," muttered Hito. "He must have used the Hiten Mitsurgi Style Ultimate Attack (AKA: Ama-kakeru-ryu(no)-hirameki again.) against this guy while I wasn't looking."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Piccolo runs through the woods trying to find the children as he finds some weird things in the woods that were preventing him from reaching the kids. Once or twice, he fell into some booby traps. When he fell into some mud, some hands came out as Piccolo was pulled under. Unable to escape, he passes out from the struggle.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Hey! We found somewhere to stay for the night!" said Chris.
"Good, now that we found our crib, let's find some food," said Travis.
"Who died and made you king?" said Tina.
"I am da bomb, so don't diss me!" said Travis.
"Look, we managed to get away from Piccolo, so let's celebrate," said Abby.
"Yeah!" said Nathan.
"Mr. Piccolo will find us eventually!" said Gohan.
"How?" said Jess. "It's not like he's got a tracking device on you or something."
"No, but he can find us since we did manage to leave a good trail," said Gohan.
"Oh, that?" said Travis. "I bet those crumbs are still in the woods right now..."
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Little did Travis know that there was still crumbs in the woods, but instead of Piccolo following it, a pair of kids were following it.
"Hansel, are you sure these are our crumbs?" said the girl.
"Gretel, no one else is stupid enough to leave crumbs in the woods like we are," said Hansel.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Hey Gohan!" said Travis. "Where did you get the furry belt from?"
"Furry belt?" said Gohan as he looked around his waist as Jess pulls on it.
"I want it if you don't want it," said Jess as Gohan freezes and the belt turns out to be...
"A tail?!" cried the kids.
"Oh no," said Gohan quietly. 'This is not good...'
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CMG: Will Piccolo ever find the kids? Will Hansel and Gretel find their way home and not to Camp Piccolo? Will I ever regain consciousness ever again? Will Scrix survive being at Hito's house? Will Kenshin own Shishio's a**? Will the kids ever find a way home? Will Gohan's tail become Jess' new belt? Find out next time!