Title: Drive Me Insane
Author: NT aka Aku-chan
Aku: Chappie one now! Yay!! - Thanks for all the reviews!! pocky for all!!
Chapter One: Just Got Laid Look
"Tala?" The silver eyes slowly opened, blinking a few times, as he tried to focus on the blurry image before him."God?"
"No, baka." The crimson-eyed boy sighed. "I must have hit your head harder than I thought. My bad. I only meant to knock you unconscious. After all, you were so afraid of the doctors, it was the only way."
"Aphrodite?"
"NO!"
"You look kind of girly."
"What?!"
"Are you my ho bag?"
"What the-?!"
"Whoever you are, you're pretty damn hot."
A sigh. "I would kill you if I didn't already hit you in the head." The crimson eyes glazed with concern as they scanned over the other's forehead, a bruise forming where the bat had hit. "Maybe I shouldn't have used a bat. Sorry about that, Tala. Do you need anything? I can get you some aspirin if you need any."
"That's sweet, sexy." The wolf's arms snaked around the other's waist, pulling the boy into his lap. "And you smell just as sweet."
Stiffening – not down there! – Kai tried to pry the arms off him, wondering why he never knows his own strength. He either underestimates himself or overestimates himself (more underestimation mind you. The only time he overestimated himself was when he tried to pry Takao away from the fridge.). He'll get it right one of these days!
"Where you going, hot stuff?" The wolf whined, tightening his hold, while licking gently against Kai's neck.
"The hell away from you! Stop licking me!!!!!"
From outside, Max and Takao sweat dropped listening on the last thing said. "Maybe we shouldn't go in..." The blonde said, while him and the dragon slowly moved away from the door to Kai's bedroom.
"Good plan... Let's... get something to eat." Takao and Max ran off, not daring to go near the door again.
"But you taste so yummy!" Tala said excitedly, as he continued his little play with his tongue, not being the only thing roaming, as his hands took a little trip of their own.
"ACK! What are you doing?!!? Get your hands out of my pants!!!!! THOSE DON'T BELONG THERE!!!!" Kai yelled, now completely freaked out, and attempting again to pry out of the wolf's arms. One thing he forgot though... Tala was stronger than him.
"Errr... Is everything okay in there?" Rei asked, wondering if he should have asked in the first place, as he stood outside of the door.
"Ever...Everything's... ju-just... pea..chy..." Kai managed to say out, as it was becoming harder to breathe, of course, one can't blame him having a tongue roam around his neck and two hands slipping all over his body – particularly one going down his pants.
"You're so cute all flushed like that..." Tala whispered seductively into the phoenix's ear, as he bit softly on the pale skin of Kai's neck, marking his claim. "And all mine..."
Kai moaned out, cursing himself from becoming extremely turned on from it all, but he couldn't help it. He always thought this childhood friend was attractive. "T-Tala, maybe we should... get a doctor over... to check on you. You aren't... acting... the same..."
"Uhhh..." Then Tala got a blank look on his face, as if trying to find his way in a pitch-black room with a candle, but no match or a flashlight that ran out of batteries. Think Takao trying to think of anything other than food, extremely tough. "What's your name, koibito?"
Kai would have fallen off the bed, if Tala hadn't had a strong hold around his waist, as he looked incredulous at the wolf. "You-You don't know?!?!"
"Uhhh..." Tala scrunched his face up in thought, and then smiled. "Nope."
Kai face faulted, as he sighed. "No wonder you're so... touchy."
"That's because you're so pretty." Tala said, a smile still on his face. It made Kai nervous, as one: he was never complimented like that before, and two: Tala rarely smiled and right now it was a bit freaky, though he had to admit, it was rather cute.
'Gah, stop thinking like that!' The phoenix mentally slapped himself then thought back on the current problem. "So... you don't remember me?"
"I hate to say it, but no." Tala brought his face closer to Kai's. "And I wonder how I could forget such a beautiful angel." The wolf's hand gently caressed against the blue triangles, his tongue darting out of his mouth to trace the lines, and slowly cross over to the lips.
"So, your name, koibito?" The wolf asked seductively, playing with the white scarf around Kai's neck as he slowly unraveled it.
"It's Kai, and I'm not your koibito." Kai said deeply, as he felt the cold air nip at his bare pale neck.
"Oh? So we haven't gone that far? I'll have to change that." Tala grinned, which was Kai's only warning as the wolf somehow maneuvered himself and Kai, so he was straddling the phoenix's hips. "I like this view."
"Well, I don't!" Kai growled out, not only because he felt uncomfortable – with the bulge forming in his pants – but because he did not like being uke.
"Awwww, oh well, you'll enjoy the rest. I promise." Tala smirked, as he started working Kai's shirt off, his lips roaming over the phoenix's face and chest.
"Uhh... hate to bother your... uhh... little... yeah, that, but dinner is ready," a blushing Kenny said, as he noted to himself to knock next time, always knock.
Kai turned a brilliant shade of red, as Tala merely grinned. "I guess we will have to put our little 'activity' on hold." The wolf stood, extending his hand out to the other.
"What?" Kai shot at him, harshly.
"You don't want to hold hands?" Tala's eyes began to water, shocking Kai beyond belief, as he was soon struck with guilt.
"Alright, alright. Stop the crying." The phoenix let his hand out freely, as the wolf took it happily, dragging Kai downstairs to the kitchen.
In the kitchen, the table was already set, as the Bladebreakers were seated, waiting for the other two. As Kai and Tala entered, Takao suddenly brightened to an unnatural state.
"YAY! WE CAN EAT NOW!!!!!" Takao soon leapt at the food, practically sprawled over the table.
"I just lost my appetite." Rei held his stomach, as he watched the dragon eat – or inhale at a speed that was inhuman – the food.
"I'm hungry." The wolf smiled, getting strange looks from everyone, save for Takao who was... inhaling and Kenny who... well, you just can't see the kid's eyes!!
"How can you be hungry?" Kai asked, sweat dropping as Takao started choking on a whole sandwich.
"Swallow, Takao, swallow!!" Max yelled, as he started to do the Heimlich maneuver on the choking dragon.
The sandwich eventually popped out of his mouth – somehow, not even gonna question how he choked on a whole sandwich in the first place – as it flew out, knocking the chief unconscious.
"Oh my Ra, you killed Kenny!" Rei exclaimed, getting sweat drops from everyone. "Always wanted to say that." He smiled sheepishly, and walked away into the living room to watch South Park to ruin his already strange mind.
"Errr... once again, my question. How can you be hungry?" Kai asked, watching Takao go back to... inhaling. Nice word, I like it.
"I'm not hungry for any food." Tala grinned mischievously as he slowly backed the phoenix into a wall.
"So... w-what are you hungry... for?" Kai stuttered, as he tried to breathe with the wolf only three inches away, and it's REALLY hard. Not that kind of hard, but... oh, never mind. Just have your perverted thoughts! Ra knows I am...
"I'm hungry for some chocolate covered you, topped with some whipped cream, tied up into a very pleasing dessert..." Tala whispered, his hot breath brushing against Kai's ear.
Max and Takao giggled at the now tomato Kai, who quickly snapped out of his trance and pushed past Tala. "Time for you guys to head to bed." Kai commanded, trying not to become distracted by Tala suddenly groping him.
"Heh, does that mean you two are heading to bed now? To sleep right?" Takao winked, though it was more like a really strange twitch that didn't look pretty at all.
The blonde sighed, and grabbed Takao by the collar, pulling him away before he embarrassed himself further (Okay, he was really saving himself... it was embarrassing for him too!)
"T-Tala... can you-?"
"Can I what? Take you? With pleasure..." Tala slipped one hand down Kai's pants, slowly moving it further down as he teased the sensitive area. "And I plan to give you lots."
"No... I... God!"
"I guess you can call me a sex god." Tala winked, as he started pulling Kai's pants completely off, while his other hand worked on getting his shirt off.
Kenny was coming back, but when he opened his eyes (not like you could tell), he passed out again... or he was watching it all, though no one would ever notice. (Kenny could be a closet hentai. Why do you think he always has his laptop? Websites anyone?)
Kai moaned into the caresses, letting out purrs every once in a while. Tala smirked with satisfaction at the reactions he was getting from the phoenix, nipping at his ear lobe, and teasing Kai's lovely little cock (OH NO! BAD WORD!) with his hands.
After half an hour, Rei walked in and regretting ever leaving his safe haven by the television, as Tala was currently pounding into Kai. He immediately blushed and walked out with an image that would be scarred into his mind (Not in a bad way, though) to go question his sexual preferences and maybe take a cold shower. A VERY cold shower.
After an hour, Takao walked downstairs to the kitchen for a snack, but turned back, losing his appetite for food, but now completely aroused.
Another hour passed, as a blushing Max with sheets in his arms to put in the wash, as he looked down at the two entangled naked bodies fucking each other senselessly. He stared for a second and then rushed back upstairs with a bulge in his pants.
After half an hour, Kenny woke again with a lovely view of Kai and Tala's naked bodies still going at it, as he rushed out of the room and headed to the bathroom for a cold shower.
Finally, after two hours, a naked Tala grinned sleepily, as he walked upstairs with a sleeping phoenix in his arms and headed to the bedroom to actually sleep.
Needless to say, some got laid, some didn't. All got hard. And all apparently are either bisexual or plain homosexual. And somewhere along those lines, they all figured out Tala had amnesia, yet no one really thought about it, 'specially Kai who had no time to think at all. To Be Continued... Aku: ;;; Yeah...
Kai: Review or die.
Aku: o.o
Kai: I mean, Review... please.
Aku: That's better.
Kai: Or die.
Aku: -.-;;; I give up...