Camp Piccolo
Chapter 4
CMG: As usual, don't own Dragon Ball, Rurouni Kenshin, or anything else added into the story that belongs to their rightful owners. Now let the madness continue!
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Piccolo regains consciousness as he finds himself in some underground cavern. It looked rather weird as he looked around. Suddenly, a shuffle was heard behind him as he turned around and came face-to-face with...
"Goku?" said Piccolo as he looked at the child-like sized hero.
"Hi Piccolo," said Goku. "Want to see something cool?"
"Not now," said Piccolo as he was about to leave when Goku got in his way.
"I wasn't going to let you go that easily," said Goku as his voice suddenly became unnormal. Suddenly, Goku goes Super Saiya-jin 4 as Piccolo flips.
"No!" yelled Piccolo. "This must be a nightmare."
"Or so you think," said Goku as he sounded rather cross all of the sudden and seemed like he reverted back to his evil Saiya-jin side. "Prepare yourself for your demise. Ka... me... ha... me..."
"Goku! If I die, then you are truly an idiot!" yelled Piccolo as Goku looked like he was enjoying this.
"HAAAA!!!" yelled Goku as the blast came closer to Piccolo as he looked like a deer caught in the headlights. (A/N: SSJ4 Goku: Muhahaha! Die Piccolo! Just die so that we won't have you during the Android Saga (and stuff)!)
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Elsewhere at Hito's house, Scrix regains consciousness as Hito looks at him.
"Are you alright?" said Hito.
"Does it look like I am?" said Scrix, still bloated like a balloon.
"You seemed to eat something that didn't agree with you," said Hito. "Perhaps if you were to run around the mountains, you might revert to your normal shape. And maybe I can teach you the Hiten Mutsurugi Style."
"I doubt it," said Scrix as he burps. "But I'll give it a shot."
For the next few hours, Scrix was forced to run around the mountains fleeing from any various animals and Hito as he swung his sword around laughing like a psychopath. Sure enough, he lost all of the weight he put on and returned to his normal immortal form with a small gut. The only problem was that he had to use the outhouse for about five hours after his exercise before Hito could start teach him the Hiten Mitsurugi Style.
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Piccolo was screaming lashing on the ground in the woods in the mud before he wakes up. Cursing at Kami, he continues along his way. (A/N: Muhahaha! *Scrix knocks CMG out for being insane* Scrix: Sorry about that folks.)
'Son, I swear I'm going to kill you after we fight the Androids and after I get out of this d*** camp,' thought Piccolo as he stomped off into the woods.
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Back at the Son residence, Goku had a strange burning in his heart.
'Hm... someone's thinking about killing me again,' thought Goku before he smiles. 'Must be my overactive imagination. Besides, I think Trunks' warning is enough to prepare for the androids. Well, better get back to work!' Goku resumes patching up the roof like he was supposed to while getting whipped by an angry and deranged Chi-chi.
"You better keep working or you'll get no dinner!" yelled Chi-chi as the whip smacks him square in the head and knocks him out. No sooner did that happen did Goku wake up suddenly and looked evil as Chi-chi backed off. "Um... Goku?"
"You are mine, b****," said 'Goku' as Chi-chi ran away from her now deemed insane husband who could have been Kakarot. Of course, it turned out that hours later, Chi-chi learned that Goku was pulling a prank and she made him sleep outside hanging from a tree by his underwear.
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Back inside the recreation hall, CMG stirs as she stretches. Getting up, she noticed that while she was out of it, a full moon appeared in the sky and was staring straight at her. Knowing normally that when Saiya-jin stare at the full moon, they transform into Oozaru. Yet, CMG seemed to be fighting that transformation.
"D*** moon," cursed CMG in a deeper voice as her eyes turned red. "Kami must have regenerated the full moon. I should be able to control these urges, but..."
The sentence hung as the recreation hall was destroyed a few minutes later by an Oozaru. Most of the camp laid in ruins after the transformation CMG went through, but somehow, Kenshin reappears with amber eyes.
(A/N: If anyone ever watches Rurouni Kenshin, that's not a good sign because that means he's reverted to his manslayer side. I don't see why people find him sexy like that, but I saw a pic once that did make him look like a god. *drools as she notices the readers watching and wipes it off* Ahem. Sorry.)
Cutting off the Oozaru's tail, Kenshin saw the giant ape revert back into the nude CMG as clothing suddenly appears out of nowhere and clothes her.
"Oro?!" said Kenshin as he snaps out of his daze and he regains his violet eyes. "What in the f*** am I doing out here? And wasn't she naked?"
*** End (Weird) Dream Sequence... ***
"Instant Clothes Transmission..." muttered CMG as the whole thing ended up being some whacked out dream that was within the deranged authoress' mind, except the fact that the camp was destroyed due to her unhindered godly rage while she was still unconscious. (A/N: Or should I say 'goddessly'? I would say that, but it sounds lame and weird sounding.) Her tail snapped at the sky as the moon hung there as she opened her eyes. The last thoughts that crossed mind before all control slipped was, 'Why did I just open my d*** eyes and got a full f***ing view of the moon?'
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Piccolo finally senses Gohan as he walks through the woods and finds the place. Opening the door, he sees all of the kids as they moan and Gohan cheers.
"Mr. Piccolo!" chirped Gohan.
"All of you kids march back to camp right now or I'll make you do it with real bull dogs chasing you through these woods," said Piccolo. "As for Gohan, you shouldn't look up in the sky."
"How come? Oh yeah," said Gohan as he remembered his tail as it wiggled a bit.
"Why can't Gohan look at the sky?" said Abby. "The moon is pretty tonight."
(A/N: WARNING: OOC PICCOLO. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED ABOUT THE STUFF I WRITTEN BEFORE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO LEAVE NOW. IF YOU WISH TO STAY, BE WARNED THAT FROM HERE ON END, IT WILL LEAVE YOU COMPLETELY INSANE. THANK YOU. DRIVE THRU.)
"Do you want me to tell them?" said Piccolo as Gohan remained quiet. "Okay. Gather around while I tell you brats a story."
"Is it a ghost story?" said Travis. "Because those are so d*** lame!"
"No and if you curse in my presence again, I will make you sleep on some hedgehogs," said Piccolo.
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Elsewhere, a familiar blue hedgehog sneezed.
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Piccolo pulled out a flashlight as the lights in the room went out suddenly. As the flashlight flickered on, every camper was in suspense waiting for him to start the story.
"About five years ago on a night like this one, there was a young man walking through the woods," said Piccolo in a spooky voice as some of the campers remained uninterested. "As this young man walked through the woods, he saw a young boy with a tail similar to Gohan's as the man noticed this boy was hungry and dropped two apples from above him."
Gohan remembered that, but he was on a cliff. Also, he remembered those apples were not fresh, but said nothing.
"Once the boy ate the apples, he saw the full moon as the young man remained hidden," continued Piccolo. "Then all of a sudden, his breath was caught in his throat as he transformed into a giant monkey known as the Oozaru. Smashing the trees and ground, the Oozaru blasted and lifted heavy boulders as the young man was horrified. However, he realized the only way he could make the boy turn back to normal was to destroy the moon. Once doing so, the boy reverted back to normal."
"So that's why I wasn't able to transform!" said a familar girl as she walked in with a scepter that looked like the crescent moon. She was wearing a rather tight sailor suit with a short mini skirt, red knee high boots as well as a red bow on her back, and a tiara on her forehead. "I will make you pay on behalf of the Moon!"
'Things have gone from bad to worse,' thought Piccolo.
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CMG: They sure have! Now for Kenshin to read the preview for the next episode.
Kenshin: Next time, my master Hito will plan to teach Mr. Scrix how to do some of the Hiten Mitsurugi Style moves while Piccolo fights against the attactive girl from the Moon Kingdom. *thinking* Must stay loyal to Miss Karou, that I must.
Karou: *yelling* YOU CALLED THAT BLOND HAIR HARIM ATTRACTIVE KENSHIN?!
Kenshin: *nervous* What I meant to say was she was very pretty! *Karou hits him with her bokken (wooden sword) and drags Kenshin off as he mutters* Oro!!! @o@x;
CMG: Oy! Who's going to finish the previews? *Karou reappears*
Karou: You will, you hussy!
CMG: That's it, b****! Bring it on! Hiten Mitsurugi Style! *goes Super B****in' 3 and starts a catfight with Karou*
Scrix: *appears in his normal state without being bloated as he decides to finish the previews* Since those two are fighting, I'll finish this off. Anyway will CMG ever stop passing out every five minutes from something stupid?
CMG: *breaks the barrier and goes Super B****in' 4 for the first time ever (her body is shadowed, so no special features yet folks)* WILL YOU EVER STOP ANGERING ME EVER TIME YOU ARE IN MY PRESENCE?!
Scrix: How in the hell did you get into the forbidden level? *CMG knocks him out*
CMG: *still in shadows (for now since I'll give a description later)* Just come back next time. *looks at Karou* Now as for you... *camera breaks as the scene ends there*
Chapter 4
CMG: As usual, don't own Dragon Ball, Rurouni Kenshin, or anything else added into the story that belongs to their rightful owners. Now let the madness continue!
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Piccolo regains consciousness as he finds himself in some underground cavern. It looked rather weird as he looked around. Suddenly, a shuffle was heard behind him as he turned around and came face-to-face with...
"Goku?" said Piccolo as he looked at the child-like sized hero.
"Hi Piccolo," said Goku. "Want to see something cool?"
"Not now," said Piccolo as he was about to leave when Goku got in his way.
"I wasn't going to let you go that easily," said Goku as his voice suddenly became unnormal. Suddenly, Goku goes Super Saiya-jin 4 as Piccolo flips.
"No!" yelled Piccolo. "This must be a nightmare."
"Or so you think," said Goku as he sounded rather cross all of the sudden and seemed like he reverted back to his evil Saiya-jin side. "Prepare yourself for your demise. Ka... me... ha... me..."
"Goku! If I die, then you are truly an idiot!" yelled Piccolo as Goku looked like he was enjoying this.
"HAAAA!!!" yelled Goku as the blast came closer to Piccolo as he looked like a deer caught in the headlights. (A/N: SSJ4 Goku: Muhahaha! Die Piccolo! Just die so that we won't have you during the Android Saga (and stuff)!)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Elsewhere at Hito's house, Scrix regains consciousness as Hito looks at him.
"Are you alright?" said Hito.
"Does it look like I am?" said Scrix, still bloated like a balloon.
"You seemed to eat something that didn't agree with you," said Hito. "Perhaps if you were to run around the mountains, you might revert to your normal shape. And maybe I can teach you the Hiten Mutsurugi Style."
"I doubt it," said Scrix as he burps. "But I'll give it a shot."
For the next few hours, Scrix was forced to run around the mountains fleeing from any various animals and Hito as he swung his sword around laughing like a psychopath. Sure enough, he lost all of the weight he put on and returned to his normal immortal form with a small gut. The only problem was that he had to use the outhouse for about five hours after his exercise before Hito could start teach him the Hiten Mitsurugi Style.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Piccolo was screaming lashing on the ground in the woods in the mud before he wakes up. Cursing at Kami, he continues along his way. (A/N: Muhahaha! *Scrix knocks CMG out for being insane* Scrix: Sorry about that folks.)
'Son, I swear I'm going to kill you after we fight the Androids and after I get out of this d*** camp,' thought Piccolo as he stomped off into the woods.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Back at the Son residence, Goku had a strange burning in his heart.
'Hm... someone's thinking about killing me again,' thought Goku before he smiles. 'Must be my overactive imagination. Besides, I think Trunks' warning is enough to prepare for the androids. Well, better get back to work!' Goku resumes patching up the roof like he was supposed to while getting whipped by an angry and deranged Chi-chi.
"You better keep working or you'll get no dinner!" yelled Chi-chi as the whip smacks him square in the head and knocks him out. No sooner did that happen did Goku wake up suddenly and looked evil as Chi-chi backed off. "Um... Goku?"
"You are mine, b****," said 'Goku' as Chi-chi ran away from her now deemed insane husband who could have been Kakarot. Of course, it turned out that hours later, Chi-chi learned that Goku was pulling a prank and she made him sleep outside hanging from a tree by his underwear.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Back inside the recreation hall, CMG stirs as she stretches. Getting up, she noticed that while she was out of it, a full moon appeared in the sky and was staring straight at her. Knowing normally that when Saiya-jin stare at the full moon, they transform into Oozaru. Yet, CMG seemed to be fighting that transformation.
"D*** moon," cursed CMG in a deeper voice as her eyes turned red. "Kami must have regenerated the full moon. I should be able to control these urges, but..."
The sentence hung as the recreation hall was destroyed a few minutes later by an Oozaru. Most of the camp laid in ruins after the transformation CMG went through, but somehow, Kenshin reappears with amber eyes.
(A/N: If anyone ever watches Rurouni Kenshin, that's not a good sign because that means he's reverted to his manslayer side. I don't see why people find him sexy like that, but I saw a pic once that did make him look like a god. *drools as she notices the readers watching and wipes it off* Ahem. Sorry.)
Cutting off the Oozaru's tail, Kenshin saw the giant ape revert back into the nude CMG as clothing suddenly appears out of nowhere and clothes her.
"Oro?!" said Kenshin as he snaps out of his daze and he regains his violet eyes. "What in the f*** am I doing out here? And wasn't she naked?"
*** End (Weird) Dream Sequence... ***
"Instant Clothes Transmission..." muttered CMG as the whole thing ended up being some whacked out dream that was within the deranged authoress' mind, except the fact that the camp was destroyed due to her unhindered godly rage while she was still unconscious. (A/N: Or should I say 'goddessly'? I would say that, but it sounds lame and weird sounding.) Her tail snapped at the sky as the moon hung there as she opened her eyes. The last thoughts that crossed mind before all control slipped was, 'Why did I just open my d*** eyes and got a full f***ing view of the moon?'
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Piccolo finally senses Gohan as he walks through the woods and finds the place. Opening the door, he sees all of the kids as they moan and Gohan cheers.
"Mr. Piccolo!" chirped Gohan.
"All of you kids march back to camp right now or I'll make you do it with real bull dogs chasing you through these woods," said Piccolo. "As for Gohan, you shouldn't look up in the sky."
"How come? Oh yeah," said Gohan as he remembered his tail as it wiggled a bit.
"Why can't Gohan look at the sky?" said Abby. "The moon is pretty tonight."
(A/N: WARNING: OOC PICCOLO. IF YOU ARE OFFENDED ABOUT THE STUFF I WRITTEN BEFORE, YOU MIGHT WANT TO LEAVE NOW. IF YOU WISH TO STAY, BE WARNED THAT FROM HERE ON END, IT WILL LEAVE YOU COMPLETELY INSANE. THANK YOU. DRIVE THRU.)
"Do you want me to tell them?" said Piccolo as Gohan remained quiet. "Okay. Gather around while I tell you brats a story."
"Is it a ghost story?" said Travis. "Because those are so d*** lame!"
"No and if you curse in my presence again, I will make you sleep on some hedgehogs," said Piccolo.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Elsewhere, a familiar blue hedgehog sneezed.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Piccolo pulled out a flashlight as the lights in the room went out suddenly. As the flashlight flickered on, every camper was in suspense waiting for him to start the story.
"About five years ago on a night like this one, there was a young man walking through the woods," said Piccolo in a spooky voice as some of the campers remained uninterested. "As this young man walked through the woods, he saw a young boy with a tail similar to Gohan's as the man noticed this boy was hungry and dropped two apples from above him."
Gohan remembered that, but he was on a cliff. Also, he remembered those apples were not fresh, but said nothing.
"Once the boy ate the apples, he saw the full moon as the young man remained hidden," continued Piccolo. "Then all of a sudden, his breath was caught in his throat as he transformed into a giant monkey known as the Oozaru. Smashing the trees and ground, the Oozaru blasted and lifted heavy boulders as the young man was horrified. However, he realized the only way he could make the boy turn back to normal was to destroy the moon. Once doing so, the boy reverted back to normal."
"So that's why I wasn't able to transform!" said a familar girl as she walked in with a scepter that looked like the crescent moon. She was wearing a rather tight sailor suit with a short mini skirt, red knee high boots as well as a red bow on her back, and a tiara on her forehead. "I will make you pay on behalf of the Moon!"
'Things have gone from bad to worse,' thought Piccolo.
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CMG: They sure have! Now for Kenshin to read the preview for the next episode.
Kenshin: Next time, my master Hito will plan to teach Mr. Scrix how to do some of the Hiten Mitsurugi Style moves while Piccolo fights against the attactive girl from the Moon Kingdom. *thinking* Must stay loyal to Miss Karou, that I must.
Karou: *yelling* YOU CALLED THAT BLOND HAIR HARIM ATTRACTIVE KENSHIN?!
Kenshin: *nervous* What I meant to say was she was very pretty! *Karou hits him with her bokken (wooden sword) and drags Kenshin off as he mutters* Oro!!! @o@x;
CMG: Oy! Who's going to finish the previews? *Karou reappears*
Karou: You will, you hussy!
CMG: That's it, b****! Bring it on! Hiten Mitsurugi Style! *goes Super B****in' 3 and starts a catfight with Karou*
Scrix: *appears in his normal state without being bloated as he decides to finish the previews* Since those two are fighting, I'll finish this off. Anyway will CMG ever stop passing out every five minutes from something stupid?
CMG: *breaks the barrier and goes Super B****in' 4 for the first time ever (her body is shadowed, so no special features yet folks)* WILL YOU EVER STOP ANGERING ME EVER TIME YOU ARE IN MY PRESENCE?!
Scrix: How in the hell did you get into the forbidden level? *CMG knocks him out*
CMG: *still in shadows (for now since I'll give a description later)* Just come back next time. *looks at Karou* Now as for you... *camera breaks as the scene ends there*