Title: Drive Me Insane
Author: NT aka Aku-chan
Aku: Waaaaah! Thanks for reviewing!!!! eats reviews
Everyone: o.o
Aku: Yummy reviews... walks off to write
Kai: WHY AM I UKE?!?!
Tala: Because you make a better uke and you know you'd never be on top, koibito!
Kai: -.-;;;
Rei: Am I bi? Am I gay??? When do I get some action????
Kai: Stop whining, kitten. Read. Now.
Tala: Don't you love it when he's commanding?! .sparkly eyes
Rei: -.-
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Chapter Two: Takao The Hero
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The clicking of the heels echoed through the hall... getting closer... and closer...
"OH NO!!!" The woman screamed at the top of her lungs, only to be cut off by her next role, the victim of a crime.
"AHHHHHHHHH!!" Max hid under the blanket, his fear getting the better of him.
The lights suddenly turned on, scanning over the occupants of the living room. "What are you guys doing up so late?" The phoenix glared, on one of his usual trips to the bathroom.
The rest of the Bladebreakers plus Tala were sitting on the couches, the small flashing of the screen revealing a movie.
"It's a horror movie!!" Takao mumbled, the only way one can really speak with a mouthful of popcorn.
A small shivering bundle, peered his blonde head out, as he gripped onto Kai's leg. "Thank god you're here!!!! IT WAS SO SCARY!!!" The poor little blondie clung to the phoenix's leg, as Tala was glaring daggers at him.
"MINE!!" Tala yelled, as he leapt, tackling Kai to the ground, landing so gracefully – sarcasm – on the floor, sitting on top of a dazed Kai.
Max whimpered and started crying, which cued the dragon, who quickly wrapped his arms around the little blonde.
The clicking of the heels echoed through the hall... getting closer... and closer...
"Déjà vu." Rei said, not even paying attention to Max, who was now whimpering loudly, while Takao stood in front of him, empty bowl of popcorn on his head and a remote control as a makeshift sword.
"It's.. it's.."
"High heels?" The small brunette asked, his laptop cuddled nicely on his lap.
"THE CROSS DRESSER!!!!" Max yelled, curling into a little ball.
"Cross dresser?" Kai looked at the blonde strangely, wondering if more than just Tala was hit on the head.
"Like the movie! Attack of the Cross dressers!" Takao defended his little fetal positioned princess, looking completely ridiculous as he got into a fighting position, the remote still in hand and bowl still on head.
Then the door slammed open, and pink gum stood at the door, drenched from the pouring rain.
"AHHHHHHHHHH!!!! WORSE THAN CROSSDRESSERS!!! IT'S MARIAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" With that, Takao chucked his remote control, which hit Mariah dead on the forehead, knocking her unconscious, and he rammed the door shut. "There we go."
Then silence reigned, as everyone just stared at one another, well, Tala was mentally stripping a certain phoenix and Max was still in a fetal position. Oh, and Kenny went back to typing something pretty random on his laptop. So really... only Rei and Kai were staring at a certain dragon who was currently trying to lick the butter remains off the bowl.
"Hey, what's wrong with cross dressing?" Tala randomly asked, everyone face faulting.
"A lot of things..."
"But I think you'd look pretty hot in one of those French maid's costumes, or maybe a school girl's uniform..." Tala faded out, daydreaming about Kai in various costumes.
"Baka!!!" A huge mallet swung out, smacking Tala in the head that was held by an angry and blushing Kai.
"Itaii!!!!!!!" Tala whined, tears pouring out of his eyes. "Kai-chan hates me!!!!!!!!"
Sweatdropping and sighing, Kai wrapped his arms around the chibi sniffling Tala. "No, I don't hate you."
"Then Kai-chan loves Tala?" The redhead asked with bright blue eyes as his hands clung onto the phoenix's shirt.
"...hai." Kai looked away, embarrassed that he just said that, until Tala pounced on him, giving him kisses all over.
"Tala love Kai-chan toooooooo!!!!!!!!!"
Rei died of the absolute kawaiiness, as Max forgot about the Attack of the Cross Dresser and bounced happily at the sight. Takao was still licking the bowl and Kenny was asleep, who knows how.
Tala nuzzled his chibi face in Kai's neck, licking gently at the skin, as the phoenix tried to stay focused. He stood up, chibi wolf in his arms. "We're going to sleep. I suggest you guys too."
Kai walked up the steps, but stopped mid-way and turned to look at the others. "Unless you want to be attacked by a cross dresser." He smirked and continued walking up the steps to his bedroom.
Meanwhile, in the living room, blue eyes were widened completely in fear, as the poor blonde clung to the closest thing to him, a certain neko-jin. "Waaaahh!!! Don't let them get me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Max screamed out in fear of any cross dressers.
"SAVE ME TOO!!!!" Bowl forgotten, Takao turned chibi like Max and clung to Rei.
Rei sweatdropped, plotting revenge on Kai, as he tried to walk with a little scared blonde attached to his leg and a dragon clinging to his back. The chief had somehow turned chibi and ended up on the tiger's head, sleeping with a laptop snug under his arm.
"KAI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Rei yelled out, half in whining and half in anger.
"What was that?" A cute high-pitched voice asked, only to be pulled closer into the warmth.
"Nothing. Rei's just not used to baby-sitting." Kai smirked, and sleepily shut his eyes, as a little Tala snuggled deeper into his chest.
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To Be Continued...
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Aku: I have a strange mind...
Rei: Review, so I can get away from the chibis -.-;;;