Camp Piccolo
Chapter 5
CMG: *normal form* As usual, I don't Dragon Ball Z, Rurouni Kenshin, or Sailor Moon. I only own Scrix and the campers I made up. The Super B****in' form is a rip-off of the infamous Super Saiya-jin and as promised, an overview of the Super B****in 4 will be seen in this episode. So if you don't like catfights, OOC characters like Piccolo, or deranged people running around, please refrain from reading this fic. Those who stay will either likely go insane or anything else in the near future. Thank you and please review when this story is done. I'll accept any flames to cook my Namek Stew if I have to! ^_^;
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Piccolo stared at the strangely dressed woman as she seemed rather p***ed off. Suddenly, silence was broken as she started to speak...
"I am Sailor Moon," she said as she started doing some poses that resembled the Ginyu Force, "and on behalf of the moon, I will punish you!"
"Punish me?" said Piccolo.
"Um... Mr. Piccolo, I think that..." said Gohan as he feels something coming towards them.
"Not now Gohan," said Piccolo as the earth rumbled every moment or so.
"But Piccolo!" whined Gohan.
"Gohan, will you leave me alone," said Piccolo. "Now then..."
A roar is heard as the kids scream. The roof of the building was torn off as a giant golden monkey stood there looking down with red eyes. Piccolo freaked out. (A/N: Yes. I know about the stupid Legendary Super Saiya-jin theory that the Earth would probably be destroyed. Of course, it did happen in Dragon Ball GT, so it'll happen here. So nyah!)
"It's the giant Oozaru Piccolo told us about!" said Travis as he begins to cry. "Mommy!"
"Wait a minute. Is that you, Chibi Mirai Gogeta?!" said Piccolo as the Oozaru's eyes flashed gold for a moment before they became blood thirsty again. Sailor Moon lost her nerve and ran away like the baby she was as Piccolo knew that if he did destroy the moon, he would have to deal with her again. His other thought was CMG's tail, but it was too risky. A giant hand was inching closer to the campers as Abby came out boldly.
"CMG!" yelled Abby. "Why are you doing this?! You healed me earlier and I know deep inside, you don't have the heart to kill anyone innocent."
"Yeah," said Chris. "You wouldn't harm any of us intentially, would you?"
The Oozaru's eyes flickered again. Piccolo was wondering what was going on.
CMG growls as she looks at the girls and boys as she lifted her gaze upward above their heads. Looking at the moon again, she cried loudly as everyone had to cover their ears. Volts of electricity covered the Oozaru's body as more chaos ensued.
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Back at the corporate headquarters, Agents P and Q, who were injured from CMG's attack eariler, were monitoring her status as they made a new discovery.
"Her newest transformation has formed a Category 6 hurricane not on the Saffir-Simpson Scale heading straight towards Antarctica," said Agent Q. (A/N: Sorry to those who had to suffer through Hurricane Isabelle recently!)
"Those poor b******s who live there," said Agent P.
"Um, nothing lives there," said Agent Q.
"Are you sure?" said Agent P.
"Of course," said Agent Q.
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In Antarctica...
"Run for your lives!" cried a blue-faced human as the Category 6 hurricane was coming straight towards them. Everyone was running around like crazy as the hurricane seemed to tear apart every single building into millions of toothpicks.
(A/N: Fact: It is impossible for a hurricane to reach that strength and head straight towards the South Pole. Also, only scientist 'live' there to do scientific research. So just remember that this is my fanfic and those laws don't apply here.)
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As the roaring sound continued and shook the very woods, Scrix perks his head up and sees a giant Golden Oozaru roaring at the moon before Hito smacks him in the head with the hilt of his sword.
"You need to stay focused," said Hito. "Until you finish picking up the rice with the chop sticks, you will not learn any of the Hiten Mitsurugi Style Techniques."
"Right," said Scrix as he continues his task. 'I wonder what the point of this exercise is?'
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In a flash of light that blinds everyone, the Oozaru shrinks as CMG's body returns to it's humanoid form, but she was standing a few inches taller. As the light ebbed, her tail and the fur that ran down her arms was now a soft dark red color similar to Kenshin's hair.
(A/N: I saw a gag one time that showed Goku in his Super Saiya-jin 4 form and Golden Oozaru Bebi-Vegeta holding a sign during a battle that showed the
Pink Panther + Goku = SSJ4 Goku as he's seen pouting about the whole thing. That's why I gave a description of the color.)
Her light brown hair cascaded to the small of her back. She was wearing a forest green shirt that covered her body to her arms and black baggy pants that seemed comfortable. (A/N: Henceforth, the Super B****in' 4 form. Now stop bugging me about it.)
"How in the hell do clothes appear on a nude body?" said Abby.
"Magic," said CMG in a deeper, yet calmer voice as she looks down on the campers and Piccolo with her now forest green eyes. "What? Are you that desperate for marshmellows? We're all out!" The campers moaned over that bit of information.
"It's not that," said Piccolo. "You've ascended."
"Hm?" said CMG as she looks down at herself. "Well, I guess I'll have to go shopping for a razor then."
"I don't think it's permanent," said Gohan.
"Even so, I look terrible!" whined CMG as she itches at the fur on her arm as a point.
"Not really," said Nathan. "Scarier is more like it."
'I guess it'll come in handy,' thought CMG as her tail flicked evilly behind her with her thoughts.
"What about dinner?" said Tina.
"Yeah, and I need a shower," said Jess.
"Let's go back to camp," said CMG. "That is, if there's anything left of it."
"What about Gohan?" said Piccolo.
"I'll take care of him," said CMG as she grabs Gohan and they both vanish in front of all of the campers.
'I forgot she knew Instant Transmission,' thought Piccolo as he forced the other campers to walk the five mile hike back to camp.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The next morning, all of the hungry and exhausted campers woke up under the clear blue sky as most of them were itching from the mosquito bites they received. All of them, except CMG and Piccolo that is. In a strange twist of fate, the mosquitoes left CMG alone because of the fur on her body and Piccolo was meditating, so his aura zapped every single bug like a bug zapper.
"Hm?" said CMG. "I wonder why I haven't powered down?"
"It's permanent," said Abby.
"No, it should have worn off," said Piccolo.
"Maybe since I'm used to holding the Super B****in' 3 form a lot longer than usual, the Super B****in' 4 transformation's the same way," said CMG as she willed her body to revert to normal and sighed in relief. "Oh man! That's much better."
"Where's Scrix?" said Piccolo.
"If he was in the S*** Hall, he's probably buried," said CMG. "So we'll have to rough it today kids."
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CMG: *in the Super B****in' 4 form again* Will Scrix ever learn the Hiten Mitsurgi Style sword techniques? Will the campers ever find food and shelter? Will Jess ever get her shower? Will all hell break loose as this story continues needlessly? Before I continue on with my usual ranting, let me run this little teaser for you epic lovers out there:
Coming soon for those who have seen Unexpected Fate, comes an epic battle between heaven and earth. With Goku kidnapped and the fate of the universe in the hands of the Z-Fighters, what will be the outcome? Find out in this thrilling epic, Fallen Hero. Coming soon to Fanfiction.net.
CMG: Alright! Now stayed tuned if you're still wondering what's going to happen next on Camp Piccolo and review! Love ya!
Chapter 5
CMG: *normal form* As usual, I don't Dragon Ball Z, Rurouni Kenshin, or Sailor Moon. I only own Scrix and the campers I made up. The Super B****in' form is a rip-off of the infamous Super Saiya-jin and as promised, an overview of the Super B****in 4 will be seen in this episode. So if you don't like catfights, OOC characters like Piccolo, or deranged people running around, please refrain from reading this fic. Those who stay will either likely go insane or anything else in the near future. Thank you and please review when this story is done. I'll accept any flames to cook my Namek Stew if I have to! ^_^;
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Piccolo stared at the strangely dressed woman as she seemed rather p***ed off. Suddenly, silence was broken as she started to speak...
"I am Sailor Moon," she said as she started doing some poses that resembled the Ginyu Force, "and on behalf of the moon, I will punish you!"
"Punish me?" said Piccolo.
"Um... Mr. Piccolo, I think that..." said Gohan as he feels something coming towards them.
"Not now Gohan," said Piccolo as the earth rumbled every moment or so.
"But Piccolo!" whined Gohan.
"Gohan, will you leave me alone," said Piccolo. "Now then..."
A roar is heard as the kids scream. The roof of the building was torn off as a giant golden monkey stood there looking down with red eyes. Piccolo freaked out. (A/N: Yes. I know about the stupid Legendary Super Saiya-jin theory that the Earth would probably be destroyed. Of course, it did happen in Dragon Ball GT, so it'll happen here. So nyah!)
"It's the giant Oozaru Piccolo told us about!" said Travis as he begins to cry. "Mommy!"
"Wait a minute. Is that you, Chibi Mirai Gogeta?!" said Piccolo as the Oozaru's eyes flashed gold for a moment before they became blood thirsty again. Sailor Moon lost her nerve and ran away like the baby she was as Piccolo knew that if he did destroy the moon, he would have to deal with her again. His other thought was CMG's tail, but it was too risky. A giant hand was inching closer to the campers as Abby came out boldly.
"CMG!" yelled Abby. "Why are you doing this?! You healed me earlier and I know deep inside, you don't have the heart to kill anyone innocent."
"Yeah," said Chris. "You wouldn't harm any of us intentially, would you?"
The Oozaru's eyes flickered again. Piccolo was wondering what was going on.
CMG growls as she looks at the girls and boys as she lifted her gaze upward above their heads. Looking at the moon again, she cried loudly as everyone had to cover their ears. Volts of electricity covered the Oozaru's body as more chaos ensued.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Back at the corporate headquarters, Agents P and Q, who were injured from CMG's attack eariler, were monitoring her status as they made a new discovery.
"Her newest transformation has formed a Category 6 hurricane not on the Saffir-Simpson Scale heading straight towards Antarctica," said Agent Q. (A/N: Sorry to those who had to suffer through Hurricane Isabelle recently!)
"Those poor b******s who live there," said Agent P.
"Um, nothing lives there," said Agent Q.
"Are you sure?" said Agent P.
"Of course," said Agent Q.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In Antarctica...
"Run for your lives!" cried a blue-faced human as the Category 6 hurricane was coming straight towards them. Everyone was running around like crazy as the hurricane seemed to tear apart every single building into millions of toothpicks.
(A/N: Fact: It is impossible for a hurricane to reach that strength and head straight towards the South Pole. Also, only scientist 'live' there to do scientific research. So just remember that this is my fanfic and those laws don't apply here.)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
As the roaring sound continued and shook the very woods, Scrix perks his head up and sees a giant Golden Oozaru roaring at the moon before Hito smacks him in the head with the hilt of his sword.
"You need to stay focused," said Hito. "Until you finish picking up the rice with the chop sticks, you will not learn any of the Hiten Mitsurugi Style Techniques."
"Right," said Scrix as he continues his task. 'I wonder what the point of this exercise is?'
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
In a flash of light that blinds everyone, the Oozaru shrinks as CMG's body returns to it's humanoid form, but she was standing a few inches taller. As the light ebbed, her tail and the fur that ran down her arms was now a soft dark red color similar to Kenshin's hair.
(A/N: I saw a gag one time that showed Goku in his Super Saiya-jin 4 form and Golden Oozaru Bebi-Vegeta holding a sign during a battle that showed the
Pink Panther + Goku = SSJ4 Goku as he's seen pouting about the whole thing. That's why I gave a description of the color.)
Her light brown hair cascaded to the small of her back. She was wearing a forest green shirt that covered her body to her arms and black baggy pants that seemed comfortable. (A/N: Henceforth, the Super B****in' 4 form. Now stop bugging me about it.)
"How in the hell do clothes appear on a nude body?" said Abby.
"Magic," said CMG in a deeper, yet calmer voice as she looks down on the campers and Piccolo with her now forest green eyes. "What? Are you that desperate for marshmellows? We're all out!" The campers moaned over that bit of information.
"It's not that," said Piccolo. "You've ascended."
"Hm?" said CMG as she looks down at herself. "Well, I guess I'll have to go shopping for a razor then."
"I don't think it's permanent," said Gohan.
"Even so, I look terrible!" whined CMG as she itches at the fur on her arm as a point.
"Not really," said Nathan. "Scarier is more like it."
'I guess it'll come in handy,' thought CMG as her tail flicked evilly behind her with her thoughts.
"What about dinner?" said Tina.
"Yeah, and I need a shower," said Jess.
"Let's go back to camp," said CMG. "That is, if there's anything left of it."
"What about Gohan?" said Piccolo.
"I'll take care of him," said CMG as she grabs Gohan and they both vanish in front of all of the campers.
'I forgot she knew Instant Transmission,' thought Piccolo as he forced the other campers to walk the five mile hike back to camp.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
The next morning, all of the hungry and exhausted campers woke up under the clear blue sky as most of them were itching from the mosquito bites they received. All of them, except CMG and Piccolo that is. In a strange twist of fate, the mosquitoes left CMG alone because of the fur on her body and Piccolo was meditating, so his aura zapped every single bug like a bug zapper.
"Hm?" said CMG. "I wonder why I haven't powered down?"
"It's permanent," said Abby.
"No, it should have worn off," said Piccolo.
"Maybe since I'm used to holding the Super B****in' 3 form a lot longer than usual, the Super B****in' 4 transformation's the same way," said CMG as she willed her body to revert to normal and sighed in relief. "Oh man! That's much better."
"Where's Scrix?" said Piccolo.
"If he was in the S*** Hall, he's probably buried," said CMG. "So we'll have to rough it today kids."
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CMG: *in the Super B****in' 4 form again* Will Scrix ever learn the Hiten Mitsurgi Style sword techniques? Will the campers ever find food and shelter? Will Jess ever get her shower? Will all hell break loose as this story continues needlessly? Before I continue on with my usual ranting, let me run this little teaser for you epic lovers out there:
Coming soon for those who have seen Unexpected Fate, comes an epic battle between heaven and earth. With Goku kidnapped and the fate of the universe in the hands of the Z-Fighters, what will be the outcome? Find out in this thrilling epic, Fallen Hero. Coming soon to Fanfiction.net.
CMG: Alright! Now stayed tuned if you're still wondering what's going to happen next on Camp Piccolo and review! Love ya!