Camp Piccolo
Chapter 6
CMG: Don't own Dragon Ball, Rurouni Kenshin, Sailor Moon, or anything else that might enter this story one way or another. Let's cut to the chase and let everything and anything happen.
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"That's not right!" yelled Hito as he cursed at Scrix at holding the wooden sword wrong and ended up getting it severed down the middle. "I told you to hold it lengthwise."
"Well you try learning something new with a weapon you're not comfortable with!" pouted Scrix. "I can't use a sword!"
"You will learn how to use it or I'll shove a Ryu-Shou-Sen up your a** for damaging my pottery house," said Hito.
"Fine," said Scrix as Hito continued to teach him some moves.
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A couple weeks later...
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"MAIL CALL!" yelled Piccolo as he hauled a package of envelopes. "Chris. Jess. Tina. CMG."
"Huh?" said CMG as she receives a letter written by Scrix and laughs. "OMG! Scrix is getting taught the ways of the Hiten Mitsurugi Style and he says that his last sword was cut into cheese."
"Gohan!" yelled Piccolo as Gohan receives his letter. Opening it, Chi-chi's voice is heard (ALA Harry Potter Style!) as the kids look at Gohan like he's insane or something:
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Dear Gohan,
I miss you sweetie! Are you learning how to play your piccolo? Are all of the other campers treating you nice? I'm proud of you for going to camp and I have arranged for you to play in New York when you return home from band camp. Your father sends his love.
Hugs and kisses,
Mom
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"NOOOO!!!" cried Gohan as he goes Super Saiya-jin.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Now let me get this straight," said CMG as she talks to the still transformed Gohan as the other kids kept their distance from the now deemed insane Gohan. "Your mom thought that she sent you to band camp and is going to make you play in New York after you return from camp? That f***ed up!"
"Yeah," said Gohan. "Without my piccolo, I can't play. What should I do?"
"Gohan, I know a way that you can learn how to play a piccolo. However, Piccolo must not hear you play at all or else he'll literally do as he said," said CMG as she looks at Piccolo holding the piccolo box over a toilet that somehow appeared in the middle of the room. He looked like he was being controlled by Dr. Willow from the World's Strongest movie with an evil grin on his face as he shook his head 'yes' in a frightening manner that would give children nightmares for the rest of the year. "We'll meet in the abandoned camp hall every night and practice there. Now revert to normal or we'll be breaking more laws of this series."
"Okay," said Gohan as he reverts to normal and forget how to transform into a Super Saiya-jin.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"That concludes my lesson," said Hito. "Now go home and die. And next time we meet, I will kill you if you're still alive."
"Fine," said Scrix as he leaves the place rather afraid.
"Oh and take this," said Hito as he throws a sword at him.
"Huh?" said Scrix. "Why are you..."
"It's a gift," said Hito. "It's a reverse blade dipped in holy water so the next time you ever need to make your point, you can do so with that sword."
'And I know a certain tailed authoress to use it on,' thought Scrix with evil thoughts on his mind as he decided to take the Flying Nimbus back to camp. "Flying Nimbus!" The cloud appeared as Scrix tried to get on, but the cloud sensed his thoughts and struck him with lightning as he falls over with a thump and yipes, "Ouch!" (A/N: Impure Saiya-jin God's thoughts + Flying Nimbus = Bolt of Lightning intended to hurt the Saiya-jin God. Bet you didn't see that coming!)
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CMG: Another chapter finished, another few cliffies. Now here's Hito with a preview of the next episode.
Hito: On the next episode of Camp Piccolo, the campers are finally given their music lessons as Scrix returns from my training to get revenge on CMG. To make things more interesting, Piccolo issues a challenge that sounds rather familiar that happened to my idiotic apprentice being the target at one point. What kind of unusual challenge has Piccolo made Scrix take part of? Will Chi-chi learn what kind of camp she sent her own son at? And will my idiotic apprentice ever bring me sake instead of more problems? I mean Kami! What kind of Battosai is he when he denounces he's no longer a manslayer?
CMG: Oro?
Hito: You must be as dimwitted as he is. In any case, come back next time if you're still sane enough to handle this young mistress' chaotic mind. Oh and ladies, maybe I'll make another appearance if you give her some nice reviews... *CMG goes Super B****in' 4 and smacks Hito with Karou's bokken*
CMG: Just review, Kami-d***-it!
Chapter 6
CMG: Don't own Dragon Ball, Rurouni Kenshin, Sailor Moon, or anything else that might enter this story one way or another. Let's cut to the chase and let everything and anything happen.
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"That's not right!" yelled Hito as he cursed at Scrix at holding the wooden sword wrong and ended up getting it severed down the middle. "I told you to hold it lengthwise."
"Well you try learning something new with a weapon you're not comfortable with!" pouted Scrix. "I can't use a sword!"
"You will learn how to use it or I'll shove a Ryu-Shou-Sen up your a** for damaging my pottery house," said Hito.
"Fine," said Scrix as Hito continued to teach him some moves.
**************
A couple weeks later...
**************
"MAIL CALL!" yelled Piccolo as he hauled a package of envelopes. "Chris. Jess. Tina. CMG."
"Huh?" said CMG as she receives a letter written by Scrix and laughs. "OMG! Scrix is getting taught the ways of the Hiten Mitsurugi Style and he says that his last sword was cut into cheese."
"Gohan!" yelled Piccolo as Gohan receives his letter. Opening it, Chi-chi's voice is heard (ALA Harry Potter Style!) as the kids look at Gohan like he's insane or something:
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Dear Gohan,
I miss you sweetie! Are you learning how to play your piccolo? Are all of the other campers treating you nice? I'm proud of you for going to camp and I have arranged for you to play in New York when you return home from band camp. Your father sends his love.
Hugs and kisses,
Mom
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"NOOOO!!!" cried Gohan as he goes Super Saiya-jin.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"Now let me get this straight," said CMG as she talks to the still transformed Gohan as the other kids kept their distance from the now deemed insane Gohan. "Your mom thought that she sent you to band camp and is going to make you play in New York after you return from camp? That f***ed up!"
"Yeah," said Gohan. "Without my piccolo, I can't play. What should I do?"
"Gohan, I know a way that you can learn how to play a piccolo. However, Piccolo must not hear you play at all or else he'll literally do as he said," said CMG as she looks at Piccolo holding the piccolo box over a toilet that somehow appeared in the middle of the room. He looked like he was being controlled by Dr. Willow from the World's Strongest movie with an evil grin on his face as he shook his head 'yes' in a frightening manner that would give children nightmares for the rest of the year. "We'll meet in the abandoned camp hall every night and practice there. Now revert to normal or we'll be breaking more laws of this series."
"Okay," said Gohan as he reverts to normal and forget how to transform into a Super Saiya-jin.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
"That concludes my lesson," said Hito. "Now go home and die. And next time we meet, I will kill you if you're still alive."
"Fine," said Scrix as he leaves the place rather afraid.
"Oh and take this," said Hito as he throws a sword at him.
"Huh?" said Scrix. "Why are you..."
"It's a gift," said Hito. "It's a reverse blade dipped in holy water so the next time you ever need to make your point, you can do so with that sword."
'And I know a certain tailed authoress to use it on,' thought Scrix with evil thoughts on his mind as he decided to take the Flying Nimbus back to camp. "Flying Nimbus!" The cloud appeared as Scrix tried to get on, but the cloud sensed his thoughts and struck him with lightning as he falls over with a thump and yipes, "Ouch!" (A/N: Impure Saiya-jin God's thoughts + Flying Nimbus = Bolt of Lightning intended to hurt the Saiya-jin God. Bet you didn't see that coming!)
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CMG: Another chapter finished, another few cliffies. Now here's Hito with a preview of the next episode.
Hito: On the next episode of Camp Piccolo, the campers are finally given their music lessons as Scrix returns from my training to get revenge on CMG. To make things more interesting, Piccolo issues a challenge that sounds rather familiar that happened to my idiotic apprentice being the target at one point. What kind of unusual challenge has Piccolo made Scrix take part of? Will Chi-chi learn what kind of camp she sent her own son at? And will my idiotic apprentice ever bring me sake instead of more problems? I mean Kami! What kind of Battosai is he when he denounces he's no longer a manslayer?
CMG: Oro?
Hito: You must be as dimwitted as he is. In any case, come back next time if you're still sane enough to handle this young mistress' chaotic mind. Oh and ladies, maybe I'll make another appearance if you give her some nice reviews... *CMG goes Super B****in' 4 and smacks Hito with Karou's bokken*
CMG: Just review, Kami-d***-it!