Camp Piccolo
Chapter 7
CMG: Disclaimers? Who needs them when I don't own them! Now on with the story!
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Scrix returns to camp late that night as Piccolo smirks and looks at the Saiya-jin God's little sword in his hands. (A/N: *reads what she wrote and yells* Not that sword, you perverts!) As Scrix started to open the door, Piccolo hit Scrix with a tree branch as he falls to the ground clutching his injured head.
"Why in the name of Infr did you hit me in the head?!" yelled Scrix as Piccolo motioned him to quiet down. "Huh?"
"Follow me," said Piccolo with an evil grin on his face. Minutes later, they were at the river side near a waterfall as Piccolo seemed to explain an unusual and demented plan to get rid of CMG or the annoying Super B****in' 4 by...
"You want me to use the Hiten Mitsurugi Style against her?" said Scrix.
"If you can," said Piccolo. "Look, I know you don't like her, so why don't we make a deal. If you manage to hit her once before the sunsets tomorrow, then I'll cook the kids meals for a week. But if you don't, then you're going to have to explain who Infr is."
"Like I'd tell you anything about Infr," said Scrix. "Deal." (A/N: Let the Saiya-jin God bashing begin!) "Hey! A/N thingy! What in the hell are you talking about?" (A/N: Oh nothing. Nothing at all.) "REALLY?!" (A/N: Yep. Don't mind me!) "Okay..." (A/N: Sucker.) "I heard that!" (A/N: @.@)
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Some insane music is heard as Scrix moves around in the bushes as stealthly as he could as he tried to ambush the unexpecting CMG off guard as she slept a bit later than usual. Little did he realize though that a few tree branches were lying around on the ground that were near his ankles. As he prepared to attack, he ran into the branches and tripped over as he fell into the thorn bushes nearby and got scratched up pretty bad.
"*yawn!*" moaned CMG as she woke up and saw Scrix's tail in the bushes. "Scrix, I told you not to come into my 'Forest Room' while I'm asleep!"
Suddenly, the thorn bushes that he was trapped in caught on fire as he screamed from the Super B****in' 4's wrath.
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Later, after visiting the First Aid Center...
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On a tree branch that had a rope tied to it, Scrix was holding the reverse blade sword again as he saw CMG walking down the path with Gohan as he carried his piccolo with him.
"Are you sure you know how to play a piccolo?" said Gohan.
"Of course!" said CMG, lying that she never had played an instrument besides the acoustic guitar (that she barely played at all). Scrix took his chance to ambush CMG again, but suddenly, CMG cried, "Oh! A penny!" Ducking down, the Saiya-jin God went soaring above her and the tree branch gave away, throwing him into another tree before he went sliding down it. "No. I take it back. It is a Golden Dollar!" Picking it up, Gohan stared at Scrix, who now left a rather crude mark of his body inside the moss covered tree as he limped away in a lot of pain.
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If you do not want to see Scrix get bashed some more, turn back now...
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Piccolo looked at Scrix as a woman not seen at the beginning of the series began to bandage his tail up from that last ambush gone wrong when he tried to get CMG while she was sunbathing on a rock near a lake. After he managed to trip and get his tail crushed by a bolder, he nearly gave his position away and had to limp back to the First Aid Center for the umpteenth time that day trying to catch the crazy authoress off guard.
"Scrix, maybe you should forget about the bet before you end up telling Piccolo about Infr," said the woman. (A/N: Not Megumi, peeps.)
"No Karis," said Scrix. (A/N: Karis and Infr are also from Unexpected Fate, so I'll save you an explaination for later.) "I have my honor to keep Infr's name a secret and if I lose, then I give my word to Piccolo to tell him everything."
Little did the three know that Gohan heard the entire thing and decided to warn CMG before things got worse. Quietly, he crept off into the woods to find the young woman. Remembering how she would normally end her day in meditation, he ran off to her favorite spot in the 'Forest Room'.
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"Um... CMG?" said Gohan as he stepped into the 'Forest Room' that was full of trees and bushes as well as a bed made out of an oak tree. "I need to tell you something..."
"What is it?" said CMG as Gohan hesitated. A part of him wanted to tell her, but the other seemed that she would be getting her 'just desserts'. "Well?"
"Scrix and Piccolo have..." started Gohan before the cords to Dracula (or something along those lines) was played in the background as Scrix's yell was heard from above them. As CMG turned around, she saw the reverse blade aimed at her. Angry for Scrix using the sword poorly, she flipped right over Scrix as he went straight towards a patch of poison ivy with wasps nesting near it.
"Ah!" Scrix screamed like a girl as the wasps began to attack.
"Serves you right!" yelled CMG as she remembered. "D***. Gohan, use this cloak to save Scrix's tailed a** while I fend off these wasps before we get a rather swollen Saiya-jin God for a cook."
Flinging the cloak around Scrix, Gohan dragged Scrix out of the poison ivy easily without touching any of it as CMG forced a huge gust of air at the wasps. After the wasps were gone, the two sigh in relief. However, Scrix began to feel an itching sensation as the poison ivy took its ill effect.
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That night around the campfire, all of the children were playing their piccolos' horribly as Piccolo writhed in pain. Gohan told CMG once they managed to save Scrix from the wasps. Unfortunately, Scrix was told he couldn't cook for a week, so Piccolo, win or lose, had to cook for the rest of the kids until Scrix recovered from the poison ivy. (A/N: I have no idea how long it takes to get over poison ivy since I only had it once when I was really young on my elbows and knees. And it wasn't camp either.)
"Hopefully, things won't get any worse," said CMG far away from the noise inside the cave as she leaned against the cave wall.
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How wrong CMG was. Meanwhile back at the Son household, Chi-chi was cleaning the house as she looked at the letter Gohan wrote to her shortly after he received her letter:
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Dear Mom:
Camp Piccolo's been fun! The camp counselor was really mean to the other kids and knew me since I sang about him. The other kids kidnapped me and took me to some abandoned camp where we stayed for awhile. Then, the camp counselor returned and told us to go back to camp.
The best part is that there's a girl there that can go Super B****in' 4. She has a weird mood swing and was the bus driver before she ended up crashing the bus into a lot of things on our way to camp. So until they send another bus, we're stuck at Camp Piccolo with an former, insane, and unlicensed bus driver that can go Super B****in' 4 when invoked; a former Saiya-jin God; and my mentor Piccolo! Well, got to go. Arts and crafts is going to be great! And I'm learning how to play my piccolo!
Love,
Gohan
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Chi-chi re-read the letter. Three things on it weren't right and decided to do the math equation to see what would happen next:
Super B****in' 4 + Saiya-jin God + Piccolo =
Looking at the equation, Chi-chi realized what it meant:
Super B****in' 4 + Saiya-jin God + Piccolo = GOHAN!
Chi-chi let out a scream before she ran to the closet and got out her guns as Goku walked into the house.
"Hey Chi-chi, is dinner done yet?" said Goku as Chi-chi came out ready to kill the entire Red Ribbon Army by herself. "Um... does this mean I have to sleep outside again?"
"Goku. Gohan. Now," demanded Chi-chi.
"Why?" said Goku. "What's wrong?"
"My baby's at Camp Piccolo with three evil people and needs to be saved before he ends up getting hurt!" whined Chi-chi as Goku prepared to do Instant Transmission.
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CMG: Now here's... *Chi-chi appears and shoots at CMG as she 'dies'*
Chi-chi: Gohan! This is Chi-chi. I'm coming to get you! Goku! Hurry up! My boy can't become any worse after what he's been through during the last year and three months! I need to save what's left of his childhood.
Goku: Next time on Camp Piccolo: Chaos in Camp! Chi-chi's Come to Save Gohan!
Gohan: *hiding* Don't miss it!
Chi-chi: GOHAN! *tries to find him before the credits end, but fails*
Chapter 7
CMG: Disclaimers? Who needs them when I don't own them! Now on with the story!
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Scrix returns to camp late that night as Piccolo smirks and looks at the Saiya-jin God's little sword in his hands. (A/N: *reads what she wrote and yells* Not that sword, you perverts!) As Scrix started to open the door, Piccolo hit Scrix with a tree branch as he falls to the ground clutching his injured head.
"Why in the name of Infr did you hit me in the head?!" yelled Scrix as Piccolo motioned him to quiet down. "Huh?"
"Follow me," said Piccolo with an evil grin on his face. Minutes later, they were at the river side near a waterfall as Piccolo seemed to explain an unusual and demented plan to get rid of CMG or the annoying Super B****in' 4 by...
"You want me to use the Hiten Mitsurugi Style against her?" said Scrix.
"If you can," said Piccolo. "Look, I know you don't like her, so why don't we make a deal. If you manage to hit her once before the sunsets tomorrow, then I'll cook the kids meals for a week. But if you don't, then you're going to have to explain who Infr is."
"Like I'd tell you anything about Infr," said Scrix. "Deal." (A/N: Let the Saiya-jin God bashing begin!) "Hey! A/N thingy! What in the hell are you talking about?" (A/N: Oh nothing. Nothing at all.) "REALLY?!" (A/N: Yep. Don't mind me!) "Okay..." (A/N: Sucker.) "I heard that!" (A/N: @.@)
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
Some insane music is heard as Scrix moves around in the bushes as stealthly as he could as he tried to ambush the unexpecting CMG off guard as she slept a bit later than usual. Little did he realize though that a few tree branches were lying around on the ground that were near his ankles. As he prepared to attack, he ran into the branches and tripped over as he fell into the thorn bushes nearby and got scratched up pretty bad.
"*yawn!*" moaned CMG as she woke up and saw Scrix's tail in the bushes. "Scrix, I told you not to come into my 'Forest Room' while I'm asleep!"
Suddenly, the thorn bushes that he was trapped in caught on fire as he screamed from the Super B****in' 4's wrath.
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Later, after visiting the First Aid Center...
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On a tree branch that had a rope tied to it, Scrix was holding the reverse blade sword again as he saw CMG walking down the path with Gohan as he carried his piccolo with him.
"Are you sure you know how to play a piccolo?" said Gohan.
"Of course!" said CMG, lying that she never had played an instrument besides the acoustic guitar (that she barely played at all). Scrix took his chance to ambush CMG again, but suddenly, CMG cried, "Oh! A penny!" Ducking down, the Saiya-jin God went soaring above her and the tree branch gave away, throwing him into another tree before he went sliding down it. "No. I take it back. It is a Golden Dollar!" Picking it up, Gohan stared at Scrix, who now left a rather crude mark of his body inside the moss covered tree as he limped away in a lot of pain.
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If you do not want to see Scrix get bashed some more, turn back now...
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Piccolo looked at Scrix as a woman not seen at the beginning of the series began to bandage his tail up from that last ambush gone wrong when he tried to get CMG while she was sunbathing on a rock near a lake. After he managed to trip and get his tail crushed by a bolder, he nearly gave his position away and had to limp back to the First Aid Center for the umpteenth time that day trying to catch the crazy authoress off guard.
"Scrix, maybe you should forget about the bet before you end up telling Piccolo about Infr," said the woman. (A/N: Not Megumi, peeps.)
"No Karis," said Scrix. (A/N: Karis and Infr are also from Unexpected Fate, so I'll save you an explaination for later.) "I have my honor to keep Infr's name a secret and if I lose, then I give my word to Piccolo to tell him everything."
Little did the three know that Gohan heard the entire thing and decided to warn CMG before things got worse. Quietly, he crept off into the woods to find the young woman. Remembering how she would normally end her day in meditation, he ran off to her favorite spot in the 'Forest Room'.
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"Um... CMG?" said Gohan as he stepped into the 'Forest Room' that was full of trees and bushes as well as a bed made out of an oak tree. "I need to tell you something..."
"What is it?" said CMG as Gohan hesitated. A part of him wanted to tell her, but the other seemed that she would be getting her 'just desserts'. "Well?"
"Scrix and Piccolo have..." started Gohan before the cords to Dracula (or something along those lines) was played in the background as Scrix's yell was heard from above them. As CMG turned around, she saw the reverse blade aimed at her. Angry for Scrix using the sword poorly, she flipped right over Scrix as he went straight towards a patch of poison ivy with wasps nesting near it.
"Ah!" Scrix screamed like a girl as the wasps began to attack.
"Serves you right!" yelled CMG as she remembered. "D***. Gohan, use this cloak to save Scrix's tailed a** while I fend off these wasps before we get a rather swollen Saiya-jin God for a cook."
Flinging the cloak around Scrix, Gohan dragged Scrix out of the poison ivy easily without touching any of it as CMG forced a huge gust of air at the wasps. After the wasps were gone, the two sigh in relief. However, Scrix began to feel an itching sensation as the poison ivy took its ill effect.
*~*~*~*~*~*~*
That night around the campfire, all of the children were playing their piccolos' horribly as Piccolo writhed in pain. Gohan told CMG once they managed to save Scrix from the wasps. Unfortunately, Scrix was told he couldn't cook for a week, so Piccolo, win or lose, had to cook for the rest of the kids until Scrix recovered from the poison ivy. (A/N: I have no idea how long it takes to get over poison ivy since I only had it once when I was really young on my elbows and knees. And it wasn't camp either.)
"Hopefully, things won't get any worse," said CMG far away from the noise inside the cave as she leaned against the cave wall.
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How wrong CMG was. Meanwhile back at the Son household, Chi-chi was cleaning the house as she looked at the letter Gohan wrote to her shortly after he received her letter:
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Dear Mom:
Camp Piccolo's been fun! The camp counselor was really mean to the other kids and knew me since I sang about him. The other kids kidnapped me and took me to some abandoned camp where we stayed for awhile. Then, the camp counselor returned and told us to go back to camp.
The best part is that there's a girl there that can go Super B****in' 4. She has a weird mood swing and was the bus driver before she ended up crashing the bus into a lot of things on our way to camp. So until they send another bus, we're stuck at Camp Piccolo with an former, insane, and unlicensed bus driver that can go Super B****in' 4 when invoked; a former Saiya-jin God; and my mentor Piccolo! Well, got to go. Arts and crafts is going to be great! And I'm learning how to play my piccolo!
Love,
Gohan
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Chi-chi re-read the letter. Three things on it weren't right and decided to do the math equation to see what would happen next:
Super B****in' 4 + Saiya-jin God + Piccolo =
Looking at the equation, Chi-chi realized what it meant:
Super B****in' 4 + Saiya-jin God + Piccolo = GOHAN!
Chi-chi let out a scream before she ran to the closet and got out her guns as Goku walked into the house.
"Hey Chi-chi, is dinner done yet?" said Goku as Chi-chi came out ready to kill the entire Red Ribbon Army by herself. "Um... does this mean I have to sleep outside again?"
"Goku. Gohan. Now," demanded Chi-chi.
"Why?" said Goku. "What's wrong?"
"My baby's at Camp Piccolo with three evil people and needs to be saved before he ends up getting hurt!" whined Chi-chi as Goku prepared to do Instant Transmission.
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CMG: Now here's... *Chi-chi appears and shoots at CMG as she 'dies'*
Chi-chi: Gohan! This is Chi-chi. I'm coming to get you! Goku! Hurry up! My boy can't become any worse after what he's been through during the last year and three months! I need to save what's left of his childhood.
Goku: Next time on Camp Piccolo: Chaos in Camp! Chi-chi's Come to Save Gohan!
Gohan: *hiding* Don't miss it!
Chi-chi: GOHAN! *tries to find him before the credits end, but fails*