Help!, I'm Surrounded by Idiots
Chapter one
I don't own the Fairly Oddparents
The beginning is like the end of the episode called Were's Wanda? If you didn't see that episode you might not understand the beginning.
Jorgan Von strangle was in Timmy Turner's room. He was there for the secret fairy meeting.
"Why is this fairy covered in chocolate?!"Jorgan asked.
"I tried to send her to peanut city Tennesse, but she wouldn't go," Cosmo explained.
"Cosmo, you are free to go. Wanda you have level fourteen probation."
"Level fourteen probation? What's that?" Wanda asked.
(Fairy world)
"Welcome to level fourteen probation, Fairy Academy summer school. I'll be your teacher, Mamma Cosma."
"Noooooooooo!!!!!!!!" Wanda yelled.
(Timmy's room)
"So, what do you want to do now?" Cosmo asked.
"I don't know. How about we play the non-study game?" Timmy said.
All of a sudden two fairies appearred. The woman fairy had light blue hair and eyes like the color of blue cotton candy. The other one was a mailfairy.
"Letter for Cosmo," the mailfairy said.
I'm Cosmo." he opened the letter and read it.
The letter read:
Dear Cosmo,
Since your wife is in fairy summer school there will be a substitute fairygod mother to help you grant Timmy's wishes. Good luck 'cause you'll need it puny fairy.
signed Jorgan Von Strangle
When Cosmo was done reading it out loud the mailfairy left.
"Hi, I'm Candace,but you can call me Candy. You must be Timmy," she said to Cosmo.
"Actually I'm Cosmo. He's Timmy," he said while pointing to the ten year old in the silly pink hat.
"Your name is Candy. I wish I had something sweet to eat."
Candy raised her wand and Timmy's feet were smelly and grouse.
"What gives? I asked for candy."
"I thought you said sweatty feet," Candy said.
"I wish I had a can of juice."
Candy raised her wand and a large container of juice poofed on the table. Candy tried to open it by twisting the cap, but it wouldn't budge. She twisted and twisted the cap, but it still wouldn't open. Then Timmy looked at it more carefully and noticed something. It had a little tab on the side of the cap like they have on milk cartons.
"Candy, wouldn't it be easier to use magic or pull the tab on the side of the lid?" Timmy asked.
"Oh, I didn't see that,"she said.
"I'll help you," Cosmo said. He pulled the tab too hard and the juice went everywhere.
"I'll help you clean it up," she said. She poofed a bucket and mop on the floor. She landed on the floor to mop it. As soon as she walked she slid and knocked the bucket over and the mop that was in the bucket landed on Cosmo's head.
"All I asked was for some juice,"Timmy said.
Candy and Cosmo raised their wands and the mess was poofed away.
"I'll just have some soda," Timmy said.
Cosmo raised his wand and in Timmy's hand was a can of cola. "Thankyou Cosmo. Two idiots with magical powers. This is going to be a long summer," he said to himself.