Chapter 2
You could hear Timmy's dad from outside of his bedroom door.
"Hurry, get in the fishbowl," Timmy said to the two fairies.Both fairies poofed into the bowl without turning into goldfish.
"I ment for you to turn into fish then go in the bowl. Cosmo, Candy might not have known that, but you should have."
They then turned into fish and his dad came into the room.
"Timmy.Your mom and I are going on vacation- I mean to work all weekend long. Don't worry because we have Vicky to babysit. She's bringing Tootie (her sister) with."
"I don't want Vicky to babysit," Timmy said.
"It's either that or Flappy Bob's Peppy Happy Camp," his dad said.
"I choose death- I mean Vicky,"Timmy said.
"Great. We're leaving right now. Vicky and Tootie are down stairs waiting."
"Okay Candy you should know the rules of being a fairy. Make sure no one else knows that you Excist. Don't do anything stupid," Timmy said.
"I know," she said.
"Hi birdie.You're so cute little birdie. Look I can fly too," she said. She was floating outside the window as cars were driving by and people were walking by.
"I'll get her," Cosmo said. He flue over and poofed a neon sign that said We are not Fairies, We are ordinary humans. He poofed her inside the room again.
"That was a close one. I wish the windows were bolted down although you can just open them up with magic,"Timmy said. "Maybe they're too stupid to notice they can open them with magic," he thought.
"Oh Timmy, my one and only true love who I love with my whole heart," Tootie said down the hallway.
"Oh no, It's Tootie. Quick disguise yourselves," Timmy said. Cosmo put on a fake mustache and glasses. Candy raised her wand and her outfit changed from the flower dress to a skirt and blouse.
"What?" they said.
"That's a disguise?" Timmy asked.
"Hi Timmy," Tootie said.
"Hey Tootie," Timmy said.
"Who are they?" she asked.
"Uh, This is my Uncle Larry(Cosmo) and Aunt Betty(Candy). They should be leaving now."
"Hello," The fairies said.
"Do you want to stay for Dinner?" Tootie asked.
"We'd love to," Cosmo said.
"Actually, they have dinner prepared at their house," Timmy said.
"We'd be glad to have you over," Candy said.
"Would you? I'll have to ask my sister," Tootie said.
She then went down stairs to ask Vicky.
"Why'd you do that? You don't even have a house," Timmy asked to Cosmo and Candy.
"We were trying to be friendly. It's not nice to be rude, like someone I know. Someone who wears a pink hat that said we have to leave,"Cosmo said angrilly.
"I was lying. Do you wanna blow your cover. It looks like that, seeing how bad your disguise is.
"Hey, it took me ten seconds to figure out what my disguise was going to be,"Cosmo said.
"A monkey could figure out who you were," Timmy said.
"Fine, you won't have to see me anymore because I'm going back to Fairyworld. Come on Candy. We're going back to Fairyworld," Cosmo said.
"Huh, Why? I wasn't paying attention. Why are we going there?" Candy asked.
"I'll tell you when we get there." With that Cosmo and Candy poofed out of Timmy's room and into Fairyworld.
"I talked to Vicky and she said no,"Tootie said while going into Timmy's room.When she got in there she noticed Timmy's aunt and uncle were gone.
"Were's your aunt and uncle at?" Tootie asked.
"They left. They said it was an emergency,"Timmy said.
"Did someone get hurt?" she asked.
"No, my aunt said she left her meatloaf in the oven too long."
"Now what do you want to do?" He was interupted by Tootie's older sister.
"Guess what time it is?" Vicky said in the doorway while holding a cart full of shoe polish.
"I don't know. What is it?" Timmy and Tootie said at the same time.
"It's time for two twerps named Timmy and Tootie to polish all my shoes."
"This can't be that bad. How many shoes can one girl have?" Timmy said. Vicky came in with a pick-up truck with shoes piled up to the ceiling. "This could take a while," Tootie said.
"I wonder what Cosmo and Candy are doing," Timmy said to himself.
Cosmo told Candy about what happened with him and Timmy.
"Why don't you have a fairygod kid?" Cosmo asked to Candy.
"Jorgan hates me. He thinks I'm too stupid to be have a fairygod kid. I'm in training until I know more how to not destroy the earth. All the other fairies were busy on probation or already had a fairygod kid so Jorgan had no choice, but to send me to substitute your wife.
"I think you're smart," he said.
"Wow. You're the first one to think so.I'm hungry. Do you want an opossum on a stick?"Candy asked.
"Wow, that's one of my favorite foods," Cosmo exclaimed.
"I love it with extra rabies."
"I know. It gives it that extra zip. If I wasn't married to Wanda I'd totally date you."
"Too bad. Are you ready to go back to check on Timmy?" Candy asked.
"Just wait. Let me finish the rest of the opossum on a stick."
When Cosmo was finished they were right about to go back to Timmy's room when...
Cozziefan says in a voice like an announcer-Will you get to see what happens to Cosmo and Candy? Will Timmy have to polish all of those shoes? Will the chapters get any longer? To find out please keep reading the very funny/stupid fanfic Help!, I'm surrounded by Idiots.Please review. I don't know if fairy godparents call their godkids fairy godkids or just godkids. It doesn't make sense to me that they would call them fairy godkids because they're not fairies. If you review tell me what they are called on the show.