No worthwhile changes to the Disclaimer.
A small note wishing England all the best for today depending in their final Euro 2004 qualifying group game against Croatia. I'll be able to watch the match on TV and I wanna see our boys win! Heck, I wanna see them win Euro 2004!
A small warning. This chapter does contain strong swearing and sex references. Read at your own peril!
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Chapter 3: Our secrets revealed.
Tommy parked his car and both he and Angelica got out. Tommy locked his car and they walked into the bar and went straight to the bartender to get a few drinks.
"What can I get you two?" The bartender asked.
Tommy thoughts for a few moments. "I'll have a Budweiser."
"And I'll have a Grolsch." Angelica said as she got some cash out.
The bartender got their drinks and Angelica paid. She was about to take a sip of her drink when Tommy snatched it out of her hand.
"Hey! That's mine! Give it back!" Angelica protested to her cousin.
"Schtop! What are you doing? Take your time. In Holland, the Dutch brew the Grolsch schlowly." Tommy said, trying to affect the Dutch accent. "Grolsch, we only let you drink it when it's ready."
"Oh ha ha. Very funny." Angelica remarked sarcastically. "Now can I have my drink back?"
"Are you going to drink it scholwly?" Tommy asked, still using his rather poor Dutch accent.
"Yes, I'll take my time. Like the Dutch when they brew the Grolsch." Angelica rolled her eyes.
Tommy handed Angelica her drink back and smirked. "Did you like my Dutch accent?"
"Tommy, I'll be blunt. It was crap!" Angelica said being honest. Although he did piss her off some times, she did like playing these silly games with him. Keeps the pair of them in touch with their childhoods.
"Aw, I didn't think it was that bad." Tommy was disappointed that Angelica didn't like his Dutch accent. "Shall I try an Irish accent?"
"Oh God no! You can't do an Irish accent Tommy! I'd rather mow the lawn naked than have to endure another bout of you trying to do an Irish accent!"
"I can arrange that." Tommy smiled.
Angelica laughed a little nervously and blushed a little. "You wouldn't dare make do that!"
"You wanna bet? I could get you to do ANYTHING!" He said winking at her and smirking uncontrollably.
"Tommy, please stop flirting with me or I might have to kill you." Angelica said as she blushed even more.
"Hey, I'm not flirting! I'm trying to wind you up!" Tommy protested as he drank his bottle of Budweiser.
Angelica downed her drink and shook her head. "You're not winding me up. From where I'm standing you're trying to flirt with me!" Angelica stated, using her hands for emphasis.
"Bull shit Angelica! I'm winding you up and you're trying to deny that I am winding you up by saying that I'm flirting with you when you are trying to flirt with me!"
"This could go on a while. I'm not flirting!"
"You are Angelica!"
"No, you are Tommy!"
"You are!"
"No you are"
(Remind you of a certain pair of twins? With the arguing I mean.)
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An hour or so later, both Tommy and Angelica were now drunk. They were still arguing about who was flirting and who wasn't, but as they were drunk they couldn't actually remember what they were arguing about.
"No...you are." Tommy struggled to say.
"You, Pickles."
Tommy took another swig of his drink before breathing in heavily.
"I think...what were we...going on about?" Tommy asked. He felt rather dizzy and his eyes felt heavy.
"Who gives...a...a fuck? I don't." Angelica snorted.
"Fuck...heh, that would be nice." Tommy laughed.
"What fuck would be nice?" Angelica asked.
"You." Tommy said as he giggled a little.
"Me? Ha! Like you could ever fuck me." Angelica smiled at her cousin.
"God, I could do you...right here, right now."
Angelica laughed a little and moved closer to Tommy. She put an arm around him and whispered into his ear. "Prove me wrong then...let's go...home. Do me in my bed."
Tommy looked Angelica straight in the eye before she moved even closer kissed him. He instantly kissed back and embraced her. They kissed for a few minutes before the bartender noticed.
"Okay you two. You've had enough to drink and take that business outside." He said.
Tommy broke the kiss and smiled. They got up and slowly walked out; trying their best not to fall over and using whatever they could to help kept their balance.
"I never knew that this crappy thing called walking was so hard." Tommy commented.
Angelica laughed as she nearly fell over. "Yeah, this is shit."
They stumbled over to the car and they got in after about 5 minutes of Tommy trying to get his car key in the door to unlock it. During that time, there was a lot of "Nearly got it." and "No...nearly." and Angelica laughing uncontrollably at Tommy's feeble attempt to unlock his car.
The pair clumsily got in before Tommy was able to take things a little more seriously.
"Okay, I'm driving. Gotta keep cool and look like I'm not totally pissed." He said as he turned the ignition on, put the car in gear, raised the clutch onto the bite point and lowered the handbrake. He put his foot on the accelerator a little before slowly taking his foot off the clutch.
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After about 35 minutes of surprisingly safe, and not to mention rather slow, driving, Tommy had been able to successfully negotiate their way home. At the current moment, Tommy was trying to open the door. As with his car, he was having trouble putting the key into the lock. Angelica was laughing at each failed attempt and had an arm wrapped around him.
"Your crap at this." She laughed. "No wonder I love you."
"You're a bitch and I love you." Tommy remarked as the key finally went into the lock. "About fucking time to."
He turned the key and opened the door. The couple clumsily walked in. Angelica tripped on the door step and fell flat on her face. Tommy, who had been able to release Angelica's grip on him in time, laughed at her. He then shut the door and locked it as Angelica got up and used the banister rail to keep her balance.
"Shut up." She said as she leaned over and kissed him.
Tommy put his arms around her as they started to kiss passionately before struggling to get up the stairs. When they had successfully negotiated the stairs, they headed into Angelica's bedroom and collapsed onto her bed.
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-==Angelica's POV==-
The sound of rain woke Angelica up. She instantly felt a throbbing pain in her head and instinctively rubbed it with her hands. She could feel that she was not alone as her bed sheets were set to accommodate two people rather than one.
'What loser did I pick up last night?' She thought as she cracked her eyes open. She wasn't facing whoever was with her. She turned her head and saw a pile of clothes strewn across what part of the room she could see.
'I must have been really pissed to have had sex last night.' She thought as she rubbed her eyes. She tried to think of what happened. She could remember going to the bar with Tommy. She could remember his crappy Dutch accent and them arguing about something. Her next thought caused her heartbeat to increase dramatically. She remembered them kissing passionately as they stumbled up the stairs.
'Oh fucking hell! Fuck! Oh fuck! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Oh Christ! I've been fucked by my cousin. Oh shit! God almighty!' Angelica was terrified. 'Oh good God! Susie must have been right. I must be in love with him! Oh shit! God I hope I'm not pregnant. Oh fucking hell!'
She now turned to look at her own cousin in bed with her. He was awake and he was looking at her.
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-==Tommy's POV==-
The sound of rain woke Tommy up. He could feel the throbbing pain of a headache and groaned quietly as he rubbed his forehead. He was able to crack open an eye to see that he was not in his room.
'I must have pulled last night.' He thought. He started to look around the room a bit. It seemed very familiar to him.
'Why does this room look so familiar?' He thought to himself. He tried to recall his memory from last night but failed to get very much information.
'Bloody alcohol. That's the last time I get wasted.' Tommy thought. His memories were vague. He could remember swiping Angelica's drink from out of her hand. He could also remember her saying that he was flirting with her and Angelica blushing. Then, he could remember...her whispering something about them going home to have sex. With the latter memory in his mind, Tommy's eyes widened.
'Oh my God. This is Angelica's room! That is why it looks so familiar. Oh fucking hell! I have fucked my cousin! Oh shit!' Tommy was unable to think rationally as he started to panic slightly. He looked around, and sure enough, he was in bed with Angelica. He had slept with the one girl he had always wanted to sleep with and now that he had, he felt awful for having done so. He was sure that she would beat the crap out of him for taking advantage of her and he would have to look for somewhere else to live. As he looked at her, she turned and they just looked at each other, unable to do anything for the moment.
A small note wishing England all the best for today depending in their final Euro 2004 qualifying group game against Croatia. I'll be able to watch the match on TV and I wanna see our boys win! Heck, I wanna see them win Euro 2004!
A small warning. This chapter does contain strong swearing and sex references. Read at your own peril!
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Chapter 3: Our secrets revealed.
Tommy parked his car and both he and Angelica got out. Tommy locked his car and they walked into the bar and went straight to the bartender to get a few drinks.
"What can I get you two?" The bartender asked.
Tommy thoughts for a few moments. "I'll have a Budweiser."
"And I'll have a Grolsch." Angelica said as she got some cash out.
The bartender got their drinks and Angelica paid. She was about to take a sip of her drink when Tommy snatched it out of her hand.
"Hey! That's mine! Give it back!" Angelica protested to her cousin.
"Schtop! What are you doing? Take your time. In Holland, the Dutch brew the Grolsch schlowly." Tommy said, trying to affect the Dutch accent. "Grolsch, we only let you drink it when it's ready."
"Oh ha ha. Very funny." Angelica remarked sarcastically. "Now can I have my drink back?"
"Are you going to drink it scholwly?" Tommy asked, still using his rather poor Dutch accent.
"Yes, I'll take my time. Like the Dutch when they brew the Grolsch." Angelica rolled her eyes.
Tommy handed Angelica her drink back and smirked. "Did you like my Dutch accent?"
"Tommy, I'll be blunt. It was crap!" Angelica said being honest. Although he did piss her off some times, she did like playing these silly games with him. Keeps the pair of them in touch with their childhoods.
"Aw, I didn't think it was that bad." Tommy was disappointed that Angelica didn't like his Dutch accent. "Shall I try an Irish accent?"
"Oh God no! You can't do an Irish accent Tommy! I'd rather mow the lawn naked than have to endure another bout of you trying to do an Irish accent!"
"I can arrange that." Tommy smiled.
Angelica laughed a little nervously and blushed a little. "You wouldn't dare make do that!"
"You wanna bet? I could get you to do ANYTHING!" He said winking at her and smirking uncontrollably.
"Tommy, please stop flirting with me or I might have to kill you." Angelica said as she blushed even more.
"Hey, I'm not flirting! I'm trying to wind you up!" Tommy protested as he drank his bottle of Budweiser.
Angelica downed her drink and shook her head. "You're not winding me up. From where I'm standing you're trying to flirt with me!" Angelica stated, using her hands for emphasis.
"Bull shit Angelica! I'm winding you up and you're trying to deny that I am winding you up by saying that I'm flirting with you when you are trying to flirt with me!"
"This could go on a while. I'm not flirting!"
"You are Angelica!"
"No, you are Tommy!"
"You are!"
"No you are"
(Remind you of a certain pair of twins? With the arguing I mean.)
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An hour or so later, both Tommy and Angelica were now drunk. They were still arguing about who was flirting and who wasn't, but as they were drunk they couldn't actually remember what they were arguing about.
"No...you are." Tommy struggled to say.
"You, Pickles."
Tommy took another swig of his drink before breathing in heavily.
"I think...what were we...going on about?" Tommy asked. He felt rather dizzy and his eyes felt heavy.
"Who gives...a...a fuck? I don't." Angelica snorted.
"Fuck...heh, that would be nice." Tommy laughed.
"What fuck would be nice?" Angelica asked.
"You." Tommy said as he giggled a little.
"Me? Ha! Like you could ever fuck me." Angelica smiled at her cousin.
"God, I could do you...right here, right now."
Angelica laughed a little and moved closer to Tommy. She put an arm around him and whispered into his ear. "Prove me wrong then...let's go...home. Do me in my bed."
Tommy looked Angelica straight in the eye before she moved even closer kissed him. He instantly kissed back and embraced her. They kissed for a few minutes before the bartender noticed.
"Okay you two. You've had enough to drink and take that business outside." He said.
Tommy broke the kiss and smiled. They got up and slowly walked out; trying their best not to fall over and using whatever they could to help kept their balance.
"I never knew that this crappy thing called walking was so hard." Tommy commented.
Angelica laughed as she nearly fell over. "Yeah, this is shit."
They stumbled over to the car and they got in after about 5 minutes of Tommy trying to get his car key in the door to unlock it. During that time, there was a lot of "Nearly got it." and "No...nearly." and Angelica laughing uncontrollably at Tommy's feeble attempt to unlock his car.
The pair clumsily got in before Tommy was able to take things a little more seriously.
"Okay, I'm driving. Gotta keep cool and look like I'm not totally pissed." He said as he turned the ignition on, put the car in gear, raised the clutch onto the bite point and lowered the handbrake. He put his foot on the accelerator a little before slowly taking his foot off the clutch.
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After about 35 minutes of surprisingly safe, and not to mention rather slow, driving, Tommy had been able to successfully negotiate their way home. At the current moment, Tommy was trying to open the door. As with his car, he was having trouble putting the key into the lock. Angelica was laughing at each failed attempt and had an arm wrapped around him.
"Your crap at this." She laughed. "No wonder I love you."
"You're a bitch and I love you." Tommy remarked as the key finally went into the lock. "About fucking time to."
He turned the key and opened the door. The couple clumsily walked in. Angelica tripped on the door step and fell flat on her face. Tommy, who had been able to release Angelica's grip on him in time, laughed at her. He then shut the door and locked it as Angelica got up and used the banister rail to keep her balance.
"Shut up." She said as she leaned over and kissed him.
Tommy put his arms around her as they started to kiss passionately before struggling to get up the stairs. When they had successfully negotiated the stairs, they headed into Angelica's bedroom and collapsed onto her bed.
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-==Angelica's POV==-
The sound of rain woke Angelica up. She instantly felt a throbbing pain in her head and instinctively rubbed it with her hands. She could feel that she was not alone as her bed sheets were set to accommodate two people rather than one.
'What loser did I pick up last night?' She thought as she cracked her eyes open. She wasn't facing whoever was with her. She turned her head and saw a pile of clothes strewn across what part of the room she could see.
'I must have been really pissed to have had sex last night.' She thought as she rubbed her eyes. She tried to think of what happened. She could remember going to the bar with Tommy. She could remember his crappy Dutch accent and them arguing about something. Her next thought caused her heartbeat to increase dramatically. She remembered them kissing passionately as they stumbled up the stairs.
'Oh fucking hell! Fuck! Oh fuck! Shit! Shit! Shit! Shit! Oh Christ! I've been fucked by my cousin. Oh shit! God almighty!' Angelica was terrified. 'Oh good God! Susie must have been right. I must be in love with him! Oh shit! God I hope I'm not pregnant. Oh fucking hell!'
She now turned to look at her own cousin in bed with her. He was awake and he was looking at her.
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-==Tommy's POV==-
The sound of rain woke Tommy up. He could feel the throbbing pain of a headache and groaned quietly as he rubbed his forehead. He was able to crack open an eye to see that he was not in his room.
'I must have pulled last night.' He thought. He started to look around the room a bit. It seemed very familiar to him.
'Why does this room look so familiar?' He thought to himself. He tried to recall his memory from last night but failed to get very much information.
'Bloody alcohol. That's the last time I get wasted.' Tommy thought. His memories were vague. He could remember swiping Angelica's drink from out of her hand. He could also remember her saying that he was flirting with her and Angelica blushing. Then, he could remember...her whispering something about them going home to have sex. With the latter memory in his mind, Tommy's eyes widened.
'Oh my God. This is Angelica's room! That is why it looks so familiar. Oh fucking hell! I have fucked my cousin! Oh shit!' Tommy was unable to think rationally as he started to panic slightly. He looked around, and sure enough, he was in bed with Angelica. He had slept with the one girl he had always wanted to sleep with and now that he had, he felt awful for having done so. He was sure that she would beat the crap out of him for taking advantage of her and he would have to look for somewhere else to live. As he looked at her, she turned and they just looked at each other, unable to do anything for the moment.