Blackie: So sue me, I forgot to mention what that -1- was in the last chapter, Smooth but not slick is my favorite quote after the er....slip and slide incident....I won't get into details . ANYWAY
Rei: Blackie does not own Beyblade, only her songs and her plots.
Blackie: Yes, so review if you know what's good for you!
Kai: Otherwise, just save yourselves and leave.
Blackie: I'm going to hurt you one of these days.
Kai: I know, that's why I've prepared myself -does Karate chops- HIYA!
Blackie: haha, funny Kai
Kai: -punches Blackie-
Blackie: x.x
Rei: MEDIC!!!
--- Reviews
Maliciously Creative- That's what I thought, however that wasn't how I was Inspired. How? When my friend said, 'what would happen if there were two Kai's I just -had- to work on it XD There were more details to it, but I won't go that far, that'd be spoiling the surprise ne? n.n
Yaoi Tiger- Domo Arigatou! Hope I get to see that lemon soon n.n
Kara-sama- I'm continuing, so you better be happy -beam-
Obscurus Imber- o.o so you mean you're going to read my humor fic out of many?......I FEEL SO SPECIAL!! I won't fail you!!!
Vamoose- I'm glad you like my idea. Domo Arigatou and yeah, I find two Kai's rather....interesting .
Kodoku Wolf- Oh really? o.o Dude. But this time there's only two so yeah -sweatdrop- Anyways, I have an original yaoi website called Kudoku (it's the same as your sn cept different spelling.) I'll give out the website sooner or later when I'm not that lazy.
devilburns- Domo Arigatou! Here's more!
Raku Ozzarian princess- Well, let's just say, yes there's going to be a -slightly- wimpy Kai, but he's going to have a little bit of hentainess and flintiness in him, the second Kai is going to be pissed a lot, have less slight whimpness in him, but yet he's got a lot of hentainess and flintiness in him. And about the two Reis......that could be a good way to make a sequel n.n ----
Chapter Two- Two Kai's?
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Rei's POV
Well if Kai gave me back the necklace this never would've happened, but does my captain listen to the neko-jin? Nooooo. He just keeps it to himself and then breaks it. Yeesh, it's like little kids these days. I still wonder if I was mistakenly mis-aged or something.
It's a damn good thing I managed to get the both of them inside my room without anyone else seeing....now the more difficult task has yet to come without people coming -into- my room.
So you're still confused to why this happened? It's pretty obvious though. Before I left my village I was forced to keep a guard on a cursed necklace that already changed the lives of many people in the village.
I used to think that the stories were just myth, but when I saw it slightly start to glow in Kai's hands I knew it was ANYTHING but myth. So I am really not being served on a silver platter, and neither is Kai.
And if the elders from the village....oh double dog shit, what if they found out? Man, I can just imagine what Lee's face would look like after he finds out. He'll be laughing his ass off as he sends off the blackmail letters like there's no minyada.
And what's worse if the rest of the team found out that their once one team captain was now two. Well, I sure have a lot of crap to explain. I can see it now, a surprised Max and Kenny and a completely terrified Tyson. Yup, I sure got myself in a really big whale of a mess.
So, do I explain everything to Max, Tyson and Kenny while there's still time to save some sanity, or try to figure this out myself and manage to get Kai all in one body?
Well, the first one isn't all that fun, and neither is the second. So pretty much, what happens, happens. (I just love making everyone guess don't I?)
So back to the present time, I have both Kai's on my bed. Yes they're both similar. When the elders told me the stories, they weren't exactly all so great. They weren't all the same scenarios, which made my luck so much worse than before.
I watched the two for a moment, they've been knocked out for quite sometime. I don't know if this was a good thing or a bad one. It was a good thing that the longer that they're out, the more longer I don't need to explain this. The bad part is, I'm not even sure if they're in a coma. Damn that for not knowing CPR. (That's.....kinda sad O.o)
So do I dare attempt to wake the sleeping phoenixes or do I just leave them be?
.....
Well.....
.....er......um
.........................(I like dots, so sue me .)
Ah what the hell, they're gonna try to kill me anyway. I just hope that nine lives tale is really true.
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Blackie: Should I leave it there? -gets a bunch of shoes chucked at her- Ai!! Okay okay!! I'll continue!! .
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So now that I came to a decision of waking them up, the real question is HOW to wake them up WITHOUT them biting your head off.
I looked at the two Russians and then-
"KAI!! THE TV DIED AGAIN!!!" -1-
Keep in thought I'll have to thank Tyson later.
The Kai to the left quickly sat up and stood up, "I'm coming!"
I sweatdropped for a minute, is my hearing correct or did it get seriously clogged when I fell off those steps because I did not hear one -hint- of annoyance in his voice.
But before I could even dare ask, the first Kai was already downstairs. The second Kai was starting to get up, I could hear a slight growl as he sat up, "Okay, I leave that kid alone for just one minute, one minute and already he creates havoc."
I sweatdropped again, great, why did I have to be stuck with the pissed off Kai?
I made a small gulp before stuttering, "H-hi Kai."
Kai jerked his head to me, his same crimson eyes glaring at me, "What do you want?"
I edged away a little, kinda scared out of my mind that Kai used that kind of tone at me, even when he was particularly in his 'moods' he never back lashed at me for unspecific reasons. Well, I'll have to give him every right for him being angry at me. It was kinda my fault that he's two people now.
He noticed my uneasiness and then smirked, "You know Kitty, you sure are easy to scare. Don't get your fur all ruffled up now."
Kitty? Oh God everyone KNOWS that nickname annoys me to hell and back. I narrowed my eyes and went up to his face, "If you don't want me to get all 'ruffled up', then don't call me Kitty, cappeashe?"
"Why? I think it's a cute nickname." Kai replied, not fazed by my threat as he used his fingers to flick away the stray black locks that were in front of my eyes.
I then blinked for a moment, he was a close, a bit too close for my content. What had me trapped in his gaze was that his hands were on my arms and that his forehead was leaning on mine.
"Rei have you seen the remote-"
Both me and Kai turned our heads to see the other Kai standing at the door, sweatdropping, "Am I interrupting something?"
"Yes you are....and why the hell do you look like me?"
"I was going to ask the same thing...."
That's when both Kais looked at me. I sighed, "I have a lot of explaining to do, don't I?"
They both nodded, so I took a deep breath and told them everything, starting from my little 'graceful fall' to the separation of the yin and yang.
"And now, what used to be one Kai.....is now two Kais." I finished slowly, causing both males to exchange glances. Then one of them spoke up, "So is there a way for us to get back as 'one Kai' again? I don't want another one looking like me. It's like he's mocking my sexiness."
"Sorry." The second one whispered. I sweatdropped, never thought I'd see the day that I would hear Kai say sorry so sincerely. I then sighed, "Look, I'm not so sure yet, but for now, I think it's best that the others don't see you for now, it'll be too much of a shock for them to discover that there are Kai twins here."
Both Kais exchanged glances again before nodding in agreement. I then smiled, "Good, now what?"
"Not sure yet, but when I'm through getting Tyson a nice whack upside the head when I find him." the first one muttered, cracking his knuckles, which gave me an uncomfortable shudder. The second one shook his head, "You really need to control your temper."
"You really need to control your mouth, or do I have to do it for you?" the first one snapped, glaring at the second one who backed away but glared back. I automatically put myself between the two, "Okay, I think the both of you need to take a time out."
"Do I look like a little kid?" The first one asked me, I sighed, "Look, just calm down while-"
"Rei!? Have you seen Kai anywhere?! I need to upgrade Dranzer!!"
Automatically I saw my closet door open then I shoved myself and the second Kai into the closet, closing the door behind me, landing 'gracefully' again into the messy pile of clothes. Through the blind doors (you know those that have those rows where you can see through them?) I could see Kenny talking to the other Kai that was pretty much acting like a jack ass....wait, when wasn't he one?
I looked at the first Kai through the pitch black darkness, I noticed a pink tinge on his pale cheeks. I then noticed that I was on top of him and straddling his waist. I apologized quietly and moved to the side. We sat there for a while until Tyson got in the room and started asking Kai if he found the remote, but the Kai snapped at him, yelling that he was stupid enough to lose things like that.
Then that's when I looked at Kai next to me to see his head jerking nervously around the room. I blinked for a moment before asking, "Kai? Are you....claustrophobic?"
He nodded quickly, then I felt him cling to me, burying his face into my shirt. I blinked and wrapped my arms around the Russian, finding this very odd, but very cute at the same time.
After a while, the closet door opened to see the other Kai seeing us cuddled together in an embrace, he glared at the other Kai who glared back. They were in a glaring contest as I said, "Can't we all just get along?"
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Blackie: Apparently not, Rei n.n Hope you liked, r/r!
-1- Yeah, I kinda borrowed that from Taryn n.nUU sorry!!
--- Reviews
Maliciously Creative- That's what I thought, however that wasn't how I was Inspired. How? When my friend said, 'what would happen if there were two Kai's I just -had- to work on it XD There were more details to it, but I won't go that far, that'd be spoiling the surprise ne? n.n
Yaoi Tiger- Domo Arigatou! Hope I get to see that lemon soon n.n
Kara-sama- I'm continuing, so you better be happy -beam-
Obscurus Imber- o.o so you mean you're going to read my humor fic out of many?......I FEEL SO SPECIAL!! I won't fail you!!!
Vamoose- I'm glad you like my idea. Domo Arigatou and yeah, I find two Kai's rather....interesting .
Kodoku Wolf- Oh really? o.o Dude. But this time there's only two so yeah -sweatdrop- Anyways, I have an original yaoi website called Kudoku (it's the same as your sn cept different spelling.) I'll give out the website sooner or later when I'm not that lazy.
devilburns- Domo Arigatou! Here's more!
Raku Ozzarian princess- Well, let's just say, yes there's going to be a -slightly- wimpy Kai, but he's going to have a little bit of hentainess and flintiness in him, the second Kai is going to be pissed a lot, have less slight whimpness in him, but yet he's got a lot of hentainess and flintiness in him. And about the two Reis......that could be a good way to make a sequel n.n ----
Chapter Two- Two Kai's?
----
Rei's POV
Well if Kai gave me back the necklace this never would've happened, but does my captain listen to the neko-jin? Nooooo. He just keeps it to himself and then breaks it. Yeesh, it's like little kids these days. I still wonder if I was mistakenly mis-aged or something.
It's a damn good thing I managed to get the both of them inside my room without anyone else seeing....now the more difficult task has yet to come without people coming -into- my room.
So you're still confused to why this happened? It's pretty obvious though. Before I left my village I was forced to keep a guard on a cursed necklace that already changed the lives of many people in the village.
I used to think that the stories were just myth, but when I saw it slightly start to glow in Kai's hands I knew it was ANYTHING but myth. So I am really not being served on a silver platter, and neither is Kai.
And if the elders from the village....oh double dog shit, what if they found out? Man, I can just imagine what Lee's face would look like after he finds out. He'll be laughing his ass off as he sends off the blackmail letters like there's no minyada.
And what's worse if the rest of the team found out that their once one team captain was now two. Well, I sure have a lot of crap to explain. I can see it now, a surprised Max and Kenny and a completely terrified Tyson. Yup, I sure got myself in a really big whale of a mess.
So, do I explain everything to Max, Tyson and Kenny while there's still time to save some sanity, or try to figure this out myself and manage to get Kai all in one body?
Well, the first one isn't all that fun, and neither is the second. So pretty much, what happens, happens. (I just love making everyone guess don't I?)
So back to the present time, I have both Kai's on my bed. Yes they're both similar. When the elders told me the stories, they weren't exactly all so great. They weren't all the same scenarios, which made my luck so much worse than before.
I watched the two for a moment, they've been knocked out for quite sometime. I don't know if this was a good thing or a bad one. It was a good thing that the longer that they're out, the more longer I don't need to explain this. The bad part is, I'm not even sure if they're in a coma. Damn that for not knowing CPR. (That's.....kinda sad O.o)
So do I dare attempt to wake the sleeping phoenixes or do I just leave them be?
.....
Well.....
.....er......um
.........................(I like dots, so sue me .)
Ah what the hell, they're gonna try to kill me anyway. I just hope that nine lives tale is really true.
----
Blackie: Should I leave it there? -gets a bunch of shoes chucked at her- Ai!! Okay okay!! I'll continue!! .
----
So now that I came to a decision of waking them up, the real question is HOW to wake them up WITHOUT them biting your head off.
I looked at the two Russians and then-
"KAI!! THE TV DIED AGAIN!!!" -1-
Keep in thought I'll have to thank Tyson later.
The Kai to the left quickly sat up and stood up, "I'm coming!"
I sweatdropped for a minute, is my hearing correct or did it get seriously clogged when I fell off those steps because I did not hear one -hint- of annoyance in his voice.
But before I could even dare ask, the first Kai was already downstairs. The second Kai was starting to get up, I could hear a slight growl as he sat up, "Okay, I leave that kid alone for just one minute, one minute and already he creates havoc."
I sweatdropped again, great, why did I have to be stuck with the pissed off Kai?
I made a small gulp before stuttering, "H-hi Kai."
Kai jerked his head to me, his same crimson eyes glaring at me, "What do you want?"
I edged away a little, kinda scared out of my mind that Kai used that kind of tone at me, even when he was particularly in his 'moods' he never back lashed at me for unspecific reasons. Well, I'll have to give him every right for him being angry at me. It was kinda my fault that he's two people now.
He noticed my uneasiness and then smirked, "You know Kitty, you sure are easy to scare. Don't get your fur all ruffled up now."
Kitty? Oh God everyone KNOWS that nickname annoys me to hell and back. I narrowed my eyes and went up to his face, "If you don't want me to get all 'ruffled up', then don't call me Kitty, cappeashe?"
"Why? I think it's a cute nickname." Kai replied, not fazed by my threat as he used his fingers to flick away the stray black locks that were in front of my eyes.
I then blinked for a moment, he was a close, a bit too close for my content. What had me trapped in his gaze was that his hands were on my arms and that his forehead was leaning on mine.
"Rei have you seen the remote-"
Both me and Kai turned our heads to see the other Kai standing at the door, sweatdropping, "Am I interrupting something?"
"Yes you are....and why the hell do you look like me?"
"I was going to ask the same thing...."
That's when both Kais looked at me. I sighed, "I have a lot of explaining to do, don't I?"
They both nodded, so I took a deep breath and told them everything, starting from my little 'graceful fall' to the separation of the yin and yang.
"And now, what used to be one Kai.....is now two Kais." I finished slowly, causing both males to exchange glances. Then one of them spoke up, "So is there a way for us to get back as 'one Kai' again? I don't want another one looking like me. It's like he's mocking my sexiness."
"Sorry." The second one whispered. I sweatdropped, never thought I'd see the day that I would hear Kai say sorry so sincerely. I then sighed, "Look, I'm not so sure yet, but for now, I think it's best that the others don't see you for now, it'll be too much of a shock for them to discover that there are Kai twins here."
Both Kais exchanged glances again before nodding in agreement. I then smiled, "Good, now what?"
"Not sure yet, but when I'm through getting Tyson a nice whack upside the head when I find him." the first one muttered, cracking his knuckles, which gave me an uncomfortable shudder. The second one shook his head, "You really need to control your temper."
"You really need to control your mouth, or do I have to do it for you?" the first one snapped, glaring at the second one who backed away but glared back. I automatically put myself between the two, "Okay, I think the both of you need to take a time out."
"Do I look like a little kid?" The first one asked me, I sighed, "Look, just calm down while-"
"Rei!? Have you seen Kai anywhere?! I need to upgrade Dranzer!!"
Automatically I saw my closet door open then I shoved myself and the second Kai into the closet, closing the door behind me, landing 'gracefully' again into the messy pile of clothes. Through the blind doors (you know those that have those rows where you can see through them?) I could see Kenny talking to the other Kai that was pretty much acting like a jack ass....wait, when wasn't he one?
I looked at the first Kai through the pitch black darkness, I noticed a pink tinge on his pale cheeks. I then noticed that I was on top of him and straddling his waist. I apologized quietly and moved to the side. We sat there for a while until Tyson got in the room and started asking Kai if he found the remote, but the Kai snapped at him, yelling that he was stupid enough to lose things like that.
Then that's when I looked at Kai next to me to see his head jerking nervously around the room. I blinked for a moment before asking, "Kai? Are you....claustrophobic?"
He nodded quickly, then I felt him cling to me, burying his face into my shirt. I blinked and wrapped my arms around the Russian, finding this very odd, but very cute at the same time.
After a while, the closet door opened to see the other Kai seeing us cuddled together in an embrace, he glared at the other Kai who glared back. They were in a glaring contest as I said, "Can't we all just get along?"
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Blackie: Apparently not, Rei n.n Hope you liked, r/r!
-1- Yeah, I kinda borrowed that from Taryn n.nUU sorry!!
