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Kodoku Wolf- Er, here's the update? o.oU

A dragon's crystal- n.nU sorry, I was being evil, read the top. And yeah, bad Kai's going to be molesting Rei a lot in this fic so watch out.

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Maliciously Creative- Well I'm not telling you, Chris, yet -winker- And your instinct is right too. And your third question, I really haven't decided yet, it'll all depend on what I feel like it. And about the cliff thing, read the top.

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Chapter Four- Hanky Panky?

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"Only under one condition."

I rose an eyebrow, I was sitting on a devil as we speak, "That would be?"

"Maybe a little kiss from my little kitten?" Kai asked, smirking even more.

I blinked for a minute then stared at Kai. Well I always found Kai rather attractive, and I -did- let him take my shirt off and allowed him to molest me. And also I was gay, so there wasn't anything bad about him molesting me anyway, I was enjoying every second of it....while it lasted.

So I shrugged, one little kiss wouldn't hurt would it?

I leaned down, while Kai moved up, our lips almost touching-

That's when I felt the wind knocked out of me, literally I mean. I was pulled back by someone from behind me. I turned my head and saw another pair of crimson eyes looking back at me.

"Hey, we were in a middle of a bargain here?" The bad Kai informed. The good Kai held me possessively. Then it all clicked, of course. If Kai had a crush on me before, then when he was separated, both Kais are now.

Oh great, now I'm being affectionally fought over. Why didn't I think of that before? (Becuase I thought of it first :-P) Well don't I feel special? Okay, maybe a little. Hey, you can't help but think some things with two Kais, I mean, c'mon. It's not everyday you have 'twins' having the hots for you, now huh?

I thought for a moment then smirked, maybe....just maybe I could use this to my advantage, in more ways than one. In the end, Kai's going to be back in one body and be able to ravish me senseless and I get to play 'hard to get' mind games with both of them (And we all thought that Rei was naive. This is his story .)

So it all works out, hopefully I don't end up having both Kai try to kill each other over me. Well, I'll just have to settle that now will I? I slipped out of the good Kai's grasp and looked at them both. The good Kai was kinda sitting on the bad Kai's legs while the bad Kai was still leaning back on the couch. Me? I'm just looking at them trying not to drool and lacking a shirt.

Now if this was possible, my math calculations would be MeKaisBed= No one's getting any sleep tonight. (Is it just me, or did I just turn Rei into a complete pervert?)

Both Kai's looked at me, wondering what I was thinking about because I did have a smirk on my face for no mentioned reason at all. Well, they'll find out right about now.

"Look guys, I know what's going on and I know you're fighting over me. But, I'm not going to come down easily."

The bad Kai smirked, knowing him he was taking this as a challenge and the good Kai? Well, he was just shrugging like it was no big deal, thinking it was going to be a synch.

"Glad you're complying, besides, it'll be hard for just one of you to take me down." I mentioned. I saw the slightly confused looks on their faces. I knew if I gave them any details, that'll just spoil the plan. So I stayed quiet and then took my shirt from bad Kai's hands.

"I'll take that." I said, then looked at the garment before smirking. I twirled it slightly then snapped the fabric twice, slapping both Kai's sharply like a whip. They gave me a glare so I took it as a sign to run off. And another chase begins!

I managed to run around the house for at least 20 minutes, considering I had pretty high stamina, but Kai, I dunno where he gets the energy. He just gets charged up in the morning, and I do not see any extension cord to him......oh Kami-sama Rei, you just HAVE to get your mind out of the gutter.

But then I felt weight pull me down. Sometimes I curse gravity as I fell to the floor with my face on the soft squishy blue carpet. Both Kai's were on either side of me, each one holding an arm so I couldn't move, but I could still kick my legs around a little, but no such luck. I glared at the both of them, but then. I saw something that I was so scared of.

They were smirking, both at the same time.

Oh....shit.

I have no idea what they were planning, but whatever it is, it involves me, something with me and my pride.

I then felt one of their hands slide down my back with a feathery touch, causing shivering sensations to attack my senses. Then my eyes widened when I felt a slight squeeze to my rear.

Actually when I turned my head I saw both Kais having one hand on either one of my butt cheeks. My eyes widened even more as I felt a stray hand go under me and slide down my stomach and dangerously past my navel.

I groaned slightly as their hands massaged my ass. Gods, usually I -hated- when people touched my butt. They'll always pinch it, grab it or hell I've gotten spanked too many times to shake a stick at. Maybe that was because it was always girls that touched it, but when either Kai touched it, my anger goes out the window with that.

But then I felt a jolt of pleasure shot from my erection to my mind since someone was being a little bit touchy. I knew for a fact it was bad Kai since he was smirking and you could tell he was the culprit. The good Kai gave a small grin before planting his lips over mine.

I felt a purr rumble in my throat as I kissed back. I felt the bad Kai's warm breath at the nape of my neck before grazing on my skin ever so gently. Pretty much my position now was me sitting on bad Kai's lap while good Kai was leaning over me, my legs spread out with bad Kai's hand in between (More mental images anyone?)

I knew I would have a lot of explaining to do as both Kais were now lacking shirts. I had a hard time thinking as their hands wandered my body with sheer pleasure. Sooner or later I'm gonna have to find a way to make this permanent. I mean, I know two Kais can sometimes be a pain in the ass (in more ways than one) But hey, if I get laid in the end, then why the hell am I complaining?

Then it hit me, I reluctantly dragged my lips away from the good Kai's torso before hopping off bad Kai's lap. I grabbed my shirt, then theirs and tossed it at their faces saying, "Guys, we can't do this now."

"Why not?!" Both Kais asked in unison, sounding disappointed. Hey, I was disappointed too, if I had the choice, we wouldn't be having this conversation right now.

"Because if we do, we'll be tired and sleep on the floor butt naked for Tyson, Max and Kenny to find and we already scared them out of their minds that there are two Kais in the house hold." I explained. The two Kais looked at each other, then at me.

"So?"

That caused me to anime fall, "So that means no hanky panky til later!"

Both Russians stared at me for a minute at my choice of words. I sweatdropped and then said, "What? Do you want me to say 'So that means no fucking til later!'?"

"That sounds better." The good Kai replied.

The bad Kai patted the other on the back, "Now that's my other half."

I sweatdropped again, "This will take a lot of time to get used to." I was about to put my shirt back on until bad Kai took it again.

"You look perfectly fine without one, Rei."

I pouted, "But I don't want to-"

"Stay shirtless for the rest of the day and we'll grope you again." The good Kai bargained.

I then looked at him and then smirked, "You got yourself a deal."

The bad Kai looked at his other half, "Is this the same goody two shoes Kai that was telling me not to hit Tyson?"

"Yep, the one...er...two and only?"

That caused me to facefault. Yup, definitely when they separated, half their minds separated as well.

"Well, we're gonna have to wait til the other three wake up, then we have to have a little talk." I informed. The bad Kai sighed, "Why do I have a feeling I'm going to regret this later?"

"Because we are." Both me and the good Kai replied.

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Blackie: There's a hint of molestation, I would've added more, but I want to keep it clean so I don't get booted off v.vU So anyway, Read and Review. And remember, no hanky panky!!!