Blackie: YAY!! FIFTH CHAPTER!! SO DON'T SUE ME!!!
Goldie: -takes Blackie's megaphone and brings it to Blackie's ear- YOU DON'T NEED TO YELL, I'M STANDING RIGHT HERE!!
Blackie: Aiiii -faints-
Rei: -jumping up and down on a trampoline- Blackie.....does....not....own...Beyblade......only....her.....songs...and her....plots.
Goldie: O.o er yeah, what the bouncing neko-jin said-
Rei: -falls off- x.x ow
--- Reviews
A dragon's crystal- o.o Er just don't kill me Tala alright? Or Crystal will be very upset that I didn't update when I'm dead .
MasterFranny- Yes, Hanky panky . I couldn't think of anything else more random for Rei to say so :-P Anyway glad you liked the chapter.
Death Phoenix- Here ya go, another update.
T.k-Kon- Domo Arigatou! We are keeping it up so yay!!
Platinum Rei- Yes I made Rei say hanky panky, I know its random and I know it's so out of character and I know I made Rei look a bit odd and I know that it was something out of the ordinary.......what's wrong with that?
crazy nek0-JIN . Yes a lot of duel gropage, if this keeps up I might add more.
nekomoongirl- Yes, a lot of fun -cracks knuckles-
Bonnie/Max/Rei- Thanks...never thought of it creepy, but yeah n.nU
Ice Dragon638- Yes -bows- I shall serve you with many fluffy Rei/Kai chapters with a lot of duel gropage to boot .
Shadow Tigress a.k.a Kit- -waves the stick- Beware!! BEWARE THE WRATH OF MY POKING STICK!!! -gets a grape chucked at her- Owie!! v.v
devilburns- Here ya go, nice chapter
keisan- Yes I wonder why . Yes this might be a threesome, but Rei stays in the middle if that happens . I'm still thinking.
Kodoku Wolf- Maybe ........Maybe not . Ask Bubba. points to a random dog
Raku Ozzarian princess- o.o wow, I must be really entertaining to the mind.
TheMindIsATerribleThingToTaste- n.nU Let's not fight children, please.
Kara-sama- Yes! Hanky panky!!! I made Rei say hanky panky, I know its random and I know it's so out of character and I know I made Rei look a bit odd and I know that it was something out of the ordinary.......what's wrong with that? I do NOT see anything wrong with that!!!
Maliciously Creative- . Unless you want me kicked off and never continue this fic, then I'll give more hanky panky....that sounded so wrong.
animeandraia- -whacks Taryn- I didn't mean it that way!!!! -.- Besides, Rei is in the middle of this and I'm still thinking about making it a threesome or not! Give me a break already!....-whacks herself- x.x
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Chapter Five- See Evil
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Okay, I never found the sense of drinking tea very pleasant, since I'm the milk drinking kind of guy (He's a neko-jin, work with me here .) but at the moment, tea sounded really good especially after all the craziness that's happened all in one day....just ONE day can take the living fire out of you...and I don't mean matches either (-holding a bunch of matches- aw man!! -pout-)
But if you think about it, you make a crash landing on the ground face first, then turning your team captain into two team captains, getting thrown into the closet twice...or in other words thrown yourself into the closet two times, each time getting thrown in with either captain and getting some sort of physical contact, then getting molested in the closet, getting your shirt stolen by one of your captains to find yourself chasing him around the house like a mad tiger and THEN the finale getting molested AGAIN....and you'd probably take the tea kettle and have all the tea to yourself.
But me, I'm not that mean.
Anyway, the three of us were just sitting on the couch with cups of tea in hand. At the moment, we were all thinking of what we were going to tell the others of this little mishap. At least that's what I'M thinking at the moment. Only higher beings could know what could be dancing around their head. Hmm Kai lap-dancing- Rei!! Stick to the subject!!
I mentally shook my head and looked upstairs, "Are they ever going to wake up?"
"No idea, the longer they're knocked out, the more I'm starting to regret that we stopped our in what you put 'hanky panky'." Bad Kai muttered, taking a sip of his strong tea.
"It was a good word at the moment!!" I protested.
"You could've said the other word, we wouldn't be offended." The good Kai pointed out after his sip of tea.
"Okay so you do want me to say no fucking til later, is that right?" standing up as I placed my tea on the coffee table.
"Yes." Both Kai's replied in unison.
"FINE THEN! NO FUCKING TIL LATER!!" I shouted, practically scaring the triangle tattoos off their faces.
The two Kai's weren't exactly looking at me, they were looking behind me....and I'm not talking about my ass hentais!! Wait, I am a hentai....and I got molested by two Kais that acted like hentais and I didn't give a crap so the officially makes me the ultimate hentai....never mind....I'll shut up now.
"Don't tell me.." I said aloud, "I have an audience, don't I?"
"Yup." Both Kais and the other three who were Tyson, Max and Kenny said in a chorus. I sighed and picked up my cup of tea before chugging it down.
After explaining the situation AGAIN for the third time that day, I went back to my tea. Kenny examined the broken yin yang in his palm, "You know, I've been thinking.....if it was broken when Kai was holding it, he became two people right?"
"Yes?"
"Well what happens if you put it back together?" Kenny suggested.
The two Kais looked at each other, then at the necklace.
"Why didn't we think of that before?" Rei asked.
"Because you never mentioned that it could still be put together?" Bad Kai pointed out.
"Oh gee, is that a good thing or a bad one?"
"Forget that now, we better have you two put the necklace together, all of this yin yang stuff is really making me see double."
"Then why are you looking at us cross-eyed, Tyson?" Max asked.
Tyson looked at Max and shrugged, "Dunno."
"Let's get this over with then." The good Kai said taking the yin piece of the necklace while the bad Kai took the yang pice of the necklace.
"Alright, if anything happens, call the Ghost-busters-"
Everyone looked at them oddly, sweatdropping as they did.
"What? It's in the damn script!" Bad Kai pointed out.
(. Yes it was.)
"Why did you say that?"
"Because there's this girl named Blackie who told us too."
"But isn't Blackie a singer? She can't possibly be an author....is she?"
(You'd be surprised .)
"Oh what the hell, just get it over with." Kai mumbled, getting annoyed. The good Kai nodded as both Russians put the necklace together in one small 'click'
The necklace glowed a deep scarlet red and flashed the room with glaring light, which caused everyone to sheild their eyes. After a while the light faded away as fast as it came.
I was the first one to open my eyes, only to see the same scene as before.
"Nothing happened."
"Damn suspense voodoo." Tyson muttered.
I sighed, "If that didn't work, that means I have no choice....but to call Lee."
"What!?" Both Kai's exasperated.
"Don't be so dramatic, Lee will find out why it didn't work." I picked up the phone and started dialing the numbers to his apartment which was a city away. True, him and the White Tigers apparently were getting ready for some mini tournament that was supposed to go on in that city and they were representing it.
"Hello, Lee speaking."
"Hey Lee, it's me...Rei."
"Hey Rei! How's it going buddy? It's a bit odd that you're calling me, is something wrong?"
"Nothing too bad....well...you see..." I started, okay so how was I going to say this? My team captain accidentally broke the cursed yin yang and now he's two people and when we tried putting the necklace back together, it didn't work and I need your help and please don't tell the elders or I'll be walking the green mile?
"Let me take a wild guess."
I gulped, this is going to hurt.
"You forgot it was Mariah's birthday last week didn't ya?"
I had this sudden urge to whack Lee upside the head, but I thought otherwise since one, I'm talking to him on the phone and two, if I kill him now I'll lose all hope of getting Kai in one body.
"No, even thought I -want- to forget, I sent her a present anyway." (Let me give you a hint, it's dead, it's rotten and it smells like a sewer! Give me an R give me an A and give me a T! What's that spell? DEAD RAT!!...yes it's only for pranks . The guys just love making fun of us gals hm? Rei's just one of those guys, he can have his fun, right? Just like he did with the Kais.....MOVING ON!!)
Lee laughed, "Right. Anyway, if that's not the problem then what is it?"
"Er...."
"Let me guess, you broke the yin yang curse didn't you?"
"Yup."
"Who's two people?"
"Kai."
"Great and I thought one was bad enough."
"I find it rather....enjoyable."
"I beg your pardon?"
"Never mind, Lee, anyway, I need to ask you something about it. We put the necklace together....but nothing happened."
"I know the reason why."
"What's that?"
"Well Rei.....I have a bit of a confession to make."
"If Mariah's making another pre-arranged wedding for me again, I'm not ever coming back to China."
"NO! Not that! It's just that....the last person that was separated before is still separated."
"What? Who is it?"
".....You."
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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm so evil!! XDD Read and review if you want me to continue!!
--- Reviews
A dragon's crystal- o.o Er just don't kill me Tala alright? Or Crystal will be very upset that I didn't update when I'm dead .
MasterFranny- Yes, Hanky panky . I couldn't think of anything else more random for Rei to say so :-P Anyway glad you liked the chapter.
Death Phoenix- Here ya go, another update.
T.k-Kon- Domo Arigatou! We are keeping it up so yay!!
Platinum Rei- Yes I made Rei say hanky panky, I know its random and I know it's so out of character and I know I made Rei look a bit odd and I know that it was something out of the ordinary.......what's wrong with that?
crazy nek0-JIN . Yes a lot of duel gropage, if this keeps up I might add more.
nekomoongirl- Yes, a lot of fun -cracks knuckles-
Bonnie/Max/Rei- Thanks...never thought of it creepy, but yeah n.nU
Ice Dragon638- Yes -bows- I shall serve you with many fluffy Rei/Kai chapters with a lot of duel gropage to boot .
Shadow Tigress a.k.a Kit- -waves the stick- Beware!! BEWARE THE WRATH OF MY POKING STICK!!! -gets a grape chucked at her- Owie!! v.v
devilburns- Here ya go, nice chapter
keisan- Yes I wonder why . Yes this might be a threesome, but Rei stays in the middle if that happens . I'm still thinking.
Kodoku Wolf- Maybe ........Maybe not . Ask Bubba. points to a random dog
Raku Ozzarian princess- o.o wow, I must be really entertaining to the mind.
TheMindIsATerribleThingToTaste- n.nU Let's not fight children, please.
Kara-sama- Yes! Hanky panky!!! I made Rei say hanky panky, I know its random and I know it's so out of character and I know I made Rei look a bit odd and I know that it was something out of the ordinary.......what's wrong with that? I do NOT see anything wrong with that!!!
Maliciously Creative- . Unless you want me kicked off and never continue this fic, then I'll give more hanky panky....that sounded so wrong.
animeandraia- -whacks Taryn- I didn't mean it that way!!!! -.- Besides, Rei is in the middle of this and I'm still thinking about making it a threesome or not! Give me a break already!....-whacks herself- x.x
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Chapter Five- See Evil
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Okay, I never found the sense of drinking tea very pleasant, since I'm the milk drinking kind of guy (He's a neko-jin, work with me here .) but at the moment, tea sounded really good especially after all the craziness that's happened all in one day....just ONE day can take the living fire out of you...and I don't mean matches either (-holding a bunch of matches- aw man!! -pout-)
But if you think about it, you make a crash landing on the ground face first, then turning your team captain into two team captains, getting thrown into the closet twice...or in other words thrown yourself into the closet two times, each time getting thrown in with either captain and getting some sort of physical contact, then getting molested in the closet, getting your shirt stolen by one of your captains to find yourself chasing him around the house like a mad tiger and THEN the finale getting molested AGAIN....and you'd probably take the tea kettle and have all the tea to yourself.
But me, I'm not that mean.
Anyway, the three of us were just sitting on the couch with cups of tea in hand. At the moment, we were all thinking of what we were going to tell the others of this little mishap. At least that's what I'M thinking at the moment. Only higher beings could know what could be dancing around their head. Hmm Kai lap-dancing- Rei!! Stick to the subject!!
I mentally shook my head and looked upstairs, "Are they ever going to wake up?"
"No idea, the longer they're knocked out, the more I'm starting to regret that we stopped our in what you put 'hanky panky'." Bad Kai muttered, taking a sip of his strong tea.
"It was a good word at the moment!!" I protested.
"You could've said the other word, we wouldn't be offended." The good Kai pointed out after his sip of tea.
"Okay so you do want me to say no fucking til later, is that right?" standing up as I placed my tea on the coffee table.
"Yes." Both Kai's replied in unison.
"FINE THEN! NO FUCKING TIL LATER!!" I shouted, practically scaring the triangle tattoos off their faces.
The two Kai's weren't exactly looking at me, they were looking behind me....and I'm not talking about my ass hentais!! Wait, I am a hentai....and I got molested by two Kais that acted like hentais and I didn't give a crap so the officially makes me the ultimate hentai....never mind....I'll shut up now.
"Don't tell me.." I said aloud, "I have an audience, don't I?"
"Yup." Both Kais and the other three who were Tyson, Max and Kenny said in a chorus. I sighed and picked up my cup of tea before chugging it down.
After explaining the situation AGAIN for the third time that day, I went back to my tea. Kenny examined the broken yin yang in his palm, "You know, I've been thinking.....if it was broken when Kai was holding it, he became two people right?"
"Yes?"
"Well what happens if you put it back together?" Kenny suggested.
The two Kais looked at each other, then at the necklace.
"Why didn't we think of that before?" Rei asked.
"Because you never mentioned that it could still be put together?" Bad Kai pointed out.
"Oh gee, is that a good thing or a bad one?"
"Forget that now, we better have you two put the necklace together, all of this yin yang stuff is really making me see double."
"Then why are you looking at us cross-eyed, Tyson?" Max asked.
Tyson looked at Max and shrugged, "Dunno."
"Let's get this over with then." The good Kai said taking the yin piece of the necklace while the bad Kai took the yang pice of the necklace.
"Alright, if anything happens, call the Ghost-busters-"
Everyone looked at them oddly, sweatdropping as they did.
"What? It's in the damn script!" Bad Kai pointed out.
(. Yes it was.)
"Why did you say that?"
"Because there's this girl named Blackie who told us too."
"But isn't Blackie a singer? She can't possibly be an author....is she?"
(You'd be surprised .)
"Oh what the hell, just get it over with." Kai mumbled, getting annoyed. The good Kai nodded as both Russians put the necklace together in one small 'click'
The necklace glowed a deep scarlet red and flashed the room with glaring light, which caused everyone to sheild their eyes. After a while the light faded away as fast as it came.
I was the first one to open my eyes, only to see the same scene as before.
"Nothing happened."
"Damn suspense voodoo." Tyson muttered.
I sighed, "If that didn't work, that means I have no choice....but to call Lee."
"What!?" Both Kai's exasperated.
"Don't be so dramatic, Lee will find out why it didn't work." I picked up the phone and started dialing the numbers to his apartment which was a city away. True, him and the White Tigers apparently were getting ready for some mini tournament that was supposed to go on in that city and they were representing it.
"Hello, Lee speaking."
"Hey Lee, it's me...Rei."
"Hey Rei! How's it going buddy? It's a bit odd that you're calling me, is something wrong?"
"Nothing too bad....well...you see..." I started, okay so how was I going to say this? My team captain accidentally broke the cursed yin yang and now he's two people and when we tried putting the necklace back together, it didn't work and I need your help and please don't tell the elders or I'll be walking the green mile?
"Let me take a wild guess."
I gulped, this is going to hurt.
"You forgot it was Mariah's birthday last week didn't ya?"
I had this sudden urge to whack Lee upside the head, but I thought otherwise since one, I'm talking to him on the phone and two, if I kill him now I'll lose all hope of getting Kai in one body.
"No, even thought I -want- to forget, I sent her a present anyway." (Let me give you a hint, it's dead, it's rotten and it smells like a sewer! Give me an R give me an A and give me a T! What's that spell? DEAD RAT!!...yes it's only for pranks . The guys just love making fun of us gals hm? Rei's just one of those guys, he can have his fun, right? Just like he did with the Kais.....MOVING ON!!)
Lee laughed, "Right. Anyway, if that's not the problem then what is it?"
"Er...."
"Let me guess, you broke the yin yang curse didn't you?"
"Yup."
"Who's two people?"
"Kai."
"Great and I thought one was bad enough."
"I find it rather....enjoyable."
"I beg your pardon?"
"Never mind, Lee, anyway, I need to ask you something about it. We put the necklace together....but nothing happened."
"I know the reason why."
"What's that?"
"Well Rei.....I have a bit of a confession to make."
"If Mariah's making another pre-arranged wedding for me again, I'm not ever coming back to China."
"NO! Not that! It's just that....the last person that was separated before is still separated."
"What? Who is it?"
".....You."
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MUAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I'm so evil!! XDD Read and review if you want me to continue!!