Blackie: Chapter Seven heaven! Don't sue me!
Kai: Why do you say that every single chapter?
Blackie: Because I don't want people suing me?
Kai: o.o You scare me sometimes, Blackie, you know that?
Blackie: . Sometimes I scare myself.
Kai: O.o
Rei: Blackie does not own Beyblade, just her songs and her plots.
Blackie: On with the fic.
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Reviews:
devilburns- Domo arigatou. Rai will be coming sooner than you think -wink- And I'll tell them, but they're always a bit over protective of their little neko-jins
Tariki Rania- It's alright, happens all the time x.x if you know what I mean. Anyway, Rai isn't that scary . He's scarier than me, but not as scary.
crazy nek0-JIN- Yes Rai a gang leader . I thought it was good too, I didn't think of anything else besides gang leader or mobster. Mobster is a bit too far fetched so I went with gang leader. Domo Arigatou!
Kara-sama- Yeah I read that a little bit too much . So sue me. And I think you and Kai need to break it up before I get my poking stick and...and.....Hold up I'm still thinking .
Shadow Tigress a.k.a Kit- Yay!!-goes to poke Kai but Rayne stops her- Aww man ;-; now what am I supposed to poke?! -runs off crying- YOU MEANIE!! (Goldie: -.- Don't worry, she'll be back.)
Hitokiri of the Bloodless Moon- Domo Arigatou! Yeah v.v I get that a lot so don't worry, I'm used to it. And here's the update Hope you're really really happy
darksaphire- Wow I really got you laughing didn't I? o.o I must be doing something right then. And yeah he'll get his coolness back 9.9 and there's going to be butt kicking and butt groping for Rai and Rei later -wink-
A dragon's crystal- I really do like the figurine you gave me, I still need to thank my fans- (Goldie: Blackie-) Fine fine. Anyways Tala, don't be such a mother hen, please we already have enough of those x.x
Ice Dragon638- Yeah, they're fighting over cars, I know its random, but I thought of it really funny . Anyway, if they join, I'd probably be dead now x.x
TNTiggris- Well yeah...had bad experiences with it, very very bad experiences . Don't ask what, it's not pretty or I would have to put this fic as a Rated R one.
Neko Phoenix Girl- Domo arigatou! Yeah Rei's the good side, it's hard to believe x.x And how perverted Rai is? You don't want to know, you really really do NOT want to know.
Freedra Kyes- Domo Arigatou! Well here's how I accomplished this! Are you saying you are underestimating me? Evil Lil' BLackie Stardom? You thought wrong my dear -laughs evilly- (Goldie: Oi)
Forfirith-on-a-sugar-high- Domo Arigatou and Here's how hot Rai is- I mean how Rai is like. And you know a lot of humor and flirting to boot plus some randomness o.o
MasterFranny- Domo Arigatou! Hell yeah I can see them go out and at it in my head. Want some pictures? -grin- And here's the next chapter for ya!! Hope you enjoy -wink-
Atsuko-chan- Domo- o.o You wouldn't kill me, I'm the grim reaper's cousin!!!....Twice...removed . And hopefully I'll add more Kai/Rei goodness, it'll come the next chapter very...very soon.
TheMindIsATerribleThingToTaste- Yeah Max, better watch out or the little sister will be so devastated... oh well, gonna have some falls here and there, might as well bite them on the butt- (-gets poked-) OW!! Hey who did that?!
Raku Ozzarian princess- Dude o.o de-ja-vu. Domo arigatou! Yeah it's hard to accept, I know . But you'll see why Rei's the good one in this chapter soon enough.
Pikkulintu- Domo Arigatou! Man I really feel stupid, I don't know Ramsus ;-; sorry!! I'm just a bit lazy to read archives on music, I just listen to music damnit!! x.x
keisan- Yeah it is....Domo arigatou! It will be a tad scary, but I'll always wipe that out of the system with my great and grand humor to boot with the Rei/Kai fluffiness! n.n
Moonlit Sea- Domo Arigatou! Yeah Rai will be bad to the bone DA DAN DA DA DA!! Bad to the bone!! Da DA Da DA DA!....Sorry, couldn't help myself n.nU Here's the update!!
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Chapter Seven- Speak Evil
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"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"So we're still in the middle of no where?"
"Yes."
"How much longer?"
"Nine hours."
"How much longer?"
"Nine hours."
"How long is that?"
"Nine hours."
"How many minutes is that?"
"Five hundred forty minutes."
"Oh....So is that a long time?"
"Yes."
"..........Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we-"
"NO!!" Everyone in the SUV snapped.
It was quiet for twenty seconds, at first I thought the ridiculous sense of twenty questions was over until-
"Are we there yet?"
"Damnit Gary would you shut your mouth for just five minutes?!?! I can hardly think when you're asking the same question over and over again!!" Mariah snapped, glaring at the other male that was sitting next to Lee. Gary glared back at the pink haired neko-jin, but didn't reply, instead he went back to asking 'Are we there yet?'
This ladies and gentlemen, is a typical ten hour drive...and it's only been an hour.
Oh Kami, save me.
Well you all know that Lee and Gary were sitting on the front, Kevin and Mariah were sitting in the second row while me, Kei and Kai were sitting in the back with me in the middle. Yup, almost every time I get in a car, on a motorcycle or in the bus I'm always stuck in the fricken middle. What the hell is up with that? I mean I have to look at some to my left or so my right and it gets so annoying. Maybe my sense with Kei being claustrophobic is really getting to my mind....man I really need a happy pill right now. Don't call me a hippie either.
Okay so we've only drove for an hour and what? Five minutes? I'm starting to reconsider for Kai taking control of the wheel and maybe cut the driving session in half, then we can find Rai and get this whole thing over with.
When I thought about Rai, it was really scary. Me? As a gang leader? A pyro? Threatening 130 people?.....This is a kooky version of Dr. Jeckel and Mr. Hyde gone wrong.
Okay okay so maybe I was interested into Rai more than one can think. All I want to know is how different he is to me anyway. Well I know he's a much more worse version of me, but what scares me most is that if I'm my perverted self....let's not even wander that subject. (-wandering Rai's mind- oooooh pretty yaoi hardcore thoughts :-9)
The only thing that bothered me is how Kei and Kai are thinking of him. Kai, I know he's probably having some sort of sexual fantasy since he hasn't spoken since we left. And the fact that he's grinning like he just took over hell. Kei, I have no idea what he's thinking, but he did have his hand on my thigh....and a bit too suggestively near my inner thigh. Not that I mind though....I just don't want him and Kai screw me in the SUV with my former team still in the SUV. When we're alone in the parking lot without the White Tiger team supervision, THEN we'll think about it. (What have I done to poor innocent Rei?)
As the drive continued on, I then noticed something. Lee, Kevin, Mariah and Gary had slightly disgusted looks on their faces, looking at each other, then I felt my nose twitch as a stench entered my nasal route.
"ALRIGHT!! Who did it?!" Kai snapped, pinching his nose in disgust. Lee looked at Kai innocently, "I didn't do it I swear!!"
After he said that, Mariah made a really freaky noise (Maybe a mix of a meow and a groan) before collapsing to the floor of the SUV. (tsk tsk tsk, she didn't have her seat belt on)
Kei lifted part of his shirt over his nose and mouth, "Well someone must've done it! Or else we'd be smelling cow crap, but we're not in the country damnit!!"
"God whoever did it must've had some beans for...wait a minute." Kevin then glared at Gary, "It was you wasn't it?! You had that taco for lunch!!"
"It wasn't me!" Gary swore, raising his hands up in defense. I looked at the knocked out Mariah and then joined in on the accusation.
"Well Mariah wouldn't have passed out if she wasn't behind the one who farted so it must've been you."
"I'm telling you, I didn't do it!!"
"You've got too much evidence on you buddy." Lee agreed, keeping his eyes on the road.
"But you're just pointing the finger at me because I was being annoying." My Kami he admits himself being annoying. Hell froze over, I just knew it.
"De-ni-al." Kevin said by the syllable. Gary looked like finally snapped and then stood up on the car seat, his head bumping into the roof of the SUV while yelling, "OKAY! I WAS THE ONE THAT FUCKING FARTED! YOU HAPPY NOW?!"
Just as he said it, a pair of good looking girls in a sports car passing by on the highway were staring straight at him and then speed up a little bit faster than before. Apparently they heard it since the window was WIDE open.
It was silent for a minute until everyone (minus Mariah and Gary) bursted out laughing.
"That's not funny!" Gary roared, slumping back into his seat. Lee was laughing so hard he almost swerved sideways into a four wheeler. Kevin was pounding his fist on the window, his face was so red as he continued laughing.
After a while of laughing a loud disturbing fart cut off the laughing in a second. We all looked at Gary, but he was looking at Lee who was sweatdropping in embarrassment.
"That was me that time, my bad."
Then that was my turn to faint.
--Meanwhile--
Tyson was happily eating chocolate while watching TV as Max was taking a shower, he was watching his favorite cartoon as the blonde stepped out with a towel around his waist. Due to the opening of the creaky bathroom door, Tyson turned his attention to the half nude American blond and made a sexy growl loud enough for Max to hear, causing the blush on his cheeks to become more noticeable.
"My oh my what do we have here? A blonde that's halfway to Nakedville I see?" Tyson chirped seductively, licking his lips.
Max blushed farther and then looked at Tyson before giggling, "Oh yeah? And you're nearby Seduce Street?"
Tyson nodded and went over to Max with a predatory look on his face, "Let's take a short cut to Pleasure Town shall we?"
With that remark, the two boys flew into Max's bed with the towel flying onto the TV screen.
--Back to the Others--
I made a loud groan in pain, my head was spinning due to the voices that surrounded me. I opened my eyes to find out I was laying on a hotel bed. I sat up and saw the whole group talking and looking around the hotel.
I rubbed my head and laid back down, looking at Kei who was looking back at me in concern, "What happened?"
"Well after you passed out, Kai took over the steering wheel and zipped through the highway, the police were after us for quite sometime, so we pulled over and said we had two unconscious people, they allowed us to go on that limit of speed over to the hotel. And now that we're here....Rai's not."
"What!?" I sat up quickly and looked at him and the others wide eyed who just noticed I was awake again, "Then where is he then?!"
"From what I heard from the hotel manager, he said that he was in the slammer."
"The slammer?....." I was a bit confused on that so I tilted my head sideways, "What's a slammer?"
Everyone took this time to crash over anime style and Lee replied with a bit of an aggravated tone, "The jail, Rei, the jail."
"Oooooh." I then scratched my head in embarrassment, "That was awkward."
"Well now we have to go to jail and find Rai. Depending on what that idiot did this time, it'll depend if we can bail him out or not." Kevin informed.
"Let's hope he didn't commit murder or we'll be under hot water." Mariah muttered.
"Hmm, hot water." Kai said quietly, but I was able to hear it and noticed that he probably went into another day dream about Rai and me . Here we go again.
I then sighed as I stood up, "Might as well get it over with, let's go."
--At the Slammer--
I swear....
If I have one more person...
Make a cat call....
At me....
One more time....
Rai's not going to be the -only- one in the slammer.
Kai looked at me and chuckled, "Looks like you got a lot of attention here, don't you Rei? Too bad they can't have you."
I glared at him, "Shut up you big show off."
"Oh I'll 'show off' with the 'lights off' and the 'clothes off'." Kai whispered in my ear. I felt a blush rise on my cheeks, only Kai can turn me into a blabbing idiot. Kei just made a chuckle in his throat since he caught the little pick up line.
Then as we entered the room, I saw two guards look at me suspiciously then one bulky one grabbed me by the arm and glared at me, "So Rai, what brings you here? Decided to break out of jail then waltz back in? I don't think so."
"Sir, you don't understand I'm-" I started, but the guard cut me off by dragging me towards the double doors.
"I'm bringing you over to Mr. Raven, he's not going to be happy about this."
I looked at the others, but they didn't know what to say, but Kai then said, "Don't worry Rei we'll get you out of there!!"
"You better!! Or it's my ass you're kissing good bye!!" I snapped before the doors went shut on me.
--In the Slammer....-literally- --
I was dragged down the hall by this guard as I looked at various cells that were holding men in orange jumpsuits captive. I nervously looked around as some of them looked at me with a suggestive look that seemed to be the same look Kai would usually use when he saw me shirtless.
Then I thought about what the guard said, he was taking me to Mr. Raven? Who the hell is Mr. Raven? He sounds like some guy that is the Grim Reaper or something. I shuddered at the thought as someone yelled out, "Hey Rai! What'd you do this time?!"
I didn't respond as the guard went to the door and pressed a couple numbers on the decoder before opening it and letting me in, then following me he came in and slammed the door.
I looked ahead and saw a round desk that slightly over towered, just like those check in desks at hotels, but this time it was a black and silver desk that seemed a bit more eerie than welcoming.
Behind the desk was a black leather chair with it's back facing us, since it was moving around I could tell someone was sitting on it. I was guessing it was Mr. Raven.
I braced my self as the guard made a harsh laugh, "Hey Raven! Your little escape con artist is caught again."
The chair turned around and showed something I wasn't expecting. Instead of a middle aged guy, it was a young male, more older than me. Maybe in his twenties. He had black hair with a couple traces of silver and deep sapphire eyes, maybe a bit darker than Max's. He had tanned skin and his face looked slightly annoyed since he had a cellphone to his ear, "Can't you see I'm busy? I'm talking to my fiance!"
"Sorry Raven." The guard muttered.
Raven made a final glare at the guard before smiling sweetly and talking on the phone, "Well Ramsey hun, I gotta get going, one of the prisoners escaped again....No I won't let any strangers look at me like you do. Rams, you need to be a little more trusting, I will be home at 12 okay?.....I'll bring a little surprise.....That's the ol' Ramsey!.....I love you too, buh bye." (Who thought this was very suggestive?)
After the male hung up the phone he glared at the guard, "What do you want?"
"I caught Rai sneaking out again." He replied, lifting me up so that Raven could see me.
The blue eyed man stood up from his seat, arranging his thin glasses on the bridge of his nose and gave one good glance at me. After a while he sighed, "That's not Rai. You got the wrong male."
"But he looks exactly like Rai!" The guard protested, Raven stood up and glared, his sapphire eyes glinting with great annoyance.
"I just saw him ten minutes ago. Just get back to work now before I call superiors." The black and silver haired male hissed. The guard jumped and then headed back, leaving me and Raven alone.
Raven gave a small sigh and looked at me in an apologizing matter, "I am so sorry about that. Sometimes these guards have nothing to do but accuse people. I'm Mr. Raven, but you can call me Shawn or Shady, whichever you prefer."
I smiled and exchanged a handshakes with Shady, "I'm Rei, and speaking of Rai, I'm here to see him...you see he's my..."
"Other half?"
"How did you know?"
"Rai told me. You see, I'm his counselor, the only one he seems to get used to around here. The other ones he scared half to death with his little fire threats. He seems to tolerate me quite well."
I blinked, "So what did he do this time to get him back in jail."
"I think it was for speeding on a motorcycle that wasn't even his."
Note to self, never let Kai and Rai alone with a motorcycle again.
"I see....so um...can I see him?" I asked slowly and a bit shyly. Shady grinned, "Sure, right this way."
We then went down a small hallway to a bunch of metal door cells with small windows. I could take a peek to see some of the prisoners inside, each one had their own personal cell. I wonder what they do all day in a 4 by 6 cell? That I may never know...maybe I can ask Rai. (it makes you wonder o.o......OH GOD THAT IS WACKED OUT x.x Don't ask, please Do. Not. Ask.)
Shady made it to the other end of the hallway which was a dead end and another door. Pulling out a card he swiped it on the analyzer as the red light turned green. He opened to the thick door and allowed me in first, which I hesitantly did.
The room was slightly dim, for only having one ceiling lamp that moved around slightly. It was one of those interrogation rooms in those cop movies that Max and Tyson watch. And with those guys talking in that New Jersain accent as Max called it. (Don't diss the New Jersain accent!!! How you doin'?)
Under the light I caught a trace of the black hair. It was Rai alright. Well no dip, he looked exactly like me...only I wasn't wearing an orange jump suit. He had a different hair tie on which was black with red trim and a black head band with a red and white yin yang. He had his hands folded with his forehead on it before lifting his head to look at us, his more narrow gold eyes glinting with mischief as he waved, "Hey Birdie, hey Rei."
Shady twitched, but didn't say anything to the insult as he looked at Rei, "I'll leave you two alone to have a little social talk. Maybe your friends that are out to bail him are at the waiting room now, so I'll go check."
When the door closed I looked at Rai, he looked back at me and smirked, "So you're my other half? You don't look like the goody two shoes I was expecting, which makes this even better."
"...I'll just take that as a compliment." I replied and sat down across from Rai, who kept his eyes on me. I didn't know what to say really, I mean, this is your darker part of yourself and you're in his cell with him. It's just.....freaky. (And what rhymes with freaky? Kinky D)
"From what I heard from Lee you're a beyblader like him, but in the bigger leagues?" Rai asked, raising a delicate eyebrow, grinning like the cheshire person he was. Now I think I just had a bad feeling about this. I'm getting scared...just a little, not a problem here.
"I guess, since I am in the top team in the world." I said, really not making it sound like I was bragging. Rai rolled his eyes, "I see, so before I got caught, I got a call from Lee saying that you have a guy that got separated too?"
"Yeah."
"Is he a beyblader?"
I knew right on he was trying to get dirty. I knew right there he was talking about something else besides beyblading. I blushed lightly and then replied, deciding to play it naive, "A very good one, Rai."
"Oh really? Kinky." Rai replied, standing up, "So his name was Kai?"
I gave a nod.
"So, do you like him?"
"Do I like Kai?"
"Don't answer a question with a question, Rei!"
"So you want to know if I like him?"
"Well do you think he's cute?"
"Cute?"
"Yes cute."
"A little?"
"Just a little?"
"Okay maybe he's more than just cute."
"You mean you do like him."
"Maybe?"
"Just maybe?"
"Okay maybe more than maybe."
"So you mean you have a crush on him?"
"Okay maybe a crush."
"I still think there's more to it."
"What do you mean?"
"You like him -more- than just 'a crush' Rei, don't be so innocent."
"I'm not being innocent!!"
"Right. It's more than just a crush."
"Okay so maybe if it is?"
"Do you have any idea that you're making it obvious?"
"Okay, so maybe I like him more than a crush-"
"Then -how- do you like him then-"
"OKAY I ADMIT IT!! I WANT TO SCREW HIM TIL THE COWS COME HOME!! NOW ARE YOU HAPPY!?!"
"Much." Rai chirped, chuckling as I glared at him, he was expecting me to yell that. The little sneak.
Just then the door opened and Lee, Shady, Kai and Kei entered the room. Shady was the first to talk, "I just heard some yelling, is everyone still alive and breathing?"
I nodded and Rai just chuckled before giving a small bob of the head. Shady sighed lightly and looked at Rai, "You're free to go, no more stealing motorcycles Rai."
"I won't this time, I'm probably going to stay chilling." Rai replied then looked at Kai and Kei, smirking, "Hey hey hey, how -you- doin?"
Just then, I knew Rai was going to fit in...just fine.
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Blackie: Okay that was longer then expected x.x Goldie: Read and review!! Before we use Shady to give you the puppy dog eyes!!
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Reviews:
devilburns- Domo arigatou. Rai will be coming sooner than you think -wink- And I'll tell them, but they're always a bit over protective of their little neko-jins
Tariki Rania- It's alright, happens all the time x.x if you know what I mean. Anyway, Rai isn't that scary . He's scarier than me, but not as scary.
crazy nek0-JIN- Yes Rai a gang leader . I thought it was good too, I didn't think of anything else besides gang leader or mobster. Mobster is a bit too far fetched so I went with gang leader. Domo Arigatou!
Kara-sama- Yeah I read that a little bit too much . So sue me. And I think you and Kai need to break it up before I get my poking stick and...and.....Hold up I'm still thinking .
Shadow Tigress a.k.a Kit- Yay!!-goes to poke Kai but Rayne stops her- Aww man ;-; now what am I supposed to poke?! -runs off crying- YOU MEANIE!! (Goldie: -.- Don't worry, she'll be back.)
Hitokiri of the Bloodless Moon- Domo Arigatou! Yeah v.v I get that a lot so don't worry, I'm used to it. And here's the update Hope you're really really happy
darksaphire- Wow I really got you laughing didn't I? o.o I must be doing something right then. And yeah he'll get his coolness back 9.9 and there's going to be butt kicking and butt groping for Rai and Rei later -wink-
A dragon's crystal- I really do like the figurine you gave me, I still need to thank my fans- (Goldie: Blackie-) Fine fine. Anyways Tala, don't be such a mother hen, please we already have enough of those x.x
Ice Dragon638- Yeah, they're fighting over cars, I know its random, but I thought of it really funny . Anyway, if they join, I'd probably be dead now x.x
TNTiggris- Well yeah...had bad experiences with it, very very bad experiences . Don't ask what, it's not pretty or I would have to put this fic as a Rated R one.
Neko Phoenix Girl- Domo arigatou! Yeah Rei's the good side, it's hard to believe x.x And how perverted Rai is? You don't want to know, you really really do NOT want to know.
Freedra Kyes- Domo Arigatou! Well here's how I accomplished this! Are you saying you are underestimating me? Evil Lil' BLackie Stardom? You thought wrong my dear -laughs evilly- (Goldie: Oi)
Forfirith-on-a-sugar-high- Domo Arigatou and Here's how hot Rai is- I mean how Rai is like. And you know a lot of humor and flirting to boot plus some randomness o.o
MasterFranny- Domo Arigatou! Hell yeah I can see them go out and at it in my head. Want some pictures? -grin- And here's the next chapter for ya!! Hope you enjoy -wink-
Atsuko-chan- Domo- o.o You wouldn't kill me, I'm the grim reaper's cousin!!!....Twice...removed . And hopefully I'll add more Kai/Rei goodness, it'll come the next chapter very...very soon.
TheMindIsATerribleThingToTaste- Yeah Max, better watch out or the little sister will be so devastated... oh well, gonna have some falls here and there, might as well bite them on the butt- (-gets poked-) OW!! Hey who did that?!
Raku Ozzarian princess- Dude o.o de-ja-vu. Domo arigatou! Yeah it's hard to accept, I know . But you'll see why Rei's the good one in this chapter soon enough.
Pikkulintu- Domo Arigatou! Man I really feel stupid, I don't know Ramsus ;-; sorry!! I'm just a bit lazy to read archives on music, I just listen to music damnit!! x.x
keisan- Yeah it is....Domo arigatou! It will be a tad scary, but I'll always wipe that out of the system with my great and grand humor to boot with the Rei/Kai fluffiness! n.n
Moonlit Sea- Domo Arigatou! Yeah Rai will be bad to the bone DA DAN DA DA DA!! Bad to the bone!! Da DA Da DA DA!....Sorry, couldn't help myself n.nU Here's the update!!
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Chapter Seven- Speak Evil
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"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"So we're still in the middle of no where?"
"Yes."
"How much longer?"
"Nine hours."
"How much longer?"
"Nine hours."
"How long is that?"
"Nine hours."
"How many minutes is that?"
"Five hundred forty minutes."
"Oh....So is that a long time?"
"Yes."
"..........Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we there yet?"
"No."
"Are we-"
"NO!!" Everyone in the SUV snapped.
It was quiet for twenty seconds, at first I thought the ridiculous sense of twenty questions was over until-
"Are we there yet?"
"Damnit Gary would you shut your mouth for just five minutes?!?! I can hardly think when you're asking the same question over and over again!!" Mariah snapped, glaring at the other male that was sitting next to Lee. Gary glared back at the pink haired neko-jin, but didn't reply, instead he went back to asking 'Are we there yet?'
This ladies and gentlemen, is a typical ten hour drive...and it's only been an hour.
Oh Kami, save me.
Well you all know that Lee and Gary were sitting on the front, Kevin and Mariah were sitting in the second row while me, Kei and Kai were sitting in the back with me in the middle. Yup, almost every time I get in a car, on a motorcycle or in the bus I'm always stuck in the fricken middle. What the hell is up with that? I mean I have to look at some to my left or so my right and it gets so annoying. Maybe my sense with Kei being claustrophobic is really getting to my mind....man I really need a happy pill right now. Don't call me a hippie either.
Okay so we've only drove for an hour and what? Five minutes? I'm starting to reconsider for Kai taking control of the wheel and maybe cut the driving session in half, then we can find Rai and get this whole thing over with.
When I thought about Rai, it was really scary. Me? As a gang leader? A pyro? Threatening 130 people?.....This is a kooky version of Dr. Jeckel and Mr. Hyde gone wrong.
Okay okay so maybe I was interested into Rai more than one can think. All I want to know is how different he is to me anyway. Well I know he's a much more worse version of me, but what scares me most is that if I'm my perverted self....let's not even wander that subject. (-wandering Rai's mind- oooooh pretty yaoi hardcore thoughts :-9)
The only thing that bothered me is how Kei and Kai are thinking of him. Kai, I know he's probably having some sort of sexual fantasy since he hasn't spoken since we left. And the fact that he's grinning like he just took over hell. Kei, I have no idea what he's thinking, but he did have his hand on my thigh....and a bit too suggestively near my inner thigh. Not that I mind though....I just don't want him and Kai screw me in the SUV with my former team still in the SUV. When we're alone in the parking lot without the White Tiger team supervision, THEN we'll think about it. (What have I done to poor innocent Rei?)
As the drive continued on, I then noticed something. Lee, Kevin, Mariah and Gary had slightly disgusted looks on their faces, looking at each other, then I felt my nose twitch as a stench entered my nasal route.
"ALRIGHT!! Who did it?!" Kai snapped, pinching his nose in disgust. Lee looked at Kai innocently, "I didn't do it I swear!!"
After he said that, Mariah made a really freaky noise (Maybe a mix of a meow and a groan) before collapsing to the floor of the SUV. (tsk tsk tsk, she didn't have her seat belt on)
Kei lifted part of his shirt over his nose and mouth, "Well someone must've done it! Or else we'd be smelling cow crap, but we're not in the country damnit!!"
"God whoever did it must've had some beans for...wait a minute." Kevin then glared at Gary, "It was you wasn't it?! You had that taco for lunch!!"
"It wasn't me!" Gary swore, raising his hands up in defense. I looked at the knocked out Mariah and then joined in on the accusation.
"Well Mariah wouldn't have passed out if she wasn't behind the one who farted so it must've been you."
"I'm telling you, I didn't do it!!"
"You've got too much evidence on you buddy." Lee agreed, keeping his eyes on the road.
"But you're just pointing the finger at me because I was being annoying." My Kami he admits himself being annoying. Hell froze over, I just knew it.
"De-ni-al." Kevin said by the syllable. Gary looked like finally snapped and then stood up on the car seat, his head bumping into the roof of the SUV while yelling, "OKAY! I WAS THE ONE THAT FUCKING FARTED! YOU HAPPY NOW?!"
Just as he said it, a pair of good looking girls in a sports car passing by on the highway were staring straight at him and then speed up a little bit faster than before. Apparently they heard it since the window was WIDE open.
It was silent for a minute until everyone (minus Mariah and Gary) bursted out laughing.
"That's not funny!" Gary roared, slumping back into his seat. Lee was laughing so hard he almost swerved sideways into a four wheeler. Kevin was pounding his fist on the window, his face was so red as he continued laughing.
After a while of laughing a loud disturbing fart cut off the laughing in a second. We all looked at Gary, but he was looking at Lee who was sweatdropping in embarrassment.
"That was me that time, my bad."
Then that was my turn to faint.
--Meanwhile--
Tyson was happily eating chocolate while watching TV as Max was taking a shower, he was watching his favorite cartoon as the blonde stepped out with a towel around his waist. Due to the opening of the creaky bathroom door, Tyson turned his attention to the half nude American blond and made a sexy growl loud enough for Max to hear, causing the blush on his cheeks to become more noticeable.
"My oh my what do we have here? A blonde that's halfway to Nakedville I see?" Tyson chirped seductively, licking his lips.
Max blushed farther and then looked at Tyson before giggling, "Oh yeah? And you're nearby Seduce Street?"
Tyson nodded and went over to Max with a predatory look on his face, "Let's take a short cut to Pleasure Town shall we?"
With that remark, the two boys flew into Max's bed with the towel flying onto the TV screen.
--Back to the Others--
I made a loud groan in pain, my head was spinning due to the voices that surrounded me. I opened my eyes to find out I was laying on a hotel bed. I sat up and saw the whole group talking and looking around the hotel.
I rubbed my head and laid back down, looking at Kei who was looking back at me in concern, "What happened?"
"Well after you passed out, Kai took over the steering wheel and zipped through the highway, the police were after us for quite sometime, so we pulled over and said we had two unconscious people, they allowed us to go on that limit of speed over to the hotel. And now that we're here....Rai's not."
"What!?" I sat up quickly and looked at him and the others wide eyed who just noticed I was awake again, "Then where is he then?!"
"From what I heard from the hotel manager, he said that he was in the slammer."
"The slammer?....." I was a bit confused on that so I tilted my head sideways, "What's a slammer?"
Everyone took this time to crash over anime style and Lee replied with a bit of an aggravated tone, "The jail, Rei, the jail."
"Oooooh." I then scratched my head in embarrassment, "That was awkward."
"Well now we have to go to jail and find Rai. Depending on what that idiot did this time, it'll depend if we can bail him out or not." Kevin informed.
"Let's hope he didn't commit murder or we'll be under hot water." Mariah muttered.
"Hmm, hot water." Kai said quietly, but I was able to hear it and noticed that he probably went into another day dream about Rai and me . Here we go again.
I then sighed as I stood up, "Might as well get it over with, let's go."
--At the Slammer--
I swear....
If I have one more person...
Make a cat call....
At me....
One more time....
Rai's not going to be the -only- one in the slammer.
Kai looked at me and chuckled, "Looks like you got a lot of attention here, don't you Rei? Too bad they can't have you."
I glared at him, "Shut up you big show off."
"Oh I'll 'show off' with the 'lights off' and the 'clothes off'." Kai whispered in my ear. I felt a blush rise on my cheeks, only Kai can turn me into a blabbing idiot. Kei just made a chuckle in his throat since he caught the little pick up line.
Then as we entered the room, I saw two guards look at me suspiciously then one bulky one grabbed me by the arm and glared at me, "So Rai, what brings you here? Decided to break out of jail then waltz back in? I don't think so."
"Sir, you don't understand I'm-" I started, but the guard cut me off by dragging me towards the double doors.
"I'm bringing you over to Mr. Raven, he's not going to be happy about this."
I looked at the others, but they didn't know what to say, but Kai then said, "Don't worry Rei we'll get you out of there!!"
"You better!! Or it's my ass you're kissing good bye!!" I snapped before the doors went shut on me.
--In the Slammer....-literally- --
I was dragged down the hall by this guard as I looked at various cells that were holding men in orange jumpsuits captive. I nervously looked around as some of them looked at me with a suggestive look that seemed to be the same look Kai would usually use when he saw me shirtless.
Then I thought about what the guard said, he was taking me to Mr. Raven? Who the hell is Mr. Raven? He sounds like some guy that is the Grim Reaper or something. I shuddered at the thought as someone yelled out, "Hey Rai! What'd you do this time?!"
I didn't respond as the guard went to the door and pressed a couple numbers on the decoder before opening it and letting me in, then following me he came in and slammed the door.
I looked ahead and saw a round desk that slightly over towered, just like those check in desks at hotels, but this time it was a black and silver desk that seemed a bit more eerie than welcoming.
Behind the desk was a black leather chair with it's back facing us, since it was moving around I could tell someone was sitting on it. I was guessing it was Mr. Raven.
I braced my self as the guard made a harsh laugh, "Hey Raven! Your little escape con artist is caught again."
The chair turned around and showed something I wasn't expecting. Instead of a middle aged guy, it was a young male, more older than me. Maybe in his twenties. He had black hair with a couple traces of silver and deep sapphire eyes, maybe a bit darker than Max's. He had tanned skin and his face looked slightly annoyed since he had a cellphone to his ear, "Can't you see I'm busy? I'm talking to my fiance!"
"Sorry Raven." The guard muttered.
Raven made a final glare at the guard before smiling sweetly and talking on the phone, "Well Ramsey hun, I gotta get going, one of the prisoners escaped again....No I won't let any strangers look at me like you do. Rams, you need to be a little more trusting, I will be home at 12 okay?.....I'll bring a little surprise.....That's the ol' Ramsey!.....I love you too, buh bye." (Who thought this was very suggestive?)
After the male hung up the phone he glared at the guard, "What do you want?"
"I caught Rai sneaking out again." He replied, lifting me up so that Raven could see me.
The blue eyed man stood up from his seat, arranging his thin glasses on the bridge of his nose and gave one good glance at me. After a while he sighed, "That's not Rai. You got the wrong male."
"But he looks exactly like Rai!" The guard protested, Raven stood up and glared, his sapphire eyes glinting with great annoyance.
"I just saw him ten minutes ago. Just get back to work now before I call superiors." The black and silver haired male hissed. The guard jumped and then headed back, leaving me and Raven alone.
Raven gave a small sigh and looked at me in an apologizing matter, "I am so sorry about that. Sometimes these guards have nothing to do but accuse people. I'm Mr. Raven, but you can call me Shawn or Shady, whichever you prefer."
I smiled and exchanged a handshakes with Shady, "I'm Rei, and speaking of Rai, I'm here to see him...you see he's my..."
"Other half?"
"How did you know?"
"Rai told me. You see, I'm his counselor, the only one he seems to get used to around here. The other ones he scared half to death with his little fire threats. He seems to tolerate me quite well."
I blinked, "So what did he do this time to get him back in jail."
"I think it was for speeding on a motorcycle that wasn't even his."
Note to self, never let Kai and Rai alone with a motorcycle again.
"I see....so um...can I see him?" I asked slowly and a bit shyly. Shady grinned, "Sure, right this way."
We then went down a small hallway to a bunch of metal door cells with small windows. I could take a peek to see some of the prisoners inside, each one had their own personal cell. I wonder what they do all day in a 4 by 6 cell? That I may never know...maybe I can ask Rai. (it makes you wonder o.o......OH GOD THAT IS WACKED OUT x.x Don't ask, please Do. Not. Ask.)
Shady made it to the other end of the hallway which was a dead end and another door. Pulling out a card he swiped it on the analyzer as the red light turned green. He opened to the thick door and allowed me in first, which I hesitantly did.
The room was slightly dim, for only having one ceiling lamp that moved around slightly. It was one of those interrogation rooms in those cop movies that Max and Tyson watch. And with those guys talking in that New Jersain accent as Max called it. (Don't diss the New Jersain accent!!! How you doin'?)
Under the light I caught a trace of the black hair. It was Rai alright. Well no dip, he looked exactly like me...only I wasn't wearing an orange jump suit. He had a different hair tie on which was black with red trim and a black head band with a red and white yin yang. He had his hands folded with his forehead on it before lifting his head to look at us, his more narrow gold eyes glinting with mischief as he waved, "Hey Birdie, hey Rei."
Shady twitched, but didn't say anything to the insult as he looked at Rei, "I'll leave you two alone to have a little social talk. Maybe your friends that are out to bail him are at the waiting room now, so I'll go check."
When the door closed I looked at Rai, he looked back at me and smirked, "So you're my other half? You don't look like the goody two shoes I was expecting, which makes this even better."
"...I'll just take that as a compliment." I replied and sat down across from Rai, who kept his eyes on me. I didn't know what to say really, I mean, this is your darker part of yourself and you're in his cell with him. It's just.....freaky. (And what rhymes with freaky? Kinky D)
"From what I heard from Lee you're a beyblader like him, but in the bigger leagues?" Rai asked, raising a delicate eyebrow, grinning like the cheshire person he was. Now I think I just had a bad feeling about this. I'm getting scared...just a little, not a problem here.
"I guess, since I am in the top team in the world." I said, really not making it sound like I was bragging. Rai rolled his eyes, "I see, so before I got caught, I got a call from Lee saying that you have a guy that got separated too?"
"Yeah."
"Is he a beyblader?"
I knew right on he was trying to get dirty. I knew right there he was talking about something else besides beyblading. I blushed lightly and then replied, deciding to play it naive, "A very good one, Rai."
"Oh really? Kinky." Rai replied, standing up, "So his name was Kai?"
I gave a nod.
"So, do you like him?"
"Do I like Kai?"
"Don't answer a question with a question, Rei!"
"So you want to know if I like him?"
"Well do you think he's cute?"
"Cute?"
"Yes cute."
"A little?"
"Just a little?"
"Okay maybe he's more than just cute."
"You mean you do like him."
"Maybe?"
"Just maybe?"
"Okay maybe more than maybe."
"So you mean you have a crush on him?"
"Okay maybe a crush."
"I still think there's more to it."
"What do you mean?"
"You like him -more- than just 'a crush' Rei, don't be so innocent."
"I'm not being innocent!!"
"Right. It's more than just a crush."
"Okay so maybe if it is?"
"Do you have any idea that you're making it obvious?"
"Okay, so maybe I like him more than a crush-"
"Then -how- do you like him then-"
"OKAY I ADMIT IT!! I WANT TO SCREW HIM TIL THE COWS COME HOME!! NOW ARE YOU HAPPY!?!"
"Much." Rai chirped, chuckling as I glared at him, he was expecting me to yell that. The little sneak.
Just then the door opened and Lee, Shady, Kai and Kei entered the room. Shady was the first to talk, "I just heard some yelling, is everyone still alive and breathing?"
I nodded and Rai just chuckled before giving a small bob of the head. Shady sighed lightly and looked at Rai, "You're free to go, no more stealing motorcycles Rai."
"I won't this time, I'm probably going to stay chilling." Rai replied then looked at Kai and Kei, smirking, "Hey hey hey, how -you- doin?"
Just then, I knew Rai was going to fit in...just fine.
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Blackie: Okay that was longer then expected x.x Goldie: Read and review!! Before we use Shady to give you the puppy dog eyes!!