Blackie: Aiii, please don't do this to me x.x I can't believe I am doing this.
Kai:.....now what?
Blackie: ...This is the final chapter of Yin Yang Disaster....then the sequel comes in Next too. x.x Kai:.....so you mean there's going to be more of Rai, more of Kei and more foursome goodness?
Blackie: Very much so.
Kai:.....o.o I'm impressed of how much tolerance you have for such an impatient girl.
Blackie: ...shut up.
Rei: -.- Blackie does not own Beyblade, only her songs, plots, Rai, Kei, Ramsey and Shady.
Blackie: Make me happy, read and review and the sequel will come in faster.
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Chapter Ten: Hickeys to Groping
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Alright, it's 6 in the morning, my body was wrapped in Kai's arms while Rai and Kei, I have -no- possible idea where those two might be at. But oh well, I was pretty content snuggling up to Kai.
It was odd that those two haven't gotten to bed yet, I could tell that Kei was exhausted from the trip, Rai...he still had energy...wherever that comes from, I'd like some every now and then. That would be a BIG help.
So being the curious one I am, I opened my eyes and looked up at Kai who was still asleep with his head resting on the fluffy pillow. A content smile painted on his pale face. I had to give a small giggle. (O.o) Hey, I couldn't help but find it rather cute that he could actually smile. I lifted a hand and gently shook his shoulder, but he groaned and turned over so his back was facing me. I gave a smirk, so he wasn't going to wake up Hm?
...I think Rai's perverted ness got the better of me.
I turned Kai on his back and crawled right on top of him, moving my hips upward, causing friction between our legs, causing him to let a moan escape from his lips. I started to plant kisses on his forehead and drifted down to his cheeks, kissing his lips gently, nibbling lightly at his skin and ducking down to graze the skin of his neck.
I heard him made a small grunt as his hands went to the sides of my face and pulled me up so I was meeting up with his fiery irises. He flipped us over so that he was on top and threw my upper garments off. I was going to protest but I heard him mutter, "You put this upon yourself."
Before long it was strip fest as his shirt including our pants were out of the question. Soon lips were meddled together, touching every inch of skin as much as possible. Moans and whimpers were let out from between us as the boxers were thrown off as well....I could've sworn I saw Kai's boxers go out the window. (sorry, couldn't resist n.nU)
I felt his hands straddle my waist as he looked eye to eye on me, smirking yet was giving out small quick pants, "Thinking about taking back what you did to me?"
"....Take a wild guess."
"Hmm, how about 'hell no'?"
"Good answer, you win a prize."
"Is that prize you?"
"Maybe, maybe not." I replied smirking.
"If it is, then I'm pretty lucky."
"You sure are." I said before pulling my Russian...Yes my Russian, you got a problem with that? ...As I was saying I pulled -my- Russian into another kiss, going into a little tongue war within our mouths. I saw the door open and then-
"You're already having fun without us? Oh I see how you are then."
Kai turned around and I looked over to see Rai and Kei standing at the doorway. I did notice Kei is a little bit more tired than before. Kai glared at Rai before saying, "You already had your fun with Kei, so do you mind?"
"No not at all. We'll watch-"
"Rai!!"
"What?! You asked if I mind and I gave you an honest answer!!!"
I chucked a pillow at his face and muttered, "Shut up will ya it's frickin 6:30."
Rai glared and threw the pillow back at me, "Well sorry,"
The door from the next door room opened revealing Ramsey shirtless as he yawned slightly, "What's all the racket?"
"Well hello blondie! Had fun with the bird last night?"
"Oh be quiet, Rai."
"Why should I when you can do it for me?"
"Rai..."
"What? What's up with everyone today?"
"It's a Sunday, what do you expect? It's the day of rest Rai."
"Rest is really not on my schedule."
"I noticed that." I muttered.
"Well, we might as well get up, now that we're all 'awake'." Ramsey emphasized.
Kei blinked, "We're not all awake, where's Shady?"
"....He was right behind me." Ramsey said as he turned around, looking behind him, then turned back around to us, "Maybe he went downstairs and made some breakfast."
"...He would make breakfast at someone else's house?"
"Yeah, he's just that fetish of making stuff...trust me, it freaked me out too until I actually tasted the food....unbelievable man."
"He can cook? Wow mind if I can borrow your fiancé Ramsey?"
"No, I know what you did the last time."
Rai just smirked, "What did I do?"
"You let him cook at the casino and he was having a field day! It took me three hours just to bargain him to get out!"
"What did you bargain him?"
"None of your concern." Ramsey muttered, Rai gave a pout of disappointment, grumbling something along the lines of 'you guys aren't any fun'
"Oh and did anyone lose their boxers? A bunch of girls are fighting over them outside."
Me and Kai sweat dropped, oh well, one boxer less to worry about....Yep, Rai definitely corrupted me. When Ramsey didn't get an answer, he shrugged and started to head downstairs, "I'm going to see what Shad's up to, and put something on that actually covers you, some people do mind nudity." (speak for yourself Rams, you're shirtless --U)
"What planet did they come from?!" Rai snapped.
Kei shook his head and whapped Rai with a pillow, "Well one thing for sure, they didn't come from planet 'Perverted Mars' like you did."
"Hey!!"
"That sounds like a title you would find in a gay porno movie."
Everyone looked at me (even Rai) and gave an 'I can't believe you just said that' look.
"What?!"
"Nothing Rei, just get dressed before Rai gets ideas to start a porno movie starring us." Kei said, pushing my darker half out the door and following right behind him. I looked at Kai, we were kinda silent for a minute and then I muttered.
"Do we have to get up?"
"...I think I'm getting what you're asking, but let me clear this out."
"The sleeping in part or the part where we pretend we're in a porno movie showing off?"
".....Or the other way around."
"My thoughts exactly."
---(I'll leave this part to your imagination)---
"We leave you two alone for.....5 hours and you used 4 and a half hours romping the sheets and the other half hour sleeping in...yeah, 'day of rest', that's so funny I forgot to laugh!"
Rai was throwing a fit that he didn't get to see me and Kai sneaking some alone time together, Kei was trying his best to calm him down, but it wasn't working well. Sooner or later we might be on Rai's hit list. (Let's hope not, or I'm going to get on some fan girl's hit list too O.o)
Tyson and Max were just sitting at the table while Rai was pacing up and down the kitchen floor, I could've sworn I saw some grooves on the floor leaving their trail that Rai left and they were pretty damn big marks. Kei would occasionally follow Rai like a confused puppy. Kai was standing behind me, but I knew he had a nervous look on his face. Knowing him, he's either worried that he isn't going to see Rai nude ever again or his manhood being dog food....that was wrong, let's get that out of our minds and move on!
Ramsey and Shady occupied the other two chairs on the table nearest to Rai who was storming back and forth with Kei right behind him. Ramsey was a little amused to this (when isn't he amused to something? He's easily amused x.x) while Shady wasn't surprised at all. Well I never expected him to be surprised, since he was Rai's counselor.
While Rai rambled on about 'not telling him the events that occur in our lives', Shady pulled Kei from Rai's beeline and whispered something in the Russian's ear. He gave a confused look, but then went over to me and Kai, grabbing Kai by the arm and dragging the confused male right behind him.
When I saw the two going in the guest bedroom, I definitely got the picture and looked at Shady who was giving me a look that read, 'say it now and make him shut up already.'
"Rai-"
"What!?" Rai snapped, glaring at me, not really noticing the two missing Russians.
"....Kai and Kei are in the guest room-"
It didn't take too long for Rai to get the picture as he rocketed into the guest room. I looked at Shady and Ramsey who were snickering while Tyson and Max were just sweat dropping.
"Um....I better....go now." I said, edging towards the guest room a couple steps before dashing in as well. Hey, call me perverted if you want to, but the sound of Kai and Kei going at it was a good idea. Note to self, thank Shady later.
--Again we go off to see the wonder lemon wizard of oz---
"Are they done yet?"
"No."
"Are they done yet?"
"No."
"Are they done yet?"
"No."
"Are they done yet?"
"No."
"Are they done yet?"
"No."
"Are they done yet?"
"No."
"Are they done yet?"
"No."
"Are they-"
"NO GARY QUIT ASKING ME DAMNIT!!!"
"But what are they doing in there?"
"Romping the sheets, Gary." Mariah muttered.
"....that must be fun." Kevin said naively causing everyone in the room to sweat drop. Ramsey coughed and then said, "Guys they should be done any minute now."
Just when the American spoke those words I entered in seeing my former team, my other two team mates, Ramsey and Shady, all huddled in the living room, seemingly waiting for the four of us to be done with our second session...Well, I guess I'm going to have a hard time walking the whole day.
Then I smelled the air, scrunching my nose up a little I looked at them with a questioning look, Shady sulked as though he knew what I was asking as Ramsey sweat dropped and laughed nervously as he said, "After you guys left to...you know, Shady was cooking something and it....kinda caught on fire."
"And it burnt the drapes too....and parts of the oven and the cabinet."
"Yeah, the drapes got it reallllllly badly."
"....I'm not going drape shopping again." I muttered, sweat dropping as they explained what happened.
"Let's just say I got distracted with someone knocking on the door, so I left the stove on to answer the door, and Ramsey comes in the kitchen to find it ablaze so he grabs the fire extinguisher to put the fire out and he-"
"And my hair got singed!!" Ramsey wailed, moving his head a little to show a little trace of burnt hair. It wasn't that noticeable, unless Ramsey turned his head in a certain direction and stayed there for a couple minutes. Ramsey was sobbing like it was the end of the world as Shady gave a hug to calm the over reacting blond.
"So um, Rei?" Lee interrupted, looking at me, "Sooooo are you and Rai, then Kei and Kai going to merge?"
".....Do you want a candy coated lie or a sour worm truth?"
"The truth, Rei."
"No."
"WHAT!?!"
"You're not merging!? Why not!?" Gary snapped.
"We have our reasons-"
"Physical, emotional and sexual." Ramsey said, coughing as Mariah glared at him suspiciously.
"Thanks for answering that for me, Ramsey, but we just like having our separate bodies that if we merged back together again, we'd feel a little bit odd about it so we decided to keep it as it is. Besides, it's not killing us."
"It wouldn't be in your hands if it killed someone." Lee replied.
I smiled, "See? So it's all settled. We stay separated."
"Or joined, conjoined, enter twined in front or sixty-nine." Ramsey said with a yawn.
Mariah stood up and glared at Ramsey, "You're probably the reason why they aren't merging, due to your perverted influence."
Ramsey looked at Mariah, blinking since he was just randomly accused, "I maybe perverted, but it wasn't my choice of them choosing to merge or not."
"Well when you say things, trying to be funny and all, plus add a whole lot of bull to it, people get frustrated, and me personally, I get cranky when I get frustrated."
Ramsey gave Mariah a weird look, "You have an odd way with words."
"I might, but I have a good way with my kick."
With that, Mariah's foot jolted upward right between the older male's legs, causing him to double over in pain as I heard him yell out, "God bless America!"
Rai and the Kai twins came out to see Ramsey hunched over on the floor, his head bowed as his mouth lets out small whimpers in pain. Shady sweat dropped and looked at Mariah, "I know he maybe my perverted husband, but I still need him alive you know."
Ramsey then looked up and glared at Mariah, "You didn't have to kick so hard."
"Quit complaining or I'll give you something more to complain about!!"
"What else can you do to me?! I'm numb from the waist and down!!" Ramsey cried, but then gave another small whimper due to the impact of Mariah's foot.
Lee then looked at my other half and both Kais, "Is it true? You're not merging?"
"It's true alright!" Rai chirped, "You think I would merge to leave three hot sexy guys? Over my dead body and my criminal record!!"
"But you've caused enough trouble with that record!" Gary pointed out, "And now you're going to get arrested for under age molestation?"
"How could it be under age molestation when we're about the same age?"
".....Wise ass, you know what I'm talking about."
"Correction, wise and hot ass."
"I think that wise ass needs a tune up because what will the elders say about this?! Or worse, what will the BBA say!?"
"Who gives a dildo what the BBA says? What I say is confirmed, we're staying separate!"
Everyone looked at Kei in shock, especially the fact that he said dildo. Kai smirked and patted Kei on the head, "That's my slave."
Everyone looked at me and Rai, Rai just gave a smirk and me? Well, I was trying not to laugh my ass off from the looks on their faces (well minus Ramsey since he's still wincing in pain and Shady who's used to this stuff)
Tyson gave a small cough to break the really funny yet awkward silence, "I think we better get going guys..."
"For what?" Rai asked, then smirked, "Oh I get it, you and Maxie wanna join us into an orgy right-"
"RAI!"
"Not for that, while you guys were 'romping the sheets'-" Shady started.
"Which must've been fun! Can I try it sometime?"
"No Kevin!" Mariah scolded, not wanting to tamper Kevin's mind with perverted thoughts like Ramsey and Rai.
"Aw why not?" Kevin asked.
Shady sighed, "As I was saying, while you guys were romping the sheets a couple hours ago-"
"You don't have to repeat yourself Shady, we know what you said before-"
"CAN I FINISH PLEASE!?" Shady snapped at Lee.
"Go ahead!" Lee squeaked. I had to laugh, I've never seen Lee so scared he probably would've had an accident. (cough Hint: Number one)
"As I was saying before I was RUDELY INTERRUPTED!" Shady took this time to glare at them, "You guys have a little meeting with your manager, Mr. Dickson...or Dickey...or Dickless-"
"Dickenson."
"Whatever." Shady glared at Tyson before continuing, "He said he knows about your little mishap and wants to have a word about it including one of those top secret thingies that include only VIPs only? And Rai and Kei are invited too."
"Sweet! Now I can learn about this top secret thing, maybe it's some ways to make Kai scream or something-" "Rai!"
"That would be a good secret worth waiting for-"
"Kei!"
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Blackie: THANK GOD IT'S OVER!! x.x Kai:...until the sequel.
Blackie: Damn....oh well, read and review x.x
Kai:.....now what?
Blackie: ...This is the final chapter of Yin Yang Disaster....then the sequel comes in Next too. x.x Kai:.....so you mean there's going to be more of Rai, more of Kei and more foursome goodness?
Blackie: Very much so.
Kai:.....o.o I'm impressed of how much tolerance you have for such an impatient girl.
Blackie: ...shut up.
Rei: -.- Blackie does not own Beyblade, only her songs, plots, Rai, Kei, Ramsey and Shady.
Blackie: Make me happy, read and review and the sequel will come in faster.
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Chapter Ten: Hickeys to Groping
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Alright, it's 6 in the morning, my body was wrapped in Kai's arms while Rai and Kei, I have -no- possible idea where those two might be at. But oh well, I was pretty content snuggling up to Kai.
It was odd that those two haven't gotten to bed yet, I could tell that Kei was exhausted from the trip, Rai...he still had energy...wherever that comes from, I'd like some every now and then. That would be a BIG help.
So being the curious one I am, I opened my eyes and looked up at Kai who was still asleep with his head resting on the fluffy pillow. A content smile painted on his pale face. I had to give a small giggle. (O.o) Hey, I couldn't help but find it rather cute that he could actually smile. I lifted a hand and gently shook his shoulder, but he groaned and turned over so his back was facing me. I gave a smirk, so he wasn't going to wake up Hm?
...I think Rai's perverted ness got the better of me.
I turned Kai on his back and crawled right on top of him, moving my hips upward, causing friction between our legs, causing him to let a moan escape from his lips. I started to plant kisses on his forehead and drifted down to his cheeks, kissing his lips gently, nibbling lightly at his skin and ducking down to graze the skin of his neck.
I heard him made a small grunt as his hands went to the sides of my face and pulled me up so I was meeting up with his fiery irises. He flipped us over so that he was on top and threw my upper garments off. I was going to protest but I heard him mutter, "You put this upon yourself."
Before long it was strip fest as his shirt including our pants were out of the question. Soon lips were meddled together, touching every inch of skin as much as possible. Moans and whimpers were let out from between us as the boxers were thrown off as well....I could've sworn I saw Kai's boxers go out the window. (sorry, couldn't resist n.nU)
I felt his hands straddle my waist as he looked eye to eye on me, smirking yet was giving out small quick pants, "Thinking about taking back what you did to me?"
"....Take a wild guess."
"Hmm, how about 'hell no'?"
"Good answer, you win a prize."
"Is that prize you?"
"Maybe, maybe not." I replied smirking.
"If it is, then I'm pretty lucky."
"You sure are." I said before pulling my Russian...Yes my Russian, you got a problem with that? ...As I was saying I pulled -my- Russian into another kiss, going into a little tongue war within our mouths. I saw the door open and then-
"You're already having fun without us? Oh I see how you are then."
Kai turned around and I looked over to see Rai and Kei standing at the doorway. I did notice Kei is a little bit more tired than before. Kai glared at Rai before saying, "You already had your fun with Kei, so do you mind?"
"No not at all. We'll watch-"
"Rai!!"
"What?! You asked if I mind and I gave you an honest answer!!!"
I chucked a pillow at his face and muttered, "Shut up will ya it's frickin 6:30."
Rai glared and threw the pillow back at me, "Well sorry,"
The door from the next door room opened revealing Ramsey shirtless as he yawned slightly, "What's all the racket?"
"Well hello blondie! Had fun with the bird last night?"
"Oh be quiet, Rai."
"Why should I when you can do it for me?"
"Rai..."
"What? What's up with everyone today?"
"It's a Sunday, what do you expect? It's the day of rest Rai."
"Rest is really not on my schedule."
"I noticed that." I muttered.
"Well, we might as well get up, now that we're all 'awake'." Ramsey emphasized.
Kei blinked, "We're not all awake, where's Shady?"
"....He was right behind me." Ramsey said as he turned around, looking behind him, then turned back around to us, "Maybe he went downstairs and made some breakfast."
"...He would make breakfast at someone else's house?"
"Yeah, he's just that fetish of making stuff...trust me, it freaked me out too until I actually tasted the food....unbelievable man."
"He can cook? Wow mind if I can borrow your fiancé Ramsey?"
"No, I know what you did the last time."
Rai just smirked, "What did I do?"
"You let him cook at the casino and he was having a field day! It took me three hours just to bargain him to get out!"
"What did you bargain him?"
"None of your concern." Ramsey muttered, Rai gave a pout of disappointment, grumbling something along the lines of 'you guys aren't any fun'
"Oh and did anyone lose their boxers? A bunch of girls are fighting over them outside."
Me and Kai sweat dropped, oh well, one boxer less to worry about....Yep, Rai definitely corrupted me. When Ramsey didn't get an answer, he shrugged and started to head downstairs, "I'm going to see what Shad's up to, and put something on that actually covers you, some people do mind nudity." (speak for yourself Rams, you're shirtless --U)
"What planet did they come from?!" Rai snapped.
Kei shook his head and whapped Rai with a pillow, "Well one thing for sure, they didn't come from planet 'Perverted Mars' like you did."
"Hey!!"
"That sounds like a title you would find in a gay porno movie."
Everyone looked at me (even Rai) and gave an 'I can't believe you just said that' look.
"What?!"
"Nothing Rei, just get dressed before Rai gets ideas to start a porno movie starring us." Kei said, pushing my darker half out the door and following right behind him. I looked at Kai, we were kinda silent for a minute and then I muttered.
"Do we have to get up?"
"...I think I'm getting what you're asking, but let me clear this out."
"The sleeping in part or the part where we pretend we're in a porno movie showing off?"
".....Or the other way around."
"My thoughts exactly."
---(I'll leave this part to your imagination)---
"We leave you two alone for.....5 hours and you used 4 and a half hours romping the sheets and the other half hour sleeping in...yeah, 'day of rest', that's so funny I forgot to laugh!"
Rai was throwing a fit that he didn't get to see me and Kai sneaking some alone time together, Kei was trying his best to calm him down, but it wasn't working well. Sooner or later we might be on Rai's hit list. (Let's hope not, or I'm going to get on some fan girl's hit list too O.o)
Tyson and Max were just sitting at the table while Rai was pacing up and down the kitchen floor, I could've sworn I saw some grooves on the floor leaving their trail that Rai left and they were pretty damn big marks. Kei would occasionally follow Rai like a confused puppy. Kai was standing behind me, but I knew he had a nervous look on his face. Knowing him, he's either worried that he isn't going to see Rai nude ever again or his manhood being dog food....that was wrong, let's get that out of our minds and move on!
Ramsey and Shady occupied the other two chairs on the table nearest to Rai who was storming back and forth with Kei right behind him. Ramsey was a little amused to this (when isn't he amused to something? He's easily amused x.x) while Shady wasn't surprised at all. Well I never expected him to be surprised, since he was Rai's counselor.
While Rai rambled on about 'not telling him the events that occur in our lives', Shady pulled Kei from Rai's beeline and whispered something in the Russian's ear. He gave a confused look, but then went over to me and Kai, grabbing Kai by the arm and dragging the confused male right behind him.
When I saw the two going in the guest bedroom, I definitely got the picture and looked at Shady who was giving me a look that read, 'say it now and make him shut up already.'
"Rai-"
"What!?" Rai snapped, glaring at me, not really noticing the two missing Russians.
"....Kai and Kei are in the guest room-"
It didn't take too long for Rai to get the picture as he rocketed into the guest room. I looked at Shady and Ramsey who were snickering while Tyson and Max were just sweat dropping.
"Um....I better....go now." I said, edging towards the guest room a couple steps before dashing in as well. Hey, call me perverted if you want to, but the sound of Kai and Kei going at it was a good idea. Note to self, thank Shady later.
--Again we go off to see the wonder lemon wizard of oz---
"Are they done yet?"
"No."
"Are they done yet?"
"No."
"Are they done yet?"
"No."
"Are they done yet?"
"No."
"Are they done yet?"
"No."
"Are they done yet?"
"No."
"Are they done yet?"
"No."
"Are they-"
"NO GARY QUIT ASKING ME DAMNIT!!!"
"But what are they doing in there?"
"Romping the sheets, Gary." Mariah muttered.
"....that must be fun." Kevin said naively causing everyone in the room to sweat drop. Ramsey coughed and then said, "Guys they should be done any minute now."
Just when the American spoke those words I entered in seeing my former team, my other two team mates, Ramsey and Shady, all huddled in the living room, seemingly waiting for the four of us to be done with our second session...Well, I guess I'm going to have a hard time walking the whole day.
Then I smelled the air, scrunching my nose up a little I looked at them with a questioning look, Shady sulked as though he knew what I was asking as Ramsey sweat dropped and laughed nervously as he said, "After you guys left to...you know, Shady was cooking something and it....kinda caught on fire."
"And it burnt the drapes too....and parts of the oven and the cabinet."
"Yeah, the drapes got it reallllllly badly."
"....I'm not going drape shopping again." I muttered, sweat dropping as they explained what happened.
"Let's just say I got distracted with someone knocking on the door, so I left the stove on to answer the door, and Ramsey comes in the kitchen to find it ablaze so he grabs the fire extinguisher to put the fire out and he-"
"And my hair got singed!!" Ramsey wailed, moving his head a little to show a little trace of burnt hair. It wasn't that noticeable, unless Ramsey turned his head in a certain direction and stayed there for a couple minutes. Ramsey was sobbing like it was the end of the world as Shady gave a hug to calm the over reacting blond.
"So um, Rei?" Lee interrupted, looking at me, "Sooooo are you and Rai, then Kei and Kai going to merge?"
".....Do you want a candy coated lie or a sour worm truth?"
"The truth, Rei."
"No."
"WHAT!?!"
"You're not merging!? Why not!?" Gary snapped.
"We have our reasons-"
"Physical, emotional and sexual." Ramsey said, coughing as Mariah glared at him suspiciously.
"Thanks for answering that for me, Ramsey, but we just like having our separate bodies that if we merged back together again, we'd feel a little bit odd about it so we decided to keep it as it is. Besides, it's not killing us."
"It wouldn't be in your hands if it killed someone." Lee replied.
I smiled, "See? So it's all settled. We stay separated."
"Or joined, conjoined, enter twined in front or sixty-nine." Ramsey said with a yawn.
Mariah stood up and glared at Ramsey, "You're probably the reason why they aren't merging, due to your perverted influence."
Ramsey looked at Mariah, blinking since he was just randomly accused, "I maybe perverted, but it wasn't my choice of them choosing to merge or not."
"Well when you say things, trying to be funny and all, plus add a whole lot of bull to it, people get frustrated, and me personally, I get cranky when I get frustrated."
Ramsey gave Mariah a weird look, "You have an odd way with words."
"I might, but I have a good way with my kick."
With that, Mariah's foot jolted upward right between the older male's legs, causing him to double over in pain as I heard him yell out, "God bless America!"
Rai and the Kai twins came out to see Ramsey hunched over on the floor, his head bowed as his mouth lets out small whimpers in pain. Shady sweat dropped and looked at Mariah, "I know he maybe my perverted husband, but I still need him alive you know."
Ramsey then looked up and glared at Mariah, "You didn't have to kick so hard."
"Quit complaining or I'll give you something more to complain about!!"
"What else can you do to me?! I'm numb from the waist and down!!" Ramsey cried, but then gave another small whimper due to the impact of Mariah's foot.
Lee then looked at my other half and both Kais, "Is it true? You're not merging?"
"It's true alright!" Rai chirped, "You think I would merge to leave three hot sexy guys? Over my dead body and my criminal record!!"
"But you've caused enough trouble with that record!" Gary pointed out, "And now you're going to get arrested for under age molestation?"
"How could it be under age molestation when we're about the same age?"
".....Wise ass, you know what I'm talking about."
"Correction, wise and hot ass."
"I think that wise ass needs a tune up because what will the elders say about this?! Or worse, what will the BBA say!?"
"Who gives a dildo what the BBA says? What I say is confirmed, we're staying separate!"
Everyone looked at Kei in shock, especially the fact that he said dildo. Kai smirked and patted Kei on the head, "That's my slave."
Everyone looked at me and Rai, Rai just gave a smirk and me? Well, I was trying not to laugh my ass off from the looks on their faces (well minus Ramsey since he's still wincing in pain and Shady who's used to this stuff)
Tyson gave a small cough to break the really funny yet awkward silence, "I think we better get going guys..."
"For what?" Rai asked, then smirked, "Oh I get it, you and Maxie wanna join us into an orgy right-"
"RAI!"
"Not for that, while you guys were 'romping the sheets'-" Shady started.
"Which must've been fun! Can I try it sometime?"
"No Kevin!" Mariah scolded, not wanting to tamper Kevin's mind with perverted thoughts like Ramsey and Rai.
"Aw why not?" Kevin asked.
Shady sighed, "As I was saying, while you guys were romping the sheets a couple hours ago-"
"You don't have to repeat yourself Shady, we know what you said before-"
"CAN I FINISH PLEASE!?" Shady snapped at Lee.
"Go ahead!" Lee squeaked. I had to laugh, I've never seen Lee so scared he probably would've had an accident. (cough Hint: Number one)
"As I was saying before I was RUDELY INTERRUPTED!" Shady took this time to glare at them, "You guys have a little meeting with your manager, Mr. Dickson...or Dickey...or Dickless-"
"Dickenson."
"Whatever." Shady glared at Tyson before continuing, "He said he knows about your little mishap and wants to have a word about it including one of those top secret thingies that include only VIPs only? And Rai and Kei are invited too."
"Sweet! Now I can learn about this top secret thing, maybe it's some ways to make Kai scream or something-" "Rai!"
"That would be a good secret worth waiting for-"
"Kei!"
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Blackie: THANK GOD IT'S OVER!! x.x Kai:...until the sequel.
Blackie: Damn....oh well, read and review x.x