ME, the suekebe!

okay, due to my sick, twisted suekebe (sp?) mind, and the results of boredom, I created this fic. Ahhh, my poor hentai mind. Hey, mebbe that is why I really like miroku instead of inuyasha! Well, this "fic" is a series of OOCness and humor. If u like this fic, plz review, and send me ur ideas. READ!

Chapter 1.

The conflict between Miroku & Sesshomaru

Poor Miroku had been drinking too much sake that night, and had a nice buzz between his ears. As all

drunken people get silly when they are drunk, Miroku is no exeption. Sesshomaru was outside of the hut,

feeling very sickened at the drunkeds. He was too dignified to drink, and the scent was too much for him.

He heard the door of the hut rustle, and when he turned around, he got face to face with Miroku. He had

this goofy, perverted grin on his face, and in drunkards tone, he said "miss, will you bear my child?"

Sesshomaru twitched, and he got this scared look on his face. Then fluffy-chan backed away from the

perverted lecher. The hut rustled again and this time, Inuyasha came out, the same goofy, perverted grin on

face. " hoo! go Miroku! suduce that girl!" Inuyasha managed to get out. There was another few rustles, and

the girls came out, furious. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING BOYS?" Kagome and Sango Screamed

at Miroku And Inuyasha. They turned around, and got met with two very angry girls.Inuyasha slurred to

kagome, "ahhh, kagome, what perrrrfect timing. I wanted to tell you...grasps kagome's hands Will You

bear my pups?" Kagome, turned bright red, and shouted "osuwari!" "Damn you, bitch!" inuyasha said as he

met his old friend, dirt. Miroku grasped sangos hands with a twinkle in his eye, and said, "Sango, have I

told you how much I reeeeeeeeally like you?" He chuckled, and before Sango could respond, he reached

down and groped Sango. She then got little anime veins, and slammed miroku down by inuyasha.

Sesshomaru whimpered a little in fright, and flew away. The girls sighed, then dragged the now-

unconsious boys back into the hut. Then they decided to tease the boys, by positioning them, so they

looked like they had "fun" together. What a shock they would get when they woke up.

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heeheehee, plz R&R thish! I think I like how it turned out, and I hope others like it too! anywayz, as soon as I get at least 5 reviews, I will post chapter 2. hahahahaha :D