Stuck In The Middle

lazEbum: I decided to put up two chapters in one day to start off my story. Enjoy

The next day Naruto slept in because his training didn't start until noon. All of a sudden he heard a light knock at the door. Hoping it was just in his dream Naruto ignored it. Until he heard a voice

"Hey, you up?"

"No" Naruto moaned.

Naruto was disgusted when he opened one eye. In front of him was, was an eyeball.

"Ewe Gaara!!" Naruto closed his eyes again, when the floating eye came closer, he did the most mature thing to do at the moment and poked it with his finger.

Then he heard a loud yelp from out side his door. "Damnit, Naruto!" Gaara yelled banging on the door much louder.

Naruto busted out with laughter as he headed towards the door. When he opened the door Gaara's eye twitch he bust out laughing again.

"That aint even funny."Gaara said pushing his way in.

Naruto stopped laughing and sat back down on his sofa.

"So, what brings you here Pandaman? Naruto sounded unusually intelligent

"Well, I was thinking."

"When'd you find time to do that?"

"Last night.......Well duh, did you expect me to dream about it?!"

Naruto stared at Gaara blankly. Gaara closed his eyes due to his dumb founded friend.

Naruto started to laugh again. "You know? You look very scary with your eyes closed." He let out.

"Shut up! That's not the point!!!" Gaara said reopening his eyes.

"Okay, okay! So what was it you were going to tell me?"

"Well, I'm moving in" with that Gaara plopped on the seat next to Naruto and kicked him off so hard that Naruto fell flat on his face – anime style-

"Who the hell gave you the idea I'd let you live here?!!! Naruto hollered as he got back to his feet.

"I did, is there a problem?" Gaara said giving him a homicidal glare.

"Damn skippy it is! You just can't waltz in here and say you're staying."

"First of all, I didn't "waltz "in here; you opened the door, second of all, it'll only be for a while."

"How come?"

"Because I want to, beside Kankuro is going crazy and Temari is cutting back on the laundry, my blood infested clothes are gonna give me a hang over one day, I swear. I want out of that hell hole.

Naruto laughed a little. "You get wasted off of blood?"

"I didn't say that!" Gaara shot. "Ha! Whatever; lets eat!". Naruto said and pulled Gaara into the kitchen. After eating about four bowls of ramen he realized the time. "Oh! Man! Look at the time, I got to go!"

"Go where?"

"Class stupid!"

"Oh, well what can I do?"

"I don't know" Naruto said and started off.

"Naruto wait!" Gaara demanded and tugged on his shirt.

Turning around. "What now!?" Naruto was going to ask but was knocked up side his head.

"What the f!" He tried to yell, while holding his throbbing head, but was interrupted.

"And that for earlier when you called me a fucking 'panda-man'!" Gaara spat. Letting out an over exaggerated sigh, Naruto did his best to calm down. "You know what?! Stay here, no killing, No going in my room, no eating my ramen, No sleeping, no timing up the phone line not like any one will call, No spilling sand everywhere, and defiantly no spilt fluids ... of anyone!" He said very professional like.

Having his revenge, Gaara felt a little bit pumped "Damn, you're worse than a fucking mother!"

"Yeah whatever just let me catch you doing any of it." Naruto muttered turning his back.

"Are you trying to threaten me?" Gaara keen ears perked up.

"Well, take out the 'trying to' part and I'd say that's pretty much what I just did. Now, I have to go!" Naruto slammed the door on his way out.

Gaara let out a fed up sigh, and began to walk away. 'Sorry love, but I have no intension on listening to you.' Gaara got up and walked into Naruto room he carried his gourd and "accidentally" poured sand on the ground, then ate a pack of ramen.

"I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready, and I'm ready!" Naruto chanted as he ran lighting fast to his next class. "Hello Sakura-chan." Naruto said sweetly then looked around. "Where is Sasuke?"

Only minutes later, Gaara decided to leave the house, as he walked he bumped into a tall male figure that resembled that of the Uchiha bastard, but was way sexier. 'Itachi?'

"Um, you didn't see me here!" Itachi and Gaara said in unison and left their separate ways. Once back home, Garra took time to try and call someone on that phone thing but he couldn't get the hang off it. Placing the phone back, he spotted a wallet size picture of Naruto cheesing and holding a lollipop in one hand and in the other hand was in his ear. In Gaaras' opinion, it looked to sexy to be true, so the perverted side of Gaara decided to go to the bathroom with picture still in hand. (;P Wink, wink)

Heart eyes "Oh! Sasuke – Kun, he went to the nurses' office a few seconds ago. She said and pointed to the lonely chair Sasuke would've originally sat in. Naruto noticed this got up to leave. Sakura tugged on his shirt a little and got the blondes attention. "Be careful, he doesn't look to good." She warned. Naruto nodded and stealthy walked out of the class room.

Once at the nurses door, Naruto peered into the window, Saskue was sitting in a nurse chair with a thermometer in his mouth. Naruto examined him a moment and noticed that Sasuke looked about one shade lighter than his normal skin color, he was also sweating slightly. Naruto would have walked in if he didn't have a fear of doctors, but he really wanted to speak with Sasuke. Turning the knob on the door, Naruto sighed heavily and pulled. At that very instant, the friendly nurse opened her and pulled out a – Naruto fainted dead on the spot- pair of gloves.

This slightly startled the women. "Oh. Is this your friend? She asked. Sasuke nodded in embarrassment.

20 minutes later, Naruto opened his eyes; he was lying in a strange smelling nurse bed. Sitting up, his blues eyes met black ones, thus bringing back all his memories.

"Ne, Sasuke you ok!?" He yelled, hanging his feet over the high bed.

Sasuke almost let out a chuckle 'He's asking if I'm ok, but he's the one in the nurse bed.' He thought to himself. Not bothering to answer, he just turned his head fully away from Naruto's.

"Hey I asked you a question you-"

"Fuck off Naruto." Sasuke interrupted coldly.

Naruto was a little shocked but still, he wanted to know what the matter was and wanted to ask him something.

Naruto stood up and forced immediate eye contact. Sasuke scuffed it off. "I'm sick and I'm going home now, don't worry about it"He said and walked off.

Naruto had decided, well was 'forced' to go back to class. Still the room was missing a teacher. Waiting for is slow ass teacher, Naruto sat in silence.

"Ohiyo class!" Kakashi said arriving at a record of 45mins late.

Sakura and Naruto figured it was time to yell their signature. "You're!" They started but were tuned out be a piercing bell, indicating the end of the day. Over 20 pairs of eyes all turned to the mask wearing teacher in utter shock.

Kakashi couldn't help but let out a huge sweat drop. "Ah,..Well you see, I had to go to, uh, help this cat and rescue her old lady out of a tree......'oh damn' I mixed up my line again. Kakashi said not realizing he said that out loud, and placing a hand behind his head.

-Sakura, Naruto, and even the rest of the class all fell over -anime style.-

"FUCK! When is Naruto coming home? This is torture! Inner Gaara: Hey Stupid, it haven't been even half a day!

Outer Gaara: Do you think I give a shit?! A long as my Naruto is in breathing range with Uchiha I 'can't' help but miss 'him.

Inner Gaara: fine, what ever rocks your boat.....'

Outer Gaara: You mean 'floats' your boat?

Inner Garra: That too.

Outter Gaara: Damn Straight!!.... Gaara was pacing back and forth on Naruto's bed and reading his newest volume of Legal DrugA/N: Of course I don't own it 'I already did every thing on the 'not to do list'. 'Now what?'. Gaara climbed up the window and sat on the rooftop.

Well, that's the end of chapter 2 (Remix). Hoped you liked it Please R&R