Wow! I thought I was a goner thank you so much. You all saved this fic, as for the other who didn't. A serious (non kinky) spanking will be needed. Muahahhaha!

Anyway. I guess the reason for me wanting to delete the fic was because I was thinking it doesn't really have a topic any more. I found out because I read the first chapter and after the second it no longer had one...Anyway, 'Hakunah Matata 'in other words get over it! Enough with the blah blah ness of the mouth!

Last time (Oh yeah, I'm taking out chapter seven cause that was short and dumb in a non funny way so again.) -Continuing- Err; Sasuke was tricked into taking medicine, for sex. Which unfortunately was a bear not the real thing. So out of embarrassment, he stormed into his room and orders everyone else to leave. (By the way, Sasuke is no longer sick and it's around 12'oclock at night)

Okay! The real chapter 8 begins now! Enjoy

"Did that bastard just kick me out?" Gaara asked staring at the now closed door.

"Yes Gaara, he kicked us ALL out." Naruto answered sounding very intelligent. "Now let's go home" He said and patted the other boys back to try to break the tension between the boy and the door.

"Yeah, I'm heading home now." Shikamaru informed the blonde and anyone else who bothered to pay attention to him. But... no one was. Gaara and the front of the Uchiha door were currently having a death glare match. While Naruto was telling very bad jokes and making movement to at least poke a hole in the tension surrounding him.

"Okay, Shikamaru. We'll see you tomorrow then." Neji finally spoke up. Shikamru stared at the boy for a second. Then slowly backed up.

"Um, ok." Tell the other I said bye." He added. 'Oh yeah! That was smooth' he told himself in a sarcastic voice. Naruto finally, got an idea. He Gaara lets go to my place. He said transforming into a naked girl. Gaara finally averted his eyes just cocked his head to the side, and waited for the smoke to clear.

"What the fuck made you think I'd be interested in that side of you?" He asked the blonde.

"You're right." Naruto said still in his girl form, but little did the two boys know but the Neji and Kiba we're currently held there heads back and pinched their noses. (Nosebleed)

"Alright. Naruto, why are we still standing here?" Kiba questioned. Naruto just shrugged. Let's go!" He yelled and pointed past the gated.

"To where?" Neji asked.

"To-"Naruto started but was interrupted. "To you all own houses slash mansion." Gaara said from behind Naruto.

Neji scratched his back. "That's okay with me." he said turning around and walking away.

"We'll hang out some more tomorrow ok?" Naruto spoke. Neji nodded. "Ok. Bye then!" Kiba shouted grabbing both Narutos hands in his. "Promise me we'll see each other tomorrow!" He yelled tears spilling over and down his face.

"O...Okay?" Naruto answered nervously, while trying to get back his slowly dying hand.

"Ready to go home Gaara?" Naruto asked.

Gaara just nodded.

So off the guys went to their respected home to get their much deserved sleep. .. .well, minus one dude.

6:30am.

Naruto woke up due to a rather disturbing dream. Feeling recharged, he jumped out of bed. At the same time, his bedroom busted opened to reveal a very happy looking Gaara holding a try full of an assortment of breakfast foods. Did I mention he was in nothing but an apron?

Naruto screamed...Very loud. So loud that his eyes flew open and he sat up. Blue eyes met with deadly green ones.

"What the fuck are you yelling for?!" Gaara growled. Naruto slowly sat up. His left cheek was currently out of order. "What do you mean ..." He asked rubbing his eyes. "I wasn't yelling" Naruto was about to inform but recalled his dream. "...oh," Trying to change the subject. "Did you just fucking slap me?" Naruto yelled and 'really' getting out of bed.

"We'll that's only because you we're yelling and what not." Gaara resorted. "Whatever." "And the reason why I screamed is none of your concern." Naruto said as he walked into the bathroom to do his toiletries.

Finally stepping out of the bathroom with a very toothpaste filled toothbrush in his mouth, Naruto noticed that Gaara was still sitting on his bed.

"Waa da phuk is you pwoblem?!" He yelled.

"I have not a clue what you just said." Gaara said emotionlessly. Causing the blonde to growl and stomp back into the bathroom, slamming the door shut.

'What the fuck is his problem?' Gaara smirked and got up to get something to eat.

About three over passed and neither the blonde or the flaming red head accomplished anything.

Throwing his Gameboy SP on the ground, Gaara stood up in a grumpy rage. "What.... The.... hell?" Naruto asked as he watched the scene before him.

"Sit down Gaara! That's my job!" Naruto yelled once more, standing up and pulled his arm back to throw his I pod down. Before hitting the floor Gaara threw a pillow in its spot. Naruto glared at him.

"Uh, that costs way too much money for you to just throw it around" He informed.

"Well so is a Sp!" Naruto resorted.

"So! Fuck poke'mon!" Gaara yelled.

"Yeah." Naruto said. "Let's go outside." Naruto said will total boredom. Gaara nodded.

Opening the front door. Naruto made a sudden gasp as he remembered something very important. "Gasp! I almost forgot!" He declared aloud.

Gaara gave him a confused look.

"You're an illegal immigrant!" He yelled, and shoved the red head back into the house.

What the?-Gaara was about to ask but was interrupted.

"Quick, put this on!" Naruto yelled and threw Gaara a giant ball of black and white. One the clothing was on, Gaara looked into the mirror. Something inside of him cracked.

While behind him, he realized that Naruto was doubled over in laughter. "Hey Gaara what is black and white and red all over?" He asked.

Gaara just growled.

"You!"

He shouted and continued his outrageous laughter. Gaara felt his blood boiling couldn't believe he was in his least favorite animal, a fucking panda! Gaara was in a panda suit that covered every part of his body beside his face.

"Naruto...why the hell do you even own such a .... Horrid piece of shit?!" Gaara glowed under his breathe.

"Becaaaause, I knew that this day would eventually happen." Naruto informed pointed his index finger in the air, like some intelligent person would.

Gaara let out a loud sigh, be began to try literally tearing the suit off of him.

"No! No! No!" Naruto yelled and pulled on Gaara's arm. "We are leaving!!"

Off the two went, one very stylish and the other...well in a panda suit. After 10 minutes of silence and rumbling. Naruto spoke up. "Ne, Gaara I'm hungry." He whined.

Gaara (who is still very pissed off) just stared at the blonde, giving him a 'well then go get something to eat stupid!' kind of look.

Naruto gulped, "ok then" He smiled, and grabbed the other boys hand.., er, paw, and pulled him over to the ramen stand.

"Hey old man!" Naruto yelled at the owner.

"Oi!" The guy answered back in a happy tone to his favorite costumer. "What will it be-He began but laid eyes upon a very evil looking panda bear. "Um... Naruto?" He asked nervously pointing behind him.

"Eh?" Naruto asked eyes still closed. "... Oh, this is my new pet Ga- His name is Kuma, isn't that right Kuma?" Naruto asked nervously giving Gaara a 'please play along with this' look, and slapped Gaara on the butt. Causing him to growl.

"Um..Ok. Hello there Kuma!" He said still very taking back. 'That is thee ugliest panda bear I've ever laid eyes upon' He thought.

Gaara just stared at the man. Naruto saw this and poked him in the side. "Roar"Gaara said blandly, hating every part of the ordeal at the moment.

"Anyway. Sorry to go off topic. What will it be Naruto?" The guy asked totally freaked out about because of the panda right now.

"Uuuum I want 2 bowls of miso ramen ....and Kuma can have one crunchy bamboo stick."

"Can do." The guy replied and turned his back to begin preparing their meals. Naruto was laughing his head off in the inside. But soon snapped out of it when he felt as if the bones in his hands were cracking. "Itte!-He yelled, but Gaara placed a hand over his mouth.

"Stop fucking around, Naruto." Gaara whispered into his ear.

"R...right." Naruto yelped as Gaara released his hand. "Uh..Can you add another Miso ramen to that order?" Naruto yelled.

"Sure." The guy yelled over his back.

Meanwhile. The Uchiha heir was currently walking about. His quest to find and rescue his blonde was slowly falling apart.

'Where the hell are you?' He asked himself only to get his stomach to answer him. "I guess I'll stop for a bite to eat." He said to himself and headed for the ramen bar.

Instantly bright orange caught his eyes. "Naruto!" He yelled as he quicken his pace.

Back to Naruto

After about 7 minuets the boy's food finally arrived. "Hey you go" the guy spoke.

"Yay!" Naruto screeched and snatched that bowl before it even his touched the table. "Thankyouikidakimasu!" He yelled quickly and instantly began to chow.

"Bout damn time!" Gaara yelled. Which totally thrown the owner for a loop. (A: N: I'm sorry, but I have not a clue what the ramen shop guys name is ;;)

Pulling off his hoody with ears, Gaara glared at the man and slowly began to eat.

'What the hell????' the man questioned and before coming to a conclusion. Gravity hit him and he fainted then after.

"Naruto!" Someone behind him called. Shit!" Gaara thought.

"Naruto turned around to come face to face with Sasukes. Hey Sasuke!" Naruto yelled gaily. "Why are you eating with a pan-"Sasuke was abut to finish but averted his eyes over to the creature.

"What the fuck?! Gaara! He yelled.

Gaara slowly turned around. "You think you the shit, don't you Sasuke?! " Gaara said then quickly grabbing Narutos hand he made a run for it.

"What?" Sasuke was about to ask. "Get back here!" Sasuke yelled and began to chase after the two.

Whew and that's a rap! Hoped you liked it; it would be ashame if u didn't. Once again I'm sorry for trying to abandon you guys, I promise to never do it again, Ok reviewers:

Nikkler- Well that was helpful. Thanks for the review. Seeing as how I'm continuing, if u want me to I can make you a one shot or something

Angelmidori- Don't cry! I continued! Hope u liked it.

Animelvr4evr – Uh, thanks.

Infamous-otaku03 I'm glad you like it. It makes me laugh as well

DragonDame57- Updated is here! Hoped you liked it

lazEbum things to do next chapter :

The horror movie, the big chase, Sasukes and Gaaras fight scene part 2, dance party.