Marooned: a Story of Survival!

A/N: This story came to me after watching the movie Castaway, which in my opinion is a very good movie.

This story is in Harry's point of view.

Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters. Some ideas were inspired by the movie Castaway. The Holy

Jar of Nacho Cheese belongs to me.

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Day 1: Things could not be worse! I am stranded on a deserted island with Ron, Hermione, Sirius, Lupin, Snape, and

Dumbledore! It all started this morning when the Sirius got us a portkey that was supposed to take us to Taco Bell, well

It turns out the portkey was FAULTY!!! How can a portkey be faulty? Anyway the portkey took us here on this stupid island!

Anyway here are a few things that have happened since we got here:

We found a basketball that had washed up on shore.

Dumbledore has been holdin' out on us! He said we had no food, so Ron tied to go catch a fish and ended

Up getting stung by an eel! And it turns out Dumbledore had a pocket of lemon drops all along!!!

Oh yeah, Snape and Sirius tried to kill each other.

Oh yeah and guess what? We can't use magic!!! Are wands wont work!!!

Well that's all for today.

Day 2: Today was really hard work! First we had to build a shelter, and Snape and Sirius were fighting over who could

Build a better shelter (no suprises there) then Lupin taught us how to catch fish. Then Snape tried to make fire so we could

Cook the fish. He nearly set his head on fire, it was really funny! yawns Well I'm off to bed.

Day 3: Okay I'm really freaked! Today we all went looking for water and guess what we found? A cave! We went inside we traveled

For about 15 min and then we found a stone staircase. We walked up and we found a large rock, on top was a jar filled with cheese. There was a piece a piece of parchment too. It said:

Hello reader,

My name is Ignatius Bladderschpeil, and this is the Holy Jar of Nacho Cheese!

Welcome to my island. This island is inhabited by cannibals, wild boars, snacks,

Bugs, piranha, and man-eating koalas. The Holy Jar of Nacho Cheese will protect

You from all of these dangers and may help you. But be warned if you insult the Holy

Jar of Nacho Cheese or use it to make yummy nachos you will have bad luck until you

Beg and grovel for forgiveness!

Yours Truly,

Ignatius Bladderschpeil

P.S. - Long live the lemon drop.

After Lupin read this Dumbledore said "Amen, and praise the lord! Someone finally understands the importance of the lemon drop.

Snape said that there was no way in heck that he would believe that a jar of nacho cheese would save their lives'. On the way out I saw that a bird pooped on his head. I also noticed he didn't say anything. Karma is good!