Disclaimer: I do not own any of the characters. Some ideas were inspired by the movie Castaway. The Holy

Jar of Nacho Cheese belongs to me.

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Day 4: Well we have only been on this island a few days and SOME of us are already going nuts. Let me explain:

Remember the basketball? Well Sirius drew a face on it and is constantly muttering things to it. He starting

To remind me of Krecher!

Yesterday Dumbledore climbed a palm tree and declares he is king of the Lemon drops, and he refuses to

come down until we surrender and swear to 'live by the way of the lemon drop'.

Snape is being super cautious and I think its because within the last 24 hours he has been chased by man eating

Koalas, eaten alive by mosquito's, and been avalanched by 500 coconuts. Needless to say we wont go hungry

Any time soon.

Also I fear for Lupin. Lately he has been showing signs of his transformation. I pray every night that he doesn't turn into a

werewolf, and that if he does, that he eats Snape first!

Day 5: What I feared as become a reality. Last night we were awoken by the howls of a wolf and screams. When we arose we found

Lupin chasing Snape around a tree. Snape was shouting "Curse you Holy Jar of Nacho Cheese! Curse You!" It frightened

Dumbledore so much he even let us in his tree!! We now sit all cramped together in the small tree. Lupin ran into the forest

But I'm sure he will come back tomorrow night.

Day 6: AHHH! I can't trust even my closest friends on this island! Hermione

and Ron said they were going to go get water, they had been gone for a while

and I went to go look for them!! And guess what I found: Them making out

under a palm tree!!! It made my eyes burn, so I went to go wash my eyes!

That only made it worse because it was salt water!!! Now I have to go into a

corner and block the image out of my head!