Chapter 2: The Campaign
Homer was driving crazily though the town hitting things and saying, "Bart did it!" and, "I blame socitey!" while looking arround for Chief Wiggum. After 4 tickets and 6 red lights, Homer finally got to the campaign site.
With George Bush being from Texas, there's beer there and lots of it! "MMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!! BEEEEEER!!!!" Homer drooled. He bought a 100 oz. commuter mug and drank it all in 20 minutes.
The speach was about to start. George Dub-yuh Bush went on the stage and started it off, "... I will destroy the nu-.... nuke-u-LAR weapons in Iraq..."
The entire crowd cheered, except for Homer... Who climbed on stage, decked the president, and started to speak slowly, "... If I'm elected president, I will garentee to fix those potholes arround Moes and fix the monorail downtown. Oh and I will clean up that hurricane Ivan stuff!" After that he passed out.
The crowd went crazy! The news spread through out the country of the "debate" at Springfield. Eventually Homer J. Simpson was elected president!